I'm too full b/c I ate 2 dinners tonight

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8/16/2009 1:28:59 AM

Disappointed that BillShrink thinks I already have the cell phone plan that fits me best.

8/19/2009 3:21:15 PM

I have to rush from my spin class tonight to get to sushi with a friend. It also appears to be raining outside and I don't have my jacket with me.

8/19/2009 4:03:39 PM

i cant fit my 56" LCD TV into my 2007 acura TL type s

8/19/2009 4:06:51 PM

Losing power in the middle of a big project.

Having to run upstairs to use the toilet that has a warmed seat.

8/19/2009 4:15:14 PM

I ate too much and now I'm going to cramp in spin class.

8/19/2009 5:22:59 PM

There's no 'm' in that word.

8/19/2009 5:27:51 PM

Quote :

"i cant fit my 56" LCD TV into my 2007 acura TL type s"

ha ha this is my favorite one so far

A++++ thread, would read again

8/19/2009 5:52:32 PM

My tv/cable box remote is too far to reach, so i have to log into my slingbox to change the channel w/o getting up

8/19/2009 5:55:48 PM

I can never remember which day is recycling pickup in my new neighborhood

8/19/2009 6:00:27 PM

some fuckers parked in spaces they dont have passes for on campus, and I had to park far away and walk like 10 min to get back

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8/20/2009 4:47:42 AM

I got some poppy seeds stuck in my teeth from my Panera this morning.

8/20/2009 8:31:41 AM

I was too hungover to go clothes shopping so I sat in Starbucks reading my book for a couple hours instead

8/23/2009 1:51:12 AM

my wireless internet keeps going out

8/23/2009 2:14:02 AM

I can't decide which of my 16 bikinis to wear to the pool.

8/23/2009 8:42:47 AM

I finally got a Prius last year and now they’re doing a redesign for the 2010?! Now my Macbook, iPhone AND car are out of date.

8/23/2009 9:04:58 AM

I am at the beach and I forgot the charger to my blackberry in Raleigh

8/23/2009 9:11:13 AM

^^^when in doubt, let it all hang out

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8/23/2009 9:11:19 AM

I got high and now I'm too high to drive my car and buy cheap subsidized food with money from my parents, and they're proud of me

8/23/2009 9:27:11 AM

I want sushi for brunch, but I am having sushi for dinner.

8/23/2009 9:44:35 AM

Um, whole wheat is NOT the same thing as 7-grain!

8/23/2009 9:48:20 AM

So, I'm laying out by the pool reading the latest copy of Vanity Fair and my sunscreen is smearing the ink! Can't they make waterproof magazines?

On a similar note, there's a great article in VF by Tom Wolfe about corporate executives with companies accepting bailout money being forced to give up their corporate jets and slum it on commercial airlines.

8/23/2009 3:27:38 PM

i am at teh beach and out of beer

8/23/2009 6:07:33 PM

I'm annoyed because I have to schedule meetings with a bunch of photographers ranging in price of $1700 - $3000 and don't feel like sitting in a coffee shop all day talking to these people

8/23/2009 8:57:49 PM

It takes too long and is too redundant organizing all the files on my computer

8/25/2009 3:04:10 AM

So hungry, but too lazy to get out of my chaise lounge at the pool

8/29/2009 3:58:36 PM

We both had the day off so we had sex for a couple hours then we fell asleep and when the cable guy knocked on the door to install our second DVR we were both still naked in bed.

8/29/2009 6:03:05 PM

It's 12:30pm and I just woke up. I'm considering going back to sleep instead of making breakfast.

8/29/2009 11:38:17 PM

I woke up at 1pm and my girlfriend who woke up at 12:30 was too fucking lazy to make breakfast. Now I have to make venison and scrambled eggs.

8/30/2009 8:27:52 AM

8/30/2009 8:34:53 AM

I asked for my steak medium rare last night at Sullivans and it came out medium well.

8/30/2009 9:17:28 AM

I like that this is the ad popping up in this thread:

8/30/2009 9:18:50 AM

I'm going rock climbing today, but I have to go to a rock climbing center bc there are no mountains in Florida.

Also, I want sushi for lunch, but I have sushi plans for dinner and don't want to eat it for two meals in a row.

8/30/2009 9:29:45 AM

I was going to wear a cute sundress to my engagement photo shoot this weekend, but my legs got eaten up by mosquitos while I was at the beach. Since I look like my legs have chicken pox I'll now have to wear jeans or something instead

9/8/2009 9:20:07 AM

I can't decide if I want to go get a ham sandwich or some tempura to eat.

9/8/2009 10:36:23 PM

i need to buy a new lap desk because my old one's cushion isn't cushy enough for me while i sit here on my leather sofa, watching my hd tv, and surfing the internet on my new laptop, drinking my riesling. yay.

9/8/2009 10:45:13 PM

I've grown bored of my extensive DVD collection, there's nothing new out i want to see that i haven't, video games no longer entertain me. and i have to go to work 6-10 whole days a month now. i'm exhausted.

9/8/2009 10:46:34 PM

I need tasty Pei Wei food.

9/8/2009 10:46:35 PM

Chick at Starbucks was being all pissy about the fact she was at work, then put whipped cream on my pumpkin spice latte when I ordered it no whip

9/22/2009 9:06:35 PM

Eating almost all of your chinese takeout and being stuffed but not leaving enough to save for left overs. Bet some hungry Ethiopian would love to have that last 2 bites of rice.

9/22/2009 9:08:55 PM

I have to walk to work.

9/22/2009 9:16:45 PM

I want to sit in my leather chair, but if I sit on the leather couch my wife might scratch my back... ugh choices.

9/22/2009 9:22:47 PM

I can't pick a Hulu movie.

9/22/2009 9:24:18 PM

^watch a dvd rip on ninjavideo.net instead

9/22/2009 9:28:43 PM

Yay!

9/22/2009 9:30:30 PM

My hot-pocket leaked out of the side when I microwaved it.

9/27/2009 1:43:11 PM

haha i hate when that shit happens

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

9/27/2009 3:30:33 PM

Crew Scheduling wanted to use me for an immediate Fort Smith turn and I told them that I can't get to the airport earlier than my allocated hour and a half. Now I'm paranoid they're going to screw me later or tomorrow when I want to go home early.

9/27/2009 3:39:20 PM

I ate too much grouper at lunch and I'm still stuffed. and now the ahi tuna in my fridge may go bad bc I may be too full to cook it for dinner.

9/27/2009 3:47:26 PM

set em up

9/27/2009 4:03:44 PM