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7/31/2009 2:42:02 PM

jesus christ dnl

7/31/2009 2:42:31 PM

what lol i didnt say i was going to.

7/31/2009 2:43:23 PM

and this is just one reason why everyone thinks DNL is a fucking creep...

7/31/2009 2:52:11 PM

i mean, you aren't creepy if you say my mom is hot, or even that you'd hit it if given the opportunity. but if you say you could fap to her pic, but you probably won't fap to it...god that's just fucking weird.

7/31/2009 2:53:05 PM

assholes are like opinions. i could jerk off to just about anything if i tried. TRUTH.

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 2:54 PM. Reason : ^^cant you just leave me alone?]

7/31/2009 2:53:58 PM

its opinions are like assholes.

7/31/2009 2:54:56 PM

i could fap to that pic too.

but it'd be because of that big, beautiful blob of chocolate in the back left.

7/31/2009 2:58:01 PM

hahahaha Sister Preacher! one of only 3 black people at our wedding.

i am not a racist.

7/31/2009 2:58:31 PM

Your mom does love to fuck.

7/31/2009 2:58:42 PM

OH WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE

7/31/2009 2:58:55 PM

She told me I was the best...

7/31/2009 3:00:01 PM

She told me she thought you looked like a 10yr old boy with no pubes

7/31/2009 3:00:43 PM

Smooth as eggs. No ball burn.

7/31/2009 3:01:55 PM

NEVERMIND

7/31/2009 3:02:21 PM

Your mom, apparently.

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 3:03 PM. Reason : OMF GHOST EDIT]

7/31/2009 3:02:51 PM

this thread reminded me that i been putting off trimming for like a month

7/31/2009 3:03:13 PM

that could be a little odd......

[Edited on July 31, 2009 at 3:05 PM. Reason : dude, really? wtf]

7/31/2009 3:03:54 PM

The guy is actually a hottie too. When she told me about him, I was like, "Is that the guy from next door that came over to help us unload the truck when you moved in? The one with the cute dog? GO MOM!"

Now I wish I hadn't acted so enthusiastic about him. Cuz she brings him up every time we talk. "Went over to his house last night......"

7/31/2009 3:05:25 PM

dude does your mom have aim? tell her to chat with me lol

7/31/2009 3:06:37 PM

My mom doesn't even have a computer.

7/31/2009 3:07:16 PM

what about facebook?

7/31/2009 3:09:05 PM

Quote :

"My mom doesn't even have a computer."

7/31/2009 3:12:18 PM

oh yeah

pm sent

7/31/2009 3:12:51 PM

OMG YOU CREEPY FUCKING STALKER

7/31/2009 3:14:14 PM

haha that shit is funny

7/31/2009 3:14:38 PM

i like how the next question after hearing she doesnt have a computer is if she has a facebook

7/31/2009 3:15:16 PM

Quote :

"dude does your mom have aim? tell her to chat with me, k"

not dnl = esgargs exposed!?!?!?!?!?

7/31/2009 3:25:03 PM

OMFG

Mom, seriously? You're telling me about rug burns on your knees? Geez.

7/31/2009 7:35:57 PM

You shut your mouth and be happy for your mother.

7/31/2009 7:47:47 PM

Does everyone really think she's that hot?

i mean she looks good for 51 but i definitely wouldn't stick it in her.

no offense thumper.

7/31/2009 7:51:19 PM

Haha no offense taken.

7/31/2009 8:10:18 PM

Oh I stuck it in her.

Twice.

7/31/2009 8:12:26 PM

dnl is cracking me up ITT

7/31/2009 8:20:45 PM

^^^^same here. But if I hadn't had any in years I'd admit I would, in fact, concur to hit it.

7/31/2009 8:57:06 PM

you should not worry about it and hope that you are able to pull 29yo tail when you are 51 if you wanted to

7/31/2009 8:57:38 PM

Quote :

"^^^^same here. But if I hadn't had any in years I'd admit I would, in fact, concur to hit it."

haha yea well sure, if enough time passes i'll stick dick in any crevice.

7/31/2009 9:00:12 PM

i am fucking rolling reading this thread. good times

7/31/2009 9:04:11 PM

Before I left her house tonight, Mom told me that she's weary of this guy because he seems to want a more "committed relationship" and she never thought this "arrangement" they had would turn serious.

Dear God, don't let Mom marry a man my age. Please?

7/31/2009 10:20:43 PM

hahahahah. this is awesome.

7/31/2009 10:30:24 PM

You could try to avert her by buying her sex toys. She might calm down then...

7/31/2009 10:37:59 PM

ahahaha, you'd by the flower girl for the wedding and stripper for the bachelor party.

7/31/2009 10:39:47 PM

Woe is me.

7/31/2009 10:40:34 PM

^^^hahahahahahahha

7/31/2009 10:45:47 PM

some dudes like old ladies. just how it is. and if you were old and a way younger boy wanted to do you, you'd be all for it

but lol @ how awkward your life is

7/31/2009 11:01:49 PM

Sometimes, I am happy my mom is fat and only half alive. This is one of those times.

7/31/2009 11:20:47 PM

Quote :

"Does everyone really think she's that hot? i mean she looks good for 51 but i definitely wouldn't stick it in her. "

I'd nail it like the crucifixion. And I bet she's definitely post menopausal, so I could hammer her hole bareback.

But if she's the ho she's coming across as being, maybe I'd better wear my rubbers.

BTW, tell her I'm a little closer to her age. Hell, my best friend in high school just married a woman her age. FWIW, his wife is pretty bangin' too. I mean it would only be 13 years difference. Not like she's old enough to be my mom or anything.

[Edited on August 1, 2009 at 1:40 AM. Reason : btw...hellz yeah.]

8/1/2009 1:37:57 AM

Quote :

"and this is just one reason why everyone thinks DNL is a fucking creep"

there ain't no "think" about it. he's the far and away the biggest fucking loser i've ever known of.

the world will become an incrementally better place, when he finally sucks down on the end of a shotgun.

8/1/2009 2:18:09 AM

He may be a creep, don't know him, but he was pretty entertaining ITT.

8/1/2009 2:30:48 AM

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8/1/2009 2:37:43 AM