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6/9/2009 11:49:12 PM

^^you are immortal and evil, fuck a std!

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 11:50 PM. Reason : LITERALLY!!!!! ?]

6/9/2009 11:50:16 PM

yeah, that just means you're stuck w/ an aching herpes dick for all eternity

6/9/2009 11:51:09 PM

good point. immortality definitely trumps resistance to STDs

you should be my sidekick. but you can't be a gay sidekick like all the rest, you will have to fuck broads

6/9/2009 11:52:19 PM

well if his immortality doesnt include some amount of imperviousness to disease/injury, it would suck balls anyway

imagine living 100's of years with a huge tumor on your spine, or paralyzed, or brain dead (does that violate immortality?) or any other extremely painful or debilitating condition

[Edited on June 9, 2009 at 11:54 PM. Reason : me? i dont want your std'd up sloppy 2nd!! ok, who am i kidding, i do]

6/9/2009 11:53:33 PM

Could I create a superpower that gives me the ability to fuck any girl whenever I want? If so, I need to redo my list. I would trade in telepathy for the "fuck any girl any time I want" power. I could use my invisibility to check the chick out and make sure I wouldn't by disappointed, and I could use the invinsibility to be able to raw dog it without having to worry

6/10/2009 12:02:51 AM

1. flight
2. teleportation
3. telepathy

flight and teleportation might be redundant, but flying around would be hella fun.

6/10/2009 12:02:52 AM

ability to change bodily attributes whenever I want
teleportation
mind control

6/10/2009 12:04:43 AM

what kind of super power is "icecream"?

6/10/2009 12:54:55 AM

i'd bring d7freestyler, catalyst, JTMONEYNCSU, halfwit, colter, Fail Boat, Førte, JustGotWickd, BEAVERCHEESE, cynosural, O RLY, and KG back to life

6/10/2009 12:56:26 AM

I'm talking Vandal Savage-style immortality - motherfucker gets stomped and squished and blown up on the regular and always comes back just fine

also, i figure with time manipulation i can just jump to the future and get some fancy drugs that'll make me impervious to most diseases and a hoverpack and a forcefield generator and etc. and etc.

additionally i could explore other timelines, like what if Jesus was a killer robot?

it'll be good times

6/10/2009 8:34:23 AM

Seems like if you are going to pick 'the ability to travel at light speed' you would pick the ability to travel at 2 times light speed. or a million times light speed.

6/10/2009 8:40:28 AM

1 control of time (time travel, stopping time, etc)

2 control over all body aspects (aging, amount of sleep needed, healing, memory, possibly even telepathy and telekinesis (this would eliminate flight below if included))

3 and either flight or teleportation

6/10/2009 9:24:04 AM

Patience, humility, and compassion.

6/10/2009 9:25:59 AM

^ i think if you were to go with "control over all body aspects" you could just say "control over everything and anything" and knock the 3 down to 1

6/10/2009 9:26:36 AM

DIDN'T YOU GUYZ SEE CLICK???

6/10/2009 9:34:09 AM

OMG THE POWER TO HAVE ALL SUPERPOWERS

You guys are fucking faggots.

6/10/2009 9:34:33 AM

1. Odo
2. Hiro
3. Lightning bolts out of my arse.

6/10/2009 9:59:27 AM

Per Stan Lee: Luck. Isn’t that the best super-power?

1/30/2013 2:10:40 PM

1. All clothes fit me perfect, never have to be tailored, and adjust ever so slightly for daily fluctuations

2. I can eat whatever I want whenever I want and maintain a chiseled physique

3. Loads that put Peter North to shame

1/30/2013 2:13:31 PM

Is omnipotence a superpower?

1/30/2013 2:16:26 PM

yeah... it's called "Q"

1/30/2013 2:23:45 PM

Did someone list the ability to bump threads older than a year?

Oh and


[Edited on January 30, 2013 at 2:35 PM. Reason : oswald]

1/30/2013 2:27:05 PM

People picking teleportation should ask for the ability to make portals that bend time/space instead. No need to limit the teleportation to yourself & what you're touching when you could open a portal & let people/items move through it instead.

1/30/2013 2:31:37 PM

maybe they don't want to do that.

1/30/2013 2:44:01 PM

1) Ability to travel to anywhere in the universe instantaneously with immunity to any ill effects i.e. Q

2) Ability to have my dick become the perfect size for any woman who sleeps with me.

3) unlimited and instantly accesible memory (so I can get back to Earth)

[Edited on January 30, 2013 at 4:37 PM. Reason : kyoo]

1/30/2013 4:36:42 PM

1. Orgasm touch- The ability to make anyone cum, however many times I wanted, whenever I wanted to.

2. Immunity against anything negative against my body. Aging process, disease, sickness, etc.

3. Time travel. I'm fucking 1967 Claudia Cardinale first.

1/30/2013 9:41:18 PM

Quote :

"1) immortality/eternal youth/etc. (whatever you want to call it where you can never die or age by natural or unnatural means) 2) control of time (time travel, stopping time, etc.) 3) mind control screw the memory thing if you have time travel.. "

If you can time travel and are immortal, you shouldn't need mind control either dummy. You can just try the same situation over and over again until you learn to manipulate people into doing what you want.

1/31/2013 11:49:38 AM

Quote :

"1) teleportation 2) telekinesis 3) telepathy"

this, in that order

1/31/2013 11:54:36 AM

Immortality, time travel and the ability to change my physical appearance. If you could live forever you would get pretty bored of what you look like.

1/31/2013 12:04:13 PM

Control over the elements
mind reading
transfiguration

1/31/2013 12:17:16 PM

^^^If you have telekinesis, why do you need teleportation? Just levitate yourself (fly) to wherever you want to go.

1/31/2013 1:07:08 PM

flying takes time.

teleportation is instantaneous.

1/31/2013 2:11:33 PM

1)Dylan
2)Dylan
3)Dylan
4)Dylan
5)Dylan

cause he spits hot fire.

1/31/2013 2:20:56 PM

So what if teleportation is instantaneous? It's not likely to get you anywhere flying can't get you. If you fly fast enough you can get anywhere in the world in a reasonable amount of time.

1/31/2013 3:38:39 PM

jesus dude... these are SUPERPOWERS. not MEDIOCRITYPOWERS

1/31/2013 3:42:45 PM

Quote :

"If you have telekinesis, why do you need teleportation? Just levitate yourself (fly) to wherever you want to go."

because i might not always want to be the one doing the moving. what if i just want the tv remote from the other side of the room to come to me?

<3 smath

[Edited on January 31, 2013 at 4:12 PM. Reason : ]

1/31/2013 4:12:30 PM