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9/16/2009 1:56:16 AM

Not any of them.

9/16/2009 1:58:25 AM

Quote :

"Jackie treehorn wants his money, mannnnn"

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women

9/16/2009 3:18:11 AM

k, so if not one of these exact ones, which, exactly?

11/10/2009 7:38:52 PM

my ex bought me a fleshlight. never felt as good as her mouth

11/10/2009 7:56:05 PM

Quote :

"What the fuck is this shit?"

11/10/2009 8:19:51 PM

considering how long i'd be using it for, i don't really see this as a worthwhile investment

11/10/2009 8:24:08 PM

I've had mine for quite a while

11/10/2009 8:54:39 PM

I never washed mine. Eventually the semen hardened inside, and made extremely sharp "cum boogers". Now, I have a 2.5 inch scar on my dong

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 9:01 PM. Reason : k]

11/10/2009 9:01:48 PM

http://www.jamyewaxman.com/blog/2009/12/30/sex-toys-the-not-humanly-possible-humanly-possible-kind/

12/30/2009 3:30:43 PM

I think if I was going to get one of these I'd go with a simpler shape, whatever feels good is going to feel good all along, I don't see why you would need 7 stages.

12/30/2009 3:36:41 PM

My luck - I would have a heart attack while using. Even if I had successfully cured cancer - I would always be remembered as the guy who dies with one of those things hooked to my pecker.

Plus - I have to agree those things are for freaks. I'll stick to my mothers dirty pantes wraped around my shaft.

12/30/2009 3:38:45 PM

I've seen the sidebar adds with a naked porn star jacking a guy with this. Which just makes no sense at all.

12/30/2009 3:42:09 PM

That shit looks like it will just end in bleeding.

Lots and lots of blood....

12/30/2009 4:24:50 PM

^^ lol, i think the same thing every time.

12/30/2009 4:33:25 PM

12/30/2009 5:24:28 PM

Those things look as though they belong in a Saw movie.

12/30/2009 7:46:05 PM

this shit looks uncomfortable as hell...

12/30/2009 7:50:41 PM