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"hell, even when a woman actually asks in a manner reminescent of that context, she usually just means "will you do this for me, I am too lazy""

I was thinking that after I posted actually, when a girl asks something like "could you explain how this router works" she really wants you to fix it while she babbles incessantly about the problem, how much it annoys her, and how its not her fault, usually revealing unintentionally several ways it is her fault, which you just have to ignore if you ever want to be done.

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 10:32 PM. Reason : -)]

5/20/2009 10:31:07 PM

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"you can explain it, but that doesn't mean she'll be capable of comprehending. hell, even when a woman actually asks in a manner reminescent of that context, she usually just means "will you do this for me, I am too lazy" "

truer words have never been spoken.

5/20/2009 10:39:35 PM

guys do the same thing (as far as asking how to fix X or Y when they're really just wanting you to do it)

5/20/2009 10:40:05 PM

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"no, go away"

5/20/2009 10:41:17 PM

^^nah, i'm just like hey yo, fix this for me.

5/20/2009 10:50:56 PM

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"5 classy gentlemen with monocles out of 5."

5/20/2009 11:57:10 PM

so is saps dancer####/Brooke then?

^i think "5 classy monocled gentlemen out of 5" flows better

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 12:00 AM. Reason : opinion]

5/20/2009 11:59:34 PM

you nailed it!

5/21/2009 12:00:20 AM

weird

5/21/2009 12:00:52 AM

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"so is saps dancer####/Brooke then?"

no, i logged into carls comp to post something and didnt log out and carl began posting as me and was too lazy to log me out, almost all the posts under my name are him lol

5/21/2009 12:02:30 AM

why make a thread about it if you're trying to avoid drama? just sayin

5/21/2009 7:47:59 AM

me: hey

: oh hai

me: wannabwn?

: naw

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 8:10 AM. Reason : ~]

5/21/2009 8:10:02 AM

Quote :

" NO GO AWAY"

5/21/2009 8:10:25 AM

"hey baby, so when are you gonna let me tap that?"

5/21/2009 8:28:21 AM

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"Imagine a world where when a woman says they want something explained, they really mean it, like when you're and engineer and someone at work says "could you explain how this works", It would be such a strange and wonderful world."

yeah, it's not like girls can ever figure out how anything works

5/21/2009 9:47:25 AM

well it is not like girls can even figure out how anything works.


well played, well played.

5/21/2009 9:50:26 AM

I never take the girls side. unless she wants to put out

5/21/2009 9:52:25 AM

The lesson here is to not send bitches smiley faces. Send them "no, go away". You win every time!

5/21/2009 9:58:12 AM

Quote :

"when a girl asks something like "could you explain how this router works" she really wants you to fix it while she babbles incessantly about the problem, how much it annoys her, and how its not her fault, usually revealing unintentionally several ways it is her fault, which you just have to ignore if you ever want to be done. "

TRUTH

its even worse when you're in a relationship with them because if you point out how it is their fault or what they could have done differently they don't want to hear it, but even though you don't want to hear them babble about the issue forever you have to.

5/21/2009 10:00:56 AM

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"^^, and ^ no, go away"

Win #2.

5/21/2009 10:09:53 AM

haha this sucker is still going, nice


btw i made him post it, when he showed me i laughed my ass off and told him he had to post it on here

5/21/2009 10:20:43 AM

i bet this girl went to Meredith

5/21/2009 10:23:04 AM

ding ding

5/21/2009 10:24:09 AM

haha...it was a guess but seemed to fit the MO

5/21/2009 10:25:50 AM

5/21/2009 10:30:35 AM

how long ago did the two of you break up?

5/21/2009 10:32:07 AM

damn someone called it

5/21/2009 10:47:48 AM

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"you nailed it!"

who hasn't?

5/21/2009 1:17:25 PM

wait... your name's not carl?

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 1:25 PM. Reason : fixxxxx iiiiiiiit]

5/21/2009 1:25:23 PM

dude has like 6 given names and none of them are carl

5/21/2009 1:27:40 PM

well carl was a given name- just not by his parents

5/21/2009 1:31:46 PM

^_^

5/21/2009 1:32:40 PM

o lemme guess, you gonna take credit for that nickname too?

>.<

5/21/2009 1:44:42 PM

just cause you were wrong about nestle, doesn't mean you need to be snippy


and I know exactly who came up with carl (drew and smokey- while watching watchin billy madison after the nickname Peter didn't pan out)


I don't take credit where it isn't due, asshat

5/21/2009 1:51:16 PM

5/21/2009 1:53:23 PM

yes you do, because you are wrong about nestle

5/21/2009 2:01:57 PM

we have witnesses sayin otherwise....

admit it- you are wrong

5/21/2009 4:43:20 PM

hehehe

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" Peter didn't pan out"

Quote :

"while watching watchin billy "

5/21/2009 4:47:04 PM

unless one of them is nestle himself then no

5/21/2009 4:47:12 PM

good lord...stfu

5/21/2009 4:47:44 PM

classic carl show

5/21/2009 4:47:50 PM

^^^you are the most stubborn sumbitch i know...



haha and carl was telling me today about his next sexual conquest he has in mind... kind of disturbing

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 4:49 PM. Reason : ^^]

5/21/2009 4:48:43 PM

\0o\ bitch

/o0/ moan

5/21/2009 4:49:15 PM

^^i wouldnt really consider it a conquest that i am striving for, just be interesting if it happend

5/21/2009 11:01:41 PM

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"you are the most stubborn sumbitch i know..."

second only to you

^you never told me about this....

5/21/2009 11:03:26 PM

hahahahhaha who isn't on TWW

5/21/2009 11:06:27 PM

hahaha

5/21/2009 11:08:30 PM

dude...hooking up with me is totally not interesting....

nor is it much of a conquest...


it may, however, be disturbing




[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 11:13 PM. Reason : just kidding...it's totally not me]

5/21/2009 11:12:59 PM

....you almost got the "no, go away" with that one LP78

5/21/2009 11:13:56 PM

i haven't used a messenger service in like 4 years.

i forgot how rad it was.

5/21/2009 11:15:55 PM