jeebus, when am i NOT?

9/3/2009 8:37:06 AM

So fucking bad right now....

Jackass

9/7/2009 8:06:52 PM

Always son.

9/7/2009 8:10:08 PM

9/7/2009 8:15:10 PM

who wants a cock ride?

9/7/2009 8:26:39 PM

i do














oh, wait

9/7/2009 8:33:45 PM

its been over 24 hrs...

9/8/2009 2:58:56 AM

i was horny up until 2 hours or so ago

now i will be perpetually horny for the next week and a half

9/8/2009 3:03:30 AM

adderol does that son.

9/8/2009 3:10:28 AM

9/8/2009 5:27:23 PM

got in bed and felt sleepy and then i thought of a wolfwebber i want to do and now i cant sleep

9/10/2009 4:13:05 AM

Tch-gaw

9/10/2009 6:18:26 AM

mrning

9/10/2009 7:42:26 AM

bumpz0rz

9/10/2009 10:13:59 PM

Poast!

9/10/2009 10:14:44 PM

post

and i even shaved my cock and balls tonight

9/10/2009 10:15:15 PM

I'm moreso lonely than horny, but coitus and post-coitus cuddling would be awesome sauce.

9/10/2009 10:20:43 PM

Quote :

"post-coitus cuddling"

that is grounds for a 30 day Man Card suspension

9/10/2009 10:21:28 PM

^at least you have a reason to. i just shave mine for the fuck of it =/

[Edited on September 10, 2009 at 10:23 PM. Reason : at least the balls and everything below the shaft...trim the rest...]

9/10/2009 10:21:35 PM

I shaved mine when I was single too though. You never know

9/10/2009 10:22:06 PM

Quote :

"post-coitus cuddling"

Quote :

"that is grounds for a 30 day Man Card suspension"

I mean...she makes me a sandwich, with extra sandwich.

9/10/2009 10:23:10 PM

you better fart soon or I am calling the man cops

9/10/2009 10:23:41 PM

i was earlier, but i took care of it

9/10/2009 10:25:05 PM

9/10/2009 11:01:41 PM

I found LunaK porn son.

9/10/2009 11:10:27 PM

9/11/2009 12:27:52 AM

9/11/2009 12:28:09 AM

^^^ that made me laugh so hard....

thanks saab

[Edited on September 11, 2009 at 12:28 AM. Reason : .]

9/11/2009 12:28:24 AM

its been really bad the past few days...

9/18/2009 1:29:26 AM

9/18/2009 7:56:30 AM

I'm such a boy

9/18/2009 8:07:30 AM

always

9/18/2009 8:31:40 AM

9/18/2009 8:33:44 AM

nah

9/18/2009 8:40:26 AM

9/18/2009 8:51:52 AM

was doing so well after waking up today =/

9/19/2009 12:44:49 AM

am i awake? if so, then yes.


[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 12:54 AM. Reason : er]

9/19/2009 12:45:28 AM

do you have loose morals? father abandonment issues?

9/19/2009 12:49:10 AM

haha no

9/19/2009 12:50:04 AM

dammit.

so that rules out anal...

9/19/2009 12:51:43 AM

i have that affect on people

9/19/2009 12:51:48 AM

ya sry

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 12:53 AM. Reason : not my schtick thx]

9/19/2009 12:53:44 AM

wait, what

9/19/2009 12:55:13 AM

not my cup of tea, not my preference, not my thing, etc.

unless he's hot

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 12:57 AM. Reason : haha damn i'm tired. need sleep. ]

9/19/2009 12:56:36 AM

there needs to be an ask queti questions thread

9/19/2009 12:57:32 AM

oh, you loved it when mr lemmiwinks ummm... fuck, i got nothing

9/19/2009 12:57:57 AM

ok make me one.

i need to be entertained.

9/19/2009 12:58:01 AM

are you ok with verbal degradation?

9/19/2009 12:59:32 AM

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9/19/2009 1:00:17 AM

that left nut looks a little enlarged

9/19/2009 1:01:38 AM