2 times the fun!

5/4/2009 9:32:00 PM

no, next question.

5/4/2009 9:32:20 PM

5/4/2009 9:33:32 PM

They probably rotate or do RPS before every shared bodily task that most people dread

such as wiping ass, douching, sucking cock, etc

so if they did RPS, one might get lucky and not have to wipe ass for 5, 6, even 7 consecutive shits

but on the other hand, the loser could get frustrated and do a poor job, resulting in chafage

5/4/2009 9:33:45 PM

I wonder if it would even be legal to marry them. Polygamy? Incest?

5/4/2009 9:34:01 PM

I think swimming would be very hard, someone's head would always be underwater.

5/4/2009 9:35:03 PM

If they can legally drive they can get married...

5/4/2009 9:35:28 PM

Quote :

"If they can legally drive they can get married..."

WHAT?

5/4/2009 9:36:11 PM

Kiwi is a dolt.

5/4/2009 9:37:10 PM

Quote :

"If they can legally drive they can get married..."

WHAT?

5/4/2009 9:37:17 PM

the worst part is you could never talk shit about your conjoined sister behind their back

"Ugh, I fucking hate that bitch"

"Hey, I'm right HERE !

5/4/2009 9:37:31 PM

Quote :

"If they can legally drive they can get married..."

Gay people can drive but can't get married in most states.

5/4/2009 9:38:29 PM

what is RPS?

5/4/2009 9:39:15 PM

I would think driving would be more questionable than if they can get married. They are looked at as two individuals by law, as can be seen by their driver's license. I'm assuming marriage wouldn't be a problem at all.

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 9:40 PM. Reason : ^^That's mainly a religious thing, pretty sure God doesn't hate conjoined twins]

5/4/2009 9:39:21 PM

^^rock paper scissors

Quote :

"They are looked at as two individuals by law, as can be seen by their driver's license. I'm assuming marriage wouldn't be a problem at all."

Right. My point was that you can't marry TWO individuals.

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 9:41 PM. Reason : ew]

5/4/2009 9:39:34 PM

Quote :

"Their sense of touch is partitioned to their own body half, which shades off at the midsagittal plane such that there is a small amount of overlap at their midline."

That's kinda neat.

Quote :

"In the summer of 2006 they had a vacation in Texas at the home of a family whose dicephalus twin girls had died at a few hours old.[2][3][4][5][6][7][8]"

Worst.

Vacation.

Ever.

Quote :

" They both successfully passed their driver's license exam, both the written and driving tests. They had to take the tests twice, once for each twin. Abby controls the pedals, radio, heat, defogger etc., Brittany controls the turn signal and lights and together they control the steering wheel. They also want to visit the UK, so they can both have a chance to use their opposite controls. They both graduated from high school in 2008. They began college at Bethel University in St. Paul, Minnesota, USA. In conversation, they are clearly distinct persons, with distinct likes and dislikes. Despite sharing a body, the twins' preferences in food, clothing color, etc. differ. Some of their clothes are altered by their seamstress so that they have two separate necklines in order to emphasize their individuality. They will usually have separate meals, but sometimes will share a single meal for the sake of convenience (e.g., each takes a bite of the same hamburger). Abigail is better at mathematics and Brittany is better at writing. For tasks such as responding to e-mail, they type and respond as one, anticipating each other’s feelings with little verbal communication between them. In such cases as the latter, their choice of grammatical person is to use the first person singular out of habit when they agree, but when their responses do differ, they use their names in the third person singular."

5/4/2009 9:40:19 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

5/4/2009 9:40:27 PM

If they are sisters, and have sex, that's incest, and illegal in all states. I hope I used those commas correctly.

5/4/2009 9:41:18 PM

GOD HATES SISTERS WHO SHARE BUTTHOLES!

5/4/2009 9:42:39 PM

how would they have sex with each other

no cocks = no cum = no sex

licking cats doesn't count



Now a dude could double dip both girls at once, but its not illegal to fuck sisters

5/4/2009 9:42:46 PM

I guess they aren't really doing each other, but all three parties are having sex together at the same time.

5/4/2009 9:43:44 PM

isn't that convenient, it would be like dating two girls, except its twice the bitching, with half the benefit

5/4/2009 9:44:08 PM

well you'd have to

one girl couldn't just sit there and read Judy Blume while the other got railed by some guy

5/4/2009 9:44:26 PM

if they have one vag, and their sense of touch is split right down the middle, do they only feel half the dicking?

5/4/2009 9:44:52 PM

Quote :

"If they are sisters, and have sex, that's incest, and illegal in all states. I hope I used those commas correctly."

I think it'd technically be a threesome...is that still incest?

5/4/2009 9:44:55 PM

IIRC threesomes are illegal under sodomy laws in some states anyway.

5/4/2009 9:46:02 PM

Who would have a threesome in a place where someone who could report you for said act would be watching anyway

5/4/2009 9:47:27 PM

It would be somewhat obvious that you intended to have a threesome when you married two people who are stuck together. BUSTED!

5/4/2009 9:48:52 PM

Quote :

"if they have one vag, and their sense of touch is split right down the middle, do they only feel half the dicking?"

So do orgasms happen for both or just one? Would you have to work twice as hard to get them both to achieve climax? These are important questions that are overlooked.

5/4/2009 9:48:58 PM

Well, if you're gonna fuck that thing, then likely you want to record it to prove it to your friends (which is kinda weird that you'd show your porn to friends but w/e). Video + internet could lead to cops knocking on your door

5/4/2009 9:49:19 PM

ok, i can't believe no one has asked this yet.....

since their sense of touch is divided at the midline of their body, does that mean it is divided at their vadge as well??? goddamn that must be weird.

i couldn't imagine only being able to feel the left half of my dick

5/4/2009 9:49:41 PM

If I fucked that thing, weather it was legal or not would be the last thing on my mind

I'd be thinking I hope my load's bigger enough to douse both of them

5/4/2009 9:51:54 PM

What a man.

5/4/2009 9:52:22 PM

^^^dude, read

5/4/2009 9:53:05 PM

Didn't read it all, but when they orgasm, do they both feel it...and if they masturbate then aren't they committing incest because they are fucking their sister?

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 9:55 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2009 9:54:38 PM

^x5

Quote :

"Their sense of touch is partitioned to their own body half, which shades off at the midsagittal plane such that there is a small amount of overlap at their midline."

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 9:56 PM. Reason : x]

5/4/2009 9:56:11 PM

....when you guys have sex, does your dick only touch half of the girl's vagina?

5/4/2009 9:56:17 PM

5/4/2009 10:28:31 PM

they should hook it up

5/4/2009 10:32:06 PM

i dunno if this has been asked, but when they fuck someone do they only feel half of everything??

5/4/2009 10:34:19 PM

ok, had to google midsagittal plane.....

5/4/2009 10:39:25 PM

Apologies if this has been asked but what about when they fornicate? does each only feel half?

5/4/2009 10:52:22 PM

Quote :

"it'd be weird for the guy having two crazy women to deal with but only one vag. "

5/4/2009 11:15:52 PM

Do they only feel half of a dick when they are being fucked? sry if it's already been asked.

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 11:36 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2009 11:36:10 PM

What would you call it if you were doing the Eiffel tower/wobbly H on them?

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 11:51 PM. Reason : w/ 2 other dudes]

5/4/2009 11:51:24 PM

what if it got pregnant

5/5/2009 3:36:53 PM

no. too weird.

5/5/2009 3:43:02 PM

i'd do them just for the lawl.

what woudl you do if you had a million dollars?

5/5/2009 3:52:30 PM

Do they also RPS to see who masturbates? Brings new meaning to the stranger...

5/5/2009 5:16:09 PM

does a child that comes from them have two mothers or one

mindfuk't

5/5/2009 5:24:49 PM