2 pages of favorite Forrest moments!

7/8/2009 2:36:23 PM

Quote :

"IT'S ACTUALLY BUBBA THAT AINNT GOT NO LEGS"

7/8/2009 2:36:48 PM

There was plenty of jungle combat in WWII son!

Pacific theater son.

7/8/2009 2:36:59 PM

Oh my god, I totally forgot about the part of the movie where Forrest travels all the way across the country, by simply hitchhiking

7/8/2009 2:37:03 PM

That was great, and led to him stepping in that pile of pig vomit, and growing dreadlocks

7/8/2009 2:38:00 PM

hahaha, and when he acts all big and tough around jenny's boyfriend: "well you know what i think...i think you should go back home to LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS!!!!"

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 2:38 PM. Reason : S]

7/8/2009 2:38:33 PM

My favorite part was the very end when he put the feather in the Dr. Seuss book.

7/8/2009 2:38:57 PM

how about that scene where Forrest was trying to play video games, and he had to pop Jenny in the face because she wouldn't shut the fuck up.

7/8/2009 2:39:26 PM

It was so sad when that little boy died and Lt. Dan cried when they were putting him on the funeral pyre...

7/8/2009 2:39:42 PM

^^^^hahaha

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 2:40 PM. Reason : ^]

7/8/2009 2:39:45 PM

or that scene where that guy is hastlin Jenny at college and hits the blue light for the campus patrol but they take foooooooorever to come and the guy gets away scot free

7/8/2009 2:41:47 PM

i liked where forrest went back in time and bubba was all you gotta cook shrimp at exactly 88 mph

7/8/2009 2:46:54 PM

i like when jenny had orgasm just by touching forrest's chest.

7/8/2009 2:49:16 PM

I 'd when Bubba collapsed in the courtroom after he heard Buzz wasn't going be play on a novelty-sized keyboard anymore.

7/8/2009 2:49:19 PM

i thought it was when Dr. Alan Grant told Aunt Mae about the chaos theory?

7/8/2009 2:49:37 PM

I liked the part where Forrest and Bubba could only afford to live in an all women's building so they spent all two seasons in drag.

7/8/2009 2:52:44 PM

still, the best is when Clarence descends to the Earth and shows Forrest how difficult life has been for the people around him; you know, because he is retarded and everything.

7/8/2009 2:52:44 PM

The very best part is where nuclear war breaks out and the only survior on the planet is Forrest's eyebrows and they have to repopulate the planet...you know them and Wilson.

7/8/2009 3:01:57 PM

what about when michael jackson did/did not (it was left ambiguous) touch an adult forrest and all of a sudden he has a bunch of money in apple computers?

7/8/2009 3:04:04 PM

My favorite part of forrest gump is after he gets in the fight at the black panther party. and jenny is standing at the bus. he goes "you know what i think... i think... you should come home to GREENNNBO ALLLLABAMMMMAAAA"

7/8/2009 3:16:34 PM

that's not in the movie ^

7/8/2009 3:17:29 PM

after those two posts, i think this thread has run it's course

7/8/2009 3:18:29 PM

the part where the black panthers ran the train on jenny was comedy gold

7/8/2009 3:18:57 PM

yeah, threads made strictly for lols have about an hour shelf life

then you let it bow out gracefully before it becomes stale

7/8/2009 3:19:48 PM

The best scene was when Forrest Gump was carryin Jenny up the stairs to beat her ass when Bubba showed up and warned him to turn her loose n started cuttin his fingernail with his pocket knife.

Gump got the message but instead of just lettin her go he kicked jenny down the stairs because he was a fuckin asshole and then Bubba yelled up the stairs after him n said "IF YOU EVER TOUCH MY FRIEND AGAIN ILL KILL YA"

it was real poignant

7/8/2009 3:31:57 PM

Or the part where Bubba took a bullet for Nic Cage so he could go fight John Malkovich and crash land in Vegas

7/8/2009 3:34:46 PM

I like how he got a baseball scholarship to Auburn

7/8/2009 4:09:27 PM

ahahaha, you guys are soooo, up your asses.


lol, yea it hit me after i left my desk that i totally had done fucked up.

7/8/2009 9:59:27 PM

the best posts are the ones like jeepman311


the people who are completely lost on how this thread works

7/8/2009 10:06:35 PM

iiiiiiiiiiiice cream

7/8/2009 10:07:31 PM

Quote :

"I was laughing when Jenny was naked with the guitar on stage and that guy grabs her and she screams "AH, SOMETHING BIT ME !""

ahahahahah i lost it when i read that.

#1 Thread A-OK. GG to whoever played along with slave famous, i was in stiches and i still haven't read through the whole thread.

7/8/2009 10:10:09 PM

I liked when Bubba reached through the prison bars and grabbed Forrest, but it turned out he just wanted to cure his kidney stones.

7/8/2009 10:50:17 PM

lol



sweden had me in tears

[Edited on July 8, 2009 at 10:55 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2009 10:52:02 PM

Then Jenny got wet and turned into a mermaid

7/8/2009 11:11:13 PM

So Forrest's mamma didn't have to work in someones kitchen no more?

7/8/2009 11:25:02 PM

10/10

7/8/2009 11:28:37 PM

gary sinise went to my dad's high school in chicago. (glenbard west)

they had a class together or something.

7/9/2009 12:27:46 AM

I loved it when mama ran off with bandit in his trans-am.

9/25/2009 3:45:31 PM

My favorite part was when Jenny hot-rodded Forrest's lawnmower without him knowing.

9/25/2009 3:56:58 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzRQG7EqKeo

9/25/2009 3:59:34 PM

I especially liked when Forrest put his pimp hand on Jenny because she was making eyes at an Army general. He became a complete bitch when he gave her a ride home anyway

9/25/2009 4:11:43 PM

5/5/2010 3:39:52 PM

I remember this thread

5/5/2010 3:40:37 PM

great thread

5/5/2010 4:39:51 PM

I thought this thread was about datman

5/5/2010 4:43:30 PM

remember that time in Goodfellas where Paul Sorvino gets pinched for selling cigarettes?

5/5/2010 4:45:58 PM

My favorite part is when Forrest is getting married in New York City and Bubba walks up and Forrest is like "Bubba! You got new legs!" and Bubba is like "Yeah, they are made from titanium, like the space shuttle!"

5/5/2010 4:50:46 PM

wat

5/5/2010 4:51:31 PM

I liked it when Forrest was on Leno and his story about China inspired Mick Jagger to write Stairway to Heaven

5/5/2010 4:52:35 PM

99

5/5/2010 4:55:03 PM