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7/30/2009 1:28:57 PM

put some chicken in there and put it on tumble for 25 minutes.

stir, then put on high heat for 45 minutes.

let sit for 2 minutes (caution, contents will be hot)

serve with mashed potatoes

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM. Reason : a]

7/30/2009 1:30:23 PM

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"If this is not a joke, I did something very similiar at the beginning of the summer. I kept running it and running it hoping it would all just flush out or something - it never did. I had just bought the dryer from Sears so I called them and they sent out a repair man. He told me that he had seen it before and that it was pretty much ruined, and I'd need a new one. But since I had just bought it, it was still under full warranty. The repair guy was cool and he just claimed it was "broken," filed it under the warranty and I got a replacement for free. Sorry, looks like yours is ruined like mine!"

How the fuck did you manage to do this twice.

Regardless, its just Italian Seasoning. I don't see why you can't just live it with for awhile and let it just work itself out.

7/30/2009 1:31:17 PM

^it's two different people. chill out and read, homie.

7/30/2009 1:32:20 PM

^ true. i was not confused about this either

7/30/2009 1:32:56 PM

I read this as Italian dressing

After the lollerskates, I asked myself:

"How the fuck does someone drop an entire bottle of Italian dressing in the dryer?"

I guess the seasoning makes more sense. Would read again.

7/30/2009 2:03:59 PM

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"you're going to attract some crazy things with that scent coming out of your house."

Yes. Guidos may be lining up at your door.

7/30/2009 2:06:09 PM

how does one mix up a giant jar of italian seasoning with their laundry? were you sorting your clothes in the pantry?

also i have cried mascara all over my face laughing at this.

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 2:08 PM. Reason : ]

7/30/2009 2:08:22 PM

1. Pack clothes.
2. Move to Italy.
3. Profit.

7/30/2009 2:09:07 PM

^^did you even read page 1?

7/30/2009 2:09:39 PM

yes but in order for it to go in the dryer, wouldn't it have to go in the washing machine first? i mean you dont' just put clothes in the dryer.

and all he said was that it got mixed up in the laundry. there have been no real specifics on this situation

7/30/2009 2:15:17 PM

yeah nice catch

He wouldn't have put the seasoning in the dryer to begin with; he would have had to wash it first

7/30/2009 2:16:14 PM

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"i had took the clothes out and laid them on the kitchen table once i thought they were dry and they were not dry yet so i put them back the Italian seasoning must have gotten scooped up with the semi dry clothes "

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : all up in the koolaid and don't even know the flavor]

7/30/2009 2:16:20 PM

apparently i missed that post

7/30/2009 2:16:58 PM

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"YOU GOT BURNED"

7/30/2009 2:16:59 PM

fact

7/30/2009 2:18:06 PM

i got some aloe vera u can have for the burns

7/30/2009 2:19:04 PM

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"i had took"

next time try "i had taken" and maybe italian seasoning wont get in your laundryz

7/30/2009 2:22:26 PM

you tell em, grammar ninja

7/30/2009 2:23:15 PM

wow

the fire alarm is going off in here!!!!

7/30/2009 2:23:39 PM

Did anyone live in Becton when some asshole put a watermelon in the dryer? We had to buy a new one (the school charged all residents, because APPARENTLY it was either one of us or one of our friends--someone with access to a dorm key).

Who woulda thunk it?

7/30/2009 2:23:46 PM

bwahahahahaha

a watermelon in a fucking dryer? that's classic

7/30/2009 2:24:21 PM

They call him a Cleaner. He makes problems go away.















[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 2:25 PM. Reason : lkhkj]

7/30/2009 2:24:43 PM

I will save this one for a time when I need to fuck with someone.

7/30/2009 2:25:00 PM

Quote :

""How the fuck does someone drop an entire bottle of Italian dressing in the dryer?" I guess the seasoning makes more sense."

Uhhh ... it does?

7/30/2009 2:30:06 PM

^^^^ I think they wanted to see if they could create a dry watermelon. LOL. Oxymoron.

[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 2:32 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2009 2:31:49 PM

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"lol. delicious clothes."

I fucking lol'd my ass off

7/30/2009 2:32:54 PM

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"How did said jar get into the dryer?"

Quote :

"how did a big jar of italian seasoning end up your wet laundry?"

answer the question

7/30/2009 2:59:38 PM

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"it's two different people. chill out and read, homie."

Yeah, I knew that. I thought the peron telling their story said they did it twice (ie, break one dryer doing it, bought a new one, and immediately tried to make spaghetti in it) but reading their story again makes more sense now.

7/30/2009 4:03:54 PM

Quote :

"answer the question"

Quote :

"i had took the clothes out and laid them on the kitchen table once i thought they were dry and they were not dry yet so i put them back the Italian seasoning must have gotten scooped up with the semi dry clothes "

7/30/2009 4:05:58 PM

you can start by not putting it in there?

7/30/2009 4:11:57 PM

I'm trying my best not to break out into laughter here at work.

holy fuck this is funny if its true.

I think the person that said to run the dryer with wet towels in there had the best idea. Plus, when you get out of the shower in the morning you'll already be thinking about dinner.

7/30/2009 4:16:02 PM

haha. Tdub instant classic here. I can't stop laughing

7/30/2009 4:27:39 PM

LOLOLOLOLOL

Major major lulz going on in this thread

7/30/2009 4:27:40 PM

wtf



[Edited on July 30, 2009 at 4:28 PM. Reason : damn double post]

7/30/2009 4:28:23 PM

sell it on craigslist

spray some febreeze all up in that shit first

7/30/2009 4:45:28 PM

7/30/2009 4:54:43 PM

that had blown all over the deck

7/30/2009 4:55:09 PM

sounds like you need more Italian seasoning with a secure lid.


Buy some at http://www.spicecubed.com

7/30/2009 5:16:16 PM

^^^ hahahaha

7/30/2009 5:17:16 PM

Mama mia!

7/30/2009 5:33:17 PM

haha

7/31/2009 10:22:39 PM

hahahhahahah!
Hm...why not go at it with a shop vac?

8/1/2009 12:44:31 AM

Quote :

"answer the question"

Quote :

"i had took the clothes out and laid them on the kitchen table once i thought they were dry and they were not dry yet so i put them back the Italian seasoning must have gotten scooped up with the semi dry clothes "

that still doesn't explain the large amount. did you pour some in the dryer as well?

8/1/2009 12:58:45 AM

just pick up the dryer turn it sideways and shake all the seasoning out

8/1/2009 1:00:17 AM

i accidentally sucked pork fried rice into my nose laughing

8/1/2009 3:10:18 AM

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"that still doesn't explain the large amount. did you pour some in the dryer as well?"

I think he said the top came off in the dryer

8/1/2009 3:25:57 AM

^yeah, but what's italian seasoning doing near the dryer in the first place or getting mixed in with the clothes?

did you just buy it and forgot to put it away?

is dinner ready yet?

8/1/2009 5:45:04 AM

did anyone say lol to the lady 3 posts above me yet?

8/1/2009 5:51:32 AM

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"^yeah, but what's italian seasoning doing near the dryer in the first place or getting mixed in with the clothes? did you just buy it and forgot to put it away? is dinner ready yet?"

He brought the clothes in the kitchen and left them on the counter. Near a bottle of seasoning and scooped it all together and through them back in the dryer b/c the clothes were still wet.

8/1/2009 12:45:34 PM