saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
haha nice, im stealing that from you 7/1/2009 3:17:30 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
You: ASL Stranger: 16-f-usa You: well, damn. Stranger: o.o You: 26/M/USA Stranger: o.o You: o.O indeed Stranger: dude, my mom died You: life's a bitch...did she leave you anything nice? Your conversational partner has disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:17:56 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
dont you steal my billy mays shit now 7/1/2009 3:18:36 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: this person who just left the convo said their mom died You: isn't that awful? Stranger: i guess You: if your mom died, would she leave anything nice? You: like...money? You: or good sex toys? Stranger: who knows.. You: you sould ask...it's very important to know what you can afford when that day comes Your conversational partner has disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:19:19 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
o consider it stolen
although at the moment ive somehow stumbled into an intelligent conversation 7/1/2009 3:19:27 PM |
daz84 All American 2258 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny girl? You: hey You: nope guy You: i can pretend though Stranger: faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lolz 7/1/2009 3:20:10 PM |
Senez All American 8112 Posts user info edit post |
Stranger: hello You: hola You: How's the weather your way? Stranger: kind of cloudy You: bright and sunny here You: kinda hot You: steamy, even Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : dur] 7/1/2009 3:21:12 PM |
Fail Boat Suspended 3567 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stranger: 19 f indonesia You: I didn't realize the internet had reached indonesia yet Stranger: oh, really? You: yah, really Stranger: why do you think so? You: it's so far away You: just seems like a hard thing to do, to connect indonesia to the internet Stranger: oh~~ we already have internet fortunately " |
7/1/2009 3:21:30 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
im fucking up my billy mays conversation 7/1/2009 3:23:48 PM |
Senez All American 8112 Posts user info edit post |
Stranger: Hi Stranger: *rape face* You: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal You: You gunna get raped! Stranger: lol You: TWW? Stranger: What? You: Oh, nevermind. Stranger: I just raped you ftw You: Are you hot as fuck? Stranger: Im pretty You: Dats cool. Stranger: lol You: k, gotta go, thanks for the raping. You have disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:23:57 PM |
Fail Boat Suspended 3567 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal" |
Holy fuck, 3 seconds before I refreshed and saw this, the AAF version of smooth criminal started playing in my itunes
Quote : | "You: female? You: cause I ain't tryna talk to some dudes You: just click that little Disconnect right now Stranger: fuck yourself son of a bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]7/1/2009 3:25:32 PM |
Senez All American 8112 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stranger: steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low. You: *trips steve cause he can't see where he's going* You: Stupid Steve. You have disconnected." |
7/1/2009 3:26:07 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stranger: All your base R belong 2 us. You: no, they belong to me Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
7/1/2009 3:28:06 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You: hi, billy mays here and i have an offer for you! Stranger: VINCE FROM SHAMWOW HERE! Stranger: I WON, BILLY! Stranger: THE GAME! YOU JUST LOST IT! You: This is my show fucker You: your just the co-host Stranger: NOT ANY MORE! ZORBEEZ FUCKING SUCK! Stranger: I just ABSORBED your show Stranger: Hahaha Its fucking on now, chaps! You: only because im dead you insensitive mongaloid Stranger: That's why I win! Stranger: My shamwow socked up all your blood Stranger: I slap chopped your body into a million pieces Stranger: Your corpse is gonna love my nuts, billy! Stranger: Sully, here! I always fucking hated you, asshole!" |
7/1/2009 3:30:09 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: we're already off to a better start...you didn't ask if i was horny You: congrats Your conversational partner has disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:31:22 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62452 Posts user info edit post |
Stranger: hi You: are you the gatekeeper? Stranger: yeah man Stranger: i am a gatekeeper You: i am the key master Stranger: wow You: we must go to zuul 7/1/2009 3:31:56 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
haha im totally swapping grilling recipes with someone 7/1/2009 3:32:47 PM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
This won't work on opera mini or the blackberry browser 7/1/2009 3:33:49 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
lol Daz repeat
Quote : | "Stranger: horny girl? You: nope, guy You: i can pretend though Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
7/1/2009 3:34:06 PM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: *awkward silence* You: this is like my first date You: she was a mute Stranger: lol You: i could never tell if she was satisfied in bed Stranger: o.O You: she would be flipping her middle finger with her thumb out You: i never knew if that meant "fuck you!" or "FUCK YES!" Your conversational partner has disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:34:29 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, this is Sarah Jane from omegle.com and it appears we're getting complaints about you. Stranger: hi Stranger: are you sleeping now? Stranger: ah.. You: People feel you have violated them with your words Stranger: my name is takeuchi nakada i from japan You: It seems we're getting a lot of different "names" coming from your IP You: We may have to ban your IP, omegle.com is not a place for people to screw around, it's a serious place to connect with random people. Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
7/1/2009 3:34:40 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: you beat me to it You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl You: suck my penis? Stranger: im male You: point? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:37 PM. Reason : .] 7/1/2009 3:36:26 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62452 Posts user info edit post |
Stranger: hi You: ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, SAVE EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:41:02 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sand? in my vagina? Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sand? in my vagina? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: sand? in my vagina? Stranger: a wild abra appears! You: HOLY SHIT. nowai! Stranger: abra used teleport Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : .] 7/1/2009 3:41:57 PM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: [1st Verse] They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear So Beat It, Just Beat It
[2nd Verse] You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad
[Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Show them How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It Just Beat It, Beat It
[3rd Verse] They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can So Beat It, Just Beat It
[4th Verse] You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You, Then They'll Tell You It's Fair So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad
[Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
[Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
[Chorus] Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
[Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right
[Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
[Chorus] Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be Defeated Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right Just Beat It, Beat It Beat It, Beat It, Beat It Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
7/1/2009 3:43:29 PM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
im gonna ask everyone TWW? and lets see if it ever connects us... 7/1/2009 3:44:30 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stranger: hi You: sup nigga Stranger: sup You: my dick Stranger: horny piece of shit Stranger: !!
Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
7/1/2009 3:45:30 PM |
Fail Boat Suspended 3567 Posts user info edit post |
Great, I just got a myspace link to a girl that is 16. Wtf is up with kids these days? 7/1/2009 3:45:43 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: tww? Stranger: tww? You: fuck. You have disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:45:53 PM |
OldBlueChair All American 5405 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ quite a few people have talked to other TWWers, myself including. funny shit when you find out
[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : rofl quagmire] 7/1/2009 3:46:53 PM |
Hurley Suspended 7284 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You: got any good recipes? You: and hello Stranger: WHAT Stranger: BITCH Stranger: oh Stranger: hey You: you heard me Stranger: well You: im bout to buy a grill Stranger: actually Stranger: i read youi You: true You: ha Stranger: haha Stranger: so You: well im thinking bbq chicken Stranger: that sounds fantastic\ You: i made some good chicken the other week You: sweet baby ray's sauce Stranger: niiice You: think i might make my own Stranger: im a fan of Famous Daves You: with bourbon You: hmmm Stranger: thatd be nice You: where does one get famous dave's? You: regional thing? Stranger: uhhh Stranger: eh Stranger: its pretty much everywheree i would think You: ah You: ill look for it Stranger: you can basically buy it at every store Stranger: sweet and zesty is the winner in my book You: there's actually a Budweiser sauce that I've used You: alright You: sounds inviting Stranger: nice Stranger: haha You: whereabouts are you from? Stranger: illinois Stranger: and you? You: NC Stranger: cool You: yeah You: ive been on this site for about an hour You: probably been in 150 chats Stranger: haha im sorry to hear that Stranger: haha exactly You: this has been the most productive You: haha Stranger: same Stranger: people on here are ridiculous You: oh yes Stranger: haha You: can't talk to half without getting the asl thing You: the rest are worried about "HORNY GUYS" Stranger: yea, i get so frustrated with that You: and im stuck trying to just carry on one for more than 5 lines Stranger: isnt that the truth You: im passing time at work You: haha Stranger: niiice Stranger: haha You: yeah You: looking over fabrication drawings Stranger: a lot of people tell me thats what they do Stranger: zang You: haha You: whats up on your end?? Stranger: nothin You: word Stranger: just waitin for people to call me top hang out Stranger: to* You: gotcha Stranger: yep You: word You: well i wont keep you Stranger: haha alrighty Stranger: good talkin to ya You: im going to look for that sauce! You: indeed You: later Stranger: nice" |
7/1/2009 3:46:55 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "im gonna ask everyone TWW? and lets see if it ever connects us..." |
ive been doing that sense i started and still no luck
[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:48 PM. Reason : as]7/1/2009 3:47:25 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: tww? Stranger: you got any free xbox live trial codes? You: TWW, MOTHERFUCKER. Stranger: yes You: oh, woot. You: sn? Stranger: TWW Stranger: free tiral codes? You: yes You: isn't tiral a black person's name? Your conversational partner has disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:47:52 PM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: tww? Stranger: got a fetish? Stranger: ttw? Stranger: tww? You: yea Stranger: what? You: do you tww? Stranger: IDK what it is? You: sorry You have disconnected." |
7/1/2009 3:51:43 PM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: hello interesting person You: asl? Stranger: u fst? You: what? Stranger: asl You: what does asl mean? Stranger: age sex location You: 17/f/az Stranger: and wats ur name You: shirly motherfucking temple Stranger: so wat type o girl r u Stranger: simple or wild You: too mature for you i think You: i'm not sure you could handle my wild You: i'd have you pinned in a nanosecond you little shit Stranger: fuck off Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
7/1/2009 3:54:21 PM |
crpelliz All American 1432 Posts user info edit post |
Stranger: you dont get the reference im guessing You: i don't Stranger: ok only 1 persondid You: what is it Stranger: resident evil 4 Stranger: the merchant You: yeah.... i'm not a misanthrope Stranger: fuck u Your conversational partner has disconnected. 7/1/2009 3:57:25 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: tww? Stranger: ah? You: tww? Stranger: what is it?: You have disconnected." |
7/1/2009 4:05:59 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ( o Y o ) + (_!_) = 8======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ,(>.O) Stranger: boobies? You: + (_!_) Stranger: and bum You: = 8======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ,(>.O) Stranger: head ache? You: cumshot to the eye...close, though You have disconnected. 7/1/2009 4:08:39 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: well hello there! Stranger: heyy you You: A/S/L Stranger: 19, f, madagasca Stranger: u? You: 21, m, tehran Stranger: ohhh veryy nice You: ya, I managed to jimmy an internet conection. F the gov Stranger: hahaaa well said You: how about MJ. you sad? Stranger: urmmm not really....i like his music but thats it You: oh. i went to neverland once. he didn't molest me though Stranger: hahaa good to hear it :0 Stranger: :0 * Stranger: * Stranger: lol You: yeah..... You: oh crap ihear someone. i hear guns anad screaming! askjhaslkj fihj 'fj ijf KL"DSjf DfD'fgv You have disconnected." |
7/1/2009 4:25:49 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Of course it did, you said another guy son. " |
oops - I meant to put "a guy" originally, not "another" (that's how I put it in the chat, which is why they ended being all awkward about it)7/1/2009 4:27:46 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
nm, I guess I should just open my eyes
[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 4:29 PM. Reason : ] 7/1/2009 4:28:37 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
TOOK FUCKING LONG ENOUGH
Quote : | "You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: tww? Stranger: how is on? You: you just lost the game, btw Stranger: yeah fuck You: btw, BILLY MAYS HERE Stranger: *PUNCH BYLLY MAYS* You: YOU DON'T PUNCH BILLY MAYS Stranger: language? You: I'M A ZOMBIE MOFO You: I'LL FUCK YOU UP Stranger: what the fuck , first the KECLEON guy in the chat an now you Stranger: whats wrong here? You: AND I'M STILL SELLING SHIT Stranger: xbox 360? You: 4 BUCKETS OF OXYCLEAN FOR 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 9.99 Stranger: any favourite games You: BUT WAIT You: CALL NOW AND I'LL THROW IN AN EXTRA BUCKET Stranger: oh shoit Stranger: i dont understand exactly what you mean You: IF YOU CALL DURING THIS LIMITED TIME SALE, I'LL ADD IN A BOTTLE OF MY FAMOUS KABOOM Stranger: its not my main language You: THE GAME, YOU LOST IT AGAIN Stranger: oh fuck Stranger: can you say something about wether at your place? You: IT'S RAINING MEN Stranger: oh fuck You: HALLELOAH Stranger: sorry You: IT'S RAINING MEN Stranger: sorry for writing fuck so often You: FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK You: FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHER MOTHERFUCK MOTHER MOTHER FUCK You: NOISE NOISE NOISE Stranger: any favourite pornsites?"! You: SMOKING WEED DRINKING BEERS You: DRINKING BEERS SMOKING WEED You: ROLLING FATTIES SMOKING BLUNTS You: WHO SMOKES THE BLUNTS? WE SMOKE THE BLUNTS You: WHO SMOKES THE BLUNTS? WE SMOKE THE BLUNTS Stranger: hi You: uhh lemme get a nicklebag You: 15 BUCKS LITTLE MAN You: PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND You: IF THE MONEY DOESN'T SHOW THEN YOU OWE ME OWE ME OWE Stranger: can we start a conversation? You: OHHHWEEEHOHHHWEEOHHH You: JUNGLE LOVE You: I THINK I WANNA KNOW YOU KNOW YOU Stranger: OH MEAN STOP WRITING RANDOM SHIT IN HERE BYYE You: THE GAME You: YOU LOST IT You: AGAIN You: 3 TIMES SON You: STEP OUT DA BAR SON Stranger: which game? You: THE GAME SON Stranger: JUmanji? You: NO SON You: THE GAME Stranger: is it a wrestler? You: BTW, YOU JUST LOST IT 2 MORE TIMES Stranger: the game? a movie?! am i right? You: NO SON You: THE GAME, YOU JUST LOST IT AGAIN Stranger: AGAIN? You: YEAH SON You: GOOGLE THAT SHIT Stranger: mom Stranger: can you pls wait 15 minits or longer Stranger: im gonna goolge it now You: THERE ARE 3 RULES TO THE GAME You: 1: YOU ARE PLAYING IT You: 2: IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU LOST IT You: 3: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME Stranger: now im understand You: BTW You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME AGAIN Stranger: you completely insane You: NO SON You: YOU ARE SON You: STEP OUT DA BAR You: SON Stranger: what is this site? You: TOO METRO FOR THIS SHIT Stranger: am i writing whith a bot? You: NO SON Stranger: a game bot? You: STEP OUT DA BAR You: SON You: METRO FUCKER Stranger: 4czhan is gay?° Stranger: right? You: I'M NOT FROM 4CHAN SON You: 4CHAN IS FUCKING FUNNY THOUGH SON You: STEP OUT DA BAR SON WITH THAT METRO WEAK SHIT You: SON Stranger: what do yoiu mean with game ist it some meme or what?! You: IT IS SON, BUT IT GOES BEYOND MEME You: BEYOND COMPUTERS SON You: BEFORE THE INTERNET SON Stranger: lets drinnk some eggnog yu craze motherfucker You: NO SON You: WE DRINK MAN DRINKS SON You: FUCKING METRO ASS PUSSY Stranger: Hallo , kannst du mich verstehen=? You: I'M TOO TUFF FOR THAT SHIT You: I DON'T SPEAK THAT SHIT SON You: IN AMERICA WE SPEAK AMERICAN SON You: SPEAK AMERICAN OR GET OUT SON Stranger: im warning you You: IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA YOU CAN STEP OUT THE BAR SON Stranger: if you dont tell me some interesting things i can laugh over Stranger: i click on the disconnect button and you will be sad You: NO SON Stranger: i think You: YOU WILL CLICK IT You: AND YOU WILL LOSE THE GAME Stranger: you ewill click You: AND I WILL WIN THIS THREAD Stranger: 1 Stranger: 2 Stranger: 3 You: SON I WIN Stranger: AH Stranger: THATS THE GAME You: NO SON You: THAT'S NOT THE GAME Stranger: DISCONNECT BUTTON GAME?! You: SON YOU LOST ALREADY GIVE UP Stranger: thats why you still here You: I ALREADY BEAT YOU TO EPIC MEME PADDING You: SON You: I CAN GO ALL DAY SON Stranger: but im suck a lonly loser guy that i woulöd never click the doisconnect bottom You: I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS You: AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES You: I'M FLIPPIN BURGERS YOU'RE AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN COPIES You: I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD Stranger: i give Stranger: up You: ON A BOAT LIKE LILO Stranger: its too hard for me sorry You: I'M ON A BOAT MAN Stranger: fat american kid which xbox360 is broken You: YEAH You: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT Stranger: no other human would waste his tiem in here You: IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD You: POISEDION LOOK AT ME You: WOAHWOAH You: NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY You: WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN MY WAY You: BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY Stranger: but can you pls tell me one thing? You: I FUCKED A MERMAID You: WOAHWOAH You: wat you want foo Stranger: in which city do you live an like you barack obama? You: fuck obama Stranger: yeah You: he's running the country into the ground Stranger: im german nazi You: fuck that too Stranger: oww You: obama's spending dat 190% money You: shit we don't even have You: and he's a socialist bastard You: fucking commie Stranger: and one more thing pls Stranger: do all americans hate ps3 and love xbox360? You: d00d, 360 >>>>>>>>>>>>> ps3 Stranger: and play halo3 all day long? You: most americans don't even play son Stranger: ok good bye You: too busy not having shit You: son You: fucking obama Stranger: never will forget the time i have bring with you You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP Stranger: have Stranger: i You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
7/1/2009 4:31:42 PM |
federal All American 2638 Posts user info edit post |
not very random - it's either dudes saying how hard they are or high school girls. 7/1/2009 4:49:30 PM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
lmao
Quote : | "Stranger: ive got alot of good things on sale You: i only deal locally... Stranger: where is locally for you ? You: NC You: so you are suppose to be selling things? You: what are you selling You: do you have any drugs? You: can i have some You: are you selling money? You: i'd buy some of that Stranger: im selling lampshades at a high price You: better be nice lampshades You: describe these lamp shades Stranger: well they have a nice black stand thingy, with floral pattern shades You: I"M SOLD! Stranger: to my mum ? You: ? You: now listen here You: you leave your mum out of this You: OK You: ! Stranger: soz lmfao You: you have 10 seconds to say something interesting.. 10 You: 9 You: 8 You: 7 Stranger: i love pokemon You: 6 You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 Stranger: i have a humungos willy You: 2.5 You: 2.25 You: 2 You: 1... Your conversational partner has disconnected." |
7/1/2009 4:50:00 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stranger: Hey there You: hi Stranger: Looking for a girl who enjoys bestiality. Are you one? You: Is that the best you can do? Stranger: I am serious You: We're not on Prodigy anymore." |
7/1/2009 5:01:37 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Stranger: From the Vesti? You: tww? Stranger: From the Vesti? You: TWW?" |
What's the Vesti??
7/1/2009 8:56:58 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
I ain't clicking on those images if they're of animals....are they? 7/1/2009 9:01:07 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
oh I don't know, I didn't bother -- just trying to prove not much disturbs me to the point where I can't look at it 7/1/2009 9:01:47 PM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
Well I clicked on one and it was loading slowly (thankfully) but I saw kitten ears so I closed that shit ASAP 7/1/2009 9:05:00 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Spam this fucker!
Quote : | "Stranger: hi Stranger: 21m ... i like girls feet ... just girl feet .... can i see your feet... if you show feet to me i show my penis show webcam... You: just feet? You: i can show boobs too if you want Stranger: yes Stranger: you You: how big is your penis? Stranger: do you want to me Stranger: 18 cm You: what is that in inches? You: i am in US Stranger: 7 Stranger: have you nice feet You: that's big You: yeah Stranger: msn? You: yeah, i am younger than you though. is that ok? Stranger: ok Stranger: give me to adress You: 15f Stranger: i m poor english You: i am 15 female Stranger: him Stranger: ok You: what is your msn? Stranger: oyuncu777@hotmail.com You: thanks, you fucking pervert" |
7/1/2009 9:05:11 PM |