Quote :

"Hey Baby, When are you gonna let me 2?"

5/5/2009 7:43:13 PM

Me: hey baby when are you gunna let me tap that?
Her: grrr
Me: What?
Her: grrr
Me: So, later then?
Her: grrr


This was to my wife

5/5/2009 7:53:46 PM

i sent it to lucyinthesky, my sister-in-law (Buck is my husband's nickname FYI)

me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: Buck may have a prob with that! Lol. Cousins make dozens, but sister-in-laws do not.
me: Haha its a thread on page 1 of chit chat. i would say this text string was a failure.
her: Epic fail whale!

5/5/2009 7:54:06 PM

^^best response yet

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 7:55 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2009 7:54:17 PM

Hey I used to live across the hall from Buck back before we all got old lol

5/5/2009 7:55:57 PM

Quote :

"her: and i can totally drive now 2!"

WTF, is this chick 16?

[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 7:57 PM. Reason : ]

5/5/2009 7:57:03 PM

Quote :

"Hey I used to live across the hall from Buck back before we all got old lol"

hah awesome

5/5/2009 7:57:58 PM

^^ hey its legal

5/5/2009 7:58:15 PM

I'm tempted to try this. I still have the numbers of a lot of girls from a couple years ago that I only went out with once or twice.

5/5/2009 8:06:16 PM

me: hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
him: Snowflake, you crazy.
me: crazy like a fox. so, when are you gonna come get all up in these guts?
him: eww.

5/5/2009 9:47:28 PM

why is he saying ew

5/5/2009 10:17:48 PM

cause hollister is a wonky ass cave bitch

5/5/2009 10:21:16 PM

EMCE you remembered!

5/5/2009 10:32:44 PM

Quote :

""Me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that? Her: haha Me: I'll take that to mean "soon" Her: hahaha... Me: Her: aww...poor baby. how bout we got tornadoes everywhere right now Me: That's crazy. stay safe! Her: no doubt...at work right now""

Sounds familiar! Sorry I changed the subject so abruptly. That's what I get for being at work! Blah!




[Edited on May 5, 2009 at 11:44 PM. Reason : .]

5/5/2009 11:43:40 PM

i tried this over IM. it was a big fail.

5/5/2009 11:46:10 PM

dammit, she saw the fucking thread

5/5/2009 11:59:54 PM

there is no way i could do this

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 12:02 AM. Reason : its literally impossible]

5/6/2009 12:02:13 AM

scud: Hey Baby, When are you gonna let me tap that?
her: ummm
her: first of all- if that was meant for me, where did that come from...(u can tap that when u want)
her: second, if that wasnt for me, serious mistake lol
scud: ahhaha
her: tap that ass baby
her:lol 

5/6/2009 12:07:04 AM

DeeMarie had seen the thread so she responded with some really dirty stuff i'm not gonna post

5/6/2009 12:08:15 AM

ok one sec...gonna go through my phone and see how many ppl i actually would like to ask the question to

5/6/2009 12:11:19 AM

you should definitely ask twoozles or brookeruff

5/6/2009 12:14:39 AM

liar

5/6/2009 12:16:02 AM

class- 5
tww- 13
random-11

so 29 girls in my phone that i wouldnt mind doing...i wouldnt send any of them a text like that though

5/6/2009 12:20:57 AM

there are only 13 girls on TWW that you would do?

liar

5/6/2009 12:23:52 AM

13 tww chicks?

you must not set the bar very high.

5/6/2009 12:23:54 AM

there's only 13 girls on tww whose phone number he has that he would do

5/6/2009 12:24:50 AM

I bet not dnl would do Kiwi

5/6/2009 12:26:55 AM

there were 13 tww girls dumb enough to 1) meet you in person, and 2) give you their number?



[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : or did you get their #'s from other people?]

5/6/2009 12:26:58 AM

^^^^^only 13 broads numbers in my phone that i'd do

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 12:27 AM. Reason : .]

5/6/2009 12:27:10 AM

^^dude if you added up like all the numbers in my time, i'd have like 80 wolfweb broads numbers

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 12:30 AM. Reason : and theres like 6 in my phone now that i would NOT ask this to]

5/6/2009 12:28:17 AM

Quote :

"not dnl All American 3066 Posts user info edit post ^^dude if you added up like all the numbers in my time, i'd have like 80 wolfweb broads numbers"

5/6/2009 12:29:08 AM

you're such a ladies' man, dnl.

5/6/2009 12:31:32 AM

nah like i said i wouldnt even dare to text this to anyone in my phone...i only text one of the 29 people semi-regularly now anyways

5/6/2009 12:32:54 AM

Quote :

"Shadowrunner All American 15327 Posts user info edit post you're such a ladies' man, dnl. 5/6/2009 12:31:32 AM not dnl All American 3068 Posts user info edit post nah like i said i wouldnt even dare to text this to anyone in my phone...i only text one of the 29 people semi-regularly now anyways 5/6/2009 12:32:54 AM"

5/6/2009 12:33:53 AM

ok i tried one just to see what she'd say...i'm kinda hoping shes seen the thread

5/6/2009 12:53:20 AM

time for the report, soldier.

[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 1:09 AM. Reason : he hasn't posted for a while, so he must be hittin' that]

5/6/2009 1:09:27 AM

me: Hey baby, when u gonna let me tap that?
her: LOL what?!?! You are a mess! I literally laughed out loud when reading that... there will be no tappage here, sir
me: what if I made it really appealing?


____________


me: Hey baby, when u gonna let me tap that?
her: eh?
me: just askin'
her: lmao. why? u usually don't talk to me like that... u trippin?
me: i'm actually at work right now
her: lmao. wow


____________


me: hey baby, when u gonna let me tap that?
her: u pervert! LOL
me: excuse me?
her: u sent me a txt asing when can u hit it today
me: it was just a question, if the answer is never then say so
her: what were u referring to when u said can i hit it, hit what... my foot, arm, hand? lol
me: what do you think
her: don't know explain it pls
me: u gonna let me tap that or what?

__________


gonna do some more tomorrow

5/6/2009 3:12:08 AM

^^"i was about to text you that" and then i wrote "ha-ha...i bet you were" cause she so wasn't about to text me that

5/6/2009 3:12:50 AM

So would it be gay to send this to dudes? I don't think so.

5/6/2009 3:18:27 AM

It would be entertaining, and it sounds like you've just volunteered to be our pioneer.

5/6/2009 3:26:33 AM

Quote :

"me: hey baby, when u gonna let me tap that? her: u pervert! LOL me: excuse me? her: u sent me a txt asing when can u hit it today me: it was just a question, if the answer is never then say so her: what were u referring to when u said can i hit it, hit what... my foot, arm, hand? lol me: what do you think her: don't know explain it pls me: u gonna let me tap that or what?"

didn't see "never" in there, so I say you are golden, unless you forgot to send the response to the question

5/6/2009 10:56:48 AM

i don't have enabled texting anymore

stupid work phones do not have unlimited plans. How is that?

5/6/2009 1:53:25 PM

by the way, doing this shit at night is lame.

5/7/2009 2:39:20 AM

Me: Hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What?
Me: You heard me.
Me: so...
Her: Is this nrlysk8brdr?
Me: Yes
Her: Random much?

5/7/2009 10:51:42 AM

Quote :

"Himr: "Yeah... how do u know that""

HIMR

5/7/2009 11:04:34 AM

moar

5/7/2009 11:31:50 AM

hmmm, maybe I'll go through my facebook phonebook later. that might give more interesting results.....more people there that wouldn't recognize my phone number.

5/7/2009 11:34:25 AM

just wanted to say that i got linked to this thread from facebook

5/7/2009 5:23:07 PM

Me: Hey Baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: wow! blast from the past. how have you been
Me: Hey Baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: you know i live in texas, right
Me: So start driving now, that way I can tap that tomorrow
Her: ok, i will ask MY HUSBAND
Me: Nevermind

5/7/2009 5:28:39 PM

haha

set em up

5/7/2009 5:29:16 PM