Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
POSTED ON THE SECOND PAGE OF A NOOB SEX THREAD 8/31/2009 11:42:47 PM |
Paul1984 All American 2855 Posts user info edit post |
I don't remember a time when I really got embarrassed having sex. But one time I walked around the corner and grabbed my wife's ass and said one of those things you only say when you don't think anyone but her can hear you, something like "Oh yeah! that ass!" in a kind of weird voice. then I noticed she was on the phone with a headset, with her mom, who hates me and definitely heard it. 8/31/2009 11:57:43 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
^rofl 9/1/2009 7:15:40 PM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
I'm embarrassed to say that I have had sex with a 35 year old woman while being a 25 year old. 9/1/2009 7:41:51 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Broke the bf's bed one night when I was on top. 9/1/2009 7:58:25 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^ PM sent. 9/1/2009 7:59:52 PM |
not dnl Suspended 13193 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "One time I stuck a finger in my ex's butt. Later she started to suck on it and immediately gagged. And then I remembered where it had been. Good times.
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i liked this one the most, followed by jens post on throwing up on her bfs belly and then khcadwal talking about getting a cup in the middle of sex0r9/1/2009 8:08:19 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
the one about getting shit on their chest i think wins
this one:
Quote : | "One of my ex's was on top with my dick in her ass and the pullout left something on my chest. She bare handed it and took off running to the bathroom.
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[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 8:12 PM. Reason : lol]9/1/2009 8:12:20 PM |
not dnl Suspended 13193 Posts user info edit post |
you never see shit on a dick when fucking anally in porn but i wondered in real life if that happens 9/1/2009 8:17:26 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
it can happen 9/1/2009 8:18:05 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
it never happened 9/1/2009 8:21:55 PM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
I personnally am not into entering the exit door. 9/1/2009 8:22:00 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
it is the sole reason i'm not obsessed with anal porn (unlike most guys) 9/1/2009 8:24:03 PM |
Apocalypse All American 17555 Posts user info edit post |
Oral sex however yield profits galore for both parties... 9/1/2009 8:26:10 PM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
I picked up a prostitute. 9/1/2009 8:27:33 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^ Details? 9/1/2009 8:39:17 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it is the sole reason i'm not obsessed with anal porn" |
i don't particularly care to watch it. watching some chick get gapped is nasty.
but i loved to stick it in there when i could. i've almost forgot what it was like -- my wife won't put up with that shit.9/1/2009 10:05:47 PM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
^^I was driving down the road and this girl waves at me so I pull up next to her honestly thinking she knows me or I know her but I can't make out her face until I get right up next to her. I don't know her and she asks "Can I get a ride?" So I'm like sure because she was pretty cute actually. Then she said "do you have any crack?" to which I replied "No but I have money." and the rest is history.
[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 10:33 PM. Reason : ^^] 9/1/2009 10:33:25 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Hahahahaha! 9/1/2009 10:34:22 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my wife won't put up with that shit." |
Intentional puns is punny. ...Or shitty.9/1/2009 10:36:41 PM |
not dnl Suspended 13193 Posts user info edit post |
yeah i too kinda lol'ed at that for the pun aspect of it 9/1/2009 10:37:44 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
TURBO PUNS. 9/1/2009 10:38:22 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
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indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
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chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
i messed on my favorite sweater 7/10/2010 2:55:11 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm embarrassed to say that I have had sex with a 35 year old woman while being a 25 year old." |
Meh, I banged a 43 year old mayor of a small city that I will conveniently leave the name out of when I was 27. She needed it badz0rs after getting out of an 18 year marriage.
Separate incident:
I guess I was embarrassed when I was having drunk sex and fell asleep with me inside her. We slept like that all night long lawls.
[Edited on July 10, 2010 at 3:34 AM. Reason : .]7/10/2010 3:34:36 AM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
this thread really excludes a LOT of Tdubbers
because it assumes they've had sex more than once 7/10/2010 10:16:40 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
probably when I brought a girl home and my roommate pounded on my door because he heard screams and assumed that somebody from the party next door had broken in and was using my room, not even bothering to consider that I might be the one who was having sex in my room
but it wasn't that embarrassing, tho...I sorta fall under ^] 7/10/2010 1:14:29 PM |
Last Child Veteran 434 Posts user info edit post |
My fiancee and I (at the time she was my gf) were having sex after being out partying. Needless to say I was drunk and in the middle of sex I decided to tell her she was hot but it came out as "you are such a hot piece of shit." She looked at my like uh what?! and said just shut up and hurry up. We are getting married in April. haha 7/10/2010 3:47:05 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
about the only thing I can come up with was this girl I had been sleeping with for a couple of months and I finally going out on a date...we went to see a movie at the Crossroads 20 in Cary. She gave fantastic head, and was always eager to do so. She ended up giving me a blow job during the movie, and took her mouth off of the hose and looked up at me at [i]exactly[i] the wrong time. I came like a fountain all over her face and hair before she could get her mouth back on it and take the rest.
...and, like, we're in a movie theater, you know? We're trying to be at least slightly discrete, and it's not like we have a towel or anything handy. I think I gave her my jacket or something, haha. 7/10/2010 5:24:47 PM |