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4/27/2009 3:24:36 PM

^you ever gotten a flu shot?

4/27/2009 3:27:15 PM

i blame sarah palin.

4/27/2009 4:11:30 PM

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

4/27/2009 4:42:34 PM

N.C. official: Swine flu cases suspected

Quote :

"Raleigh, N.C. — The state's health director said Monday afternoon that there are suspected cases of swine flu in North Carolina, but declined to say how many cases or where they were located. Dr. Jeffrey Engel said Monday evening that officials are involuntarily isolating patients who may have the virus. He declined to specifically say how many suspected cases were in the state, noting that the number is always changing, and he declined to say where they were located. "We're working very closely with providers, and they are investigating cases on a daily basis," Engel said. "It's a very fluid situation and there will be suspect cases. People travel all the time." Investigators were gathering specimens and hope to know whether the cases are "probable" some time Tuesday and will seek confirmations by Wednesday."

wral
WE'RE FUCKED!!!!!!

4/27/2009 6:58:51 PM

TOUCH RUSSEL WILSON WHILE YOU STILL CAN!


EAT ALL THE BOJOS YOU CAN!

WE GONNA DIE!

4/27/2009 7:02:00 PM

CONCACAF has suspended the U-17 world cup qualifier in Mexico due to the swine flu scare.

4/27/2009 7:06:59 PM

my mom made pork chops for dinner tonight.

there's just something wrong with that.

4/27/2009 7:27:59 PM

no, no there isn't

4/27/2009 7:28:25 PM

first bird flu, then swine flu....only one solution.

kill all animals with fire!

4/27/2009 7:58:39 PM

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/27/swine.flu.international/index.html

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 8:17 PM. Reason : Level 4.. i used all my will power to not make a WoW or pokemon joke.]

4/27/2009 8:02:40 PM

it's the goddamn flu

4/27/2009 8:08:56 PM

we just had some pork tenderloin too

OH NOES

4/27/2009 8:17:08 PM

ANIMAL FARM.

4/27/2009 8:17:43 PM

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=109496610648025582911.0004686892fbefe515012&ll=27.293689,-82.22168&spn=22.388492,46.582031&t=h&z=5

So you can track the downfall of mankind

4/27/2009 8:20:19 PM

damnit might have made it to brazil already. stupid honeymooners had to go to mexico for a honeymoon and not rio de janeiro or the 100 other beaches in brazil.

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 8:33 PM. Reason : wish they made them dots instead of giant city/state sized people...]

4/27/2009 8:28:39 PM

^^ Neat.

4/27/2009 8:28:55 PM

^,^^^
i posted that shit on page 1.

4/27/2009 8:31:52 PM

OH GOD CHARLOTTE HAS SWINE AIDS

4/27/2009 9:26:28 PM

4/27/2009 9:55:22 PM

Quote :

"Raleigh, N.C. — The state's health director said Monday afternoon that there are suspected cases of swine flu in North Carolina, but declined to say how many cases or where they were located."

Way to prevent an outbreak. Warning! Warning! Outbreak in NC! Deadly flu virus! Avoid public places!

So, where's the outbreak located? So I can take extra precaution...

We're not telling.

4/27/2009 10:09:07 PM

IT'S THE GODDAMN FLU

4/27/2009 10:15:08 PM

somebody on twitter said that swine flu has mutated again and is now spreading via internet

[Edited on April 27, 2009 at 10:24 PM. Reason : i put those blue cough masks on my speakers as a precaution. i suggest you all do the same]

4/27/2009 10:23:47 PM

4/28/2009 12:34:18 AM

MEME FLU

4/28/2009 12:35:41 AM

shit might get bad

4/28/2009 6:06:24 AM

im gonna start buying guns and ammo before its too late.

4/28/2009 6:39:15 AM

OH SNAP!

YOU GOT DA'
SWINE FLU

4/28/2009 10:23:34 PM

Quote :

"Officials have conducted tests at the farm owned by U.S. company Smithfield Foods, and those tests came back negative."

Patient zero identified....

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/28/swine.flu/index.html

4/29/2009 10:06:20 AM

LEVEL 5

4/29/2009 4:56:55 PM

kill the source, all the sub-infected will be set free!

4/29/2009 4:57:57 PM

4/29/2009 5:00:26 PM

4/29/2009 5:00:54 PM

WE GON' DIE

(Yet 250,000 to 500,000 people die from seasonal flu yearly)

WE GON' DIE



[Edited on April 29, 2009 at 5:06 PM. Reason : lol]

4/29/2009 5:05:38 PM

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE FUCKING TORCH THE FUCKING WESTERN BLVD K-MART ALREADY

IT CONTRIBUTES AS MUCH TO SOCIEATY AS SWINE FLU

ACTUALLY SWINE FLU MAY BE BETTER

4/29/2009 9:36:54 PM

^go pass out swine flu at the k-mart. give it a couple weeks.

4/29/2009 9:38:46 PM

OH SHIT SWINE FLU IN TOKYO!!! This will be ALL my coworkers will talk about for the rest of my life now

4/30/2009 8:16:22 AM

"if we are still alive in the morning, we'll know we're not dead"

4/30/2009 8:35:47 AM

^^^^They used to contribute some of their parking spaces back in the day. Then they realized that they needed the entire lot for themselves due to customer demand.</sarcasm>

4/30/2009 8:48:47 AM

Quote :

"(Yet 250,000 to 500,000 people die from seasonal flu yearly)"

That's the most frustrating part about it. Only 8 confirmed deaths and the media uses the word pandemic.

http://www.who.int/csr/don/2009_04_29/en/index.html

4/30/2009 8:49:31 AM

i have to fly to Orlando and drive to Daytona this weekend...do i need to wear a body condom?

4/30/2009 9:23:41 AM

Just wear rubber gloves and a 3M mask. Also, carry a can of Lysol wherever you go so that you can spray all door handles before opening them. Even with the gloves on you don't want to touch the door handle because you will probably still come in some contact with the exterior of the gloves throughout the day. Hose down the toilet with Lysol at least 5 minutes prior to using it as well. Oh, and buy three rows of seats for your flight so that you can sit right in the middle and keep everyone away. And if anyone gets too close spray them with the Lysol. It's an effective deterrent if you can get it in their eyes.

[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 9:27 AM. Reason : l]

4/30/2009 9:26:43 AM

lol, during Lost last night there was a breaking news feed scrolling across the top. Two children have been confirmed as having pig flu here in Huntsville. As a result, they are (I'm totally serious about this) shutting down all public schools in the county and a few in the surrounding counties until Monday. Some schools are already shut down until the following Monday. This is crazy.

4/30/2009 10:15:37 AM

Free online test:

http://doihaveswineflu.org

4/30/2009 10:34:48 AM

OH THE HUMANITY

4/30/2009 10:40:49 AM

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5054202/

2 "probable" cases in NC now, one in Onslow County and one in Wake County

4/30/2009 4:40:27 PM

Last person please clean up before leaving!

4/30/2009 4:51:08 PM

EU quarantines London in flu panic
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8026121.stm

4/30/2009 10:15:00 PM

What in the hell is wrong with our society? This panic and overreaction is completely insane.

5/2/2009 1:07:24 PM

Quote :

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you know how many times i was kept from killing off everybody in the world because of this asshole in that pandemic game?

[Edited on May 2, 2009 at 1:14 PM. Reason : get that paaaaandemic]

5/2/2009 1:13:23 PM