Very clever.

Zombieland looks terrible to me, but I still want to see it for some reason.

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:30 AM. Reason : Direct statements at Queti ITT]

9/19/2009 2:30:18 AM

looks good to me and i'm hardcore movie snob

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:31 AM. Reason : or maybe not "good" but definitely kinda interesting]

9/19/2009 2:30:47 AM

Sweet post count, btw

9/19/2009 2:33:18 AM

OMGOMG like everything!

No really, I like lotsa bands, most of which were big when i was 16-20: AiC, NiN, PJ, Nirvana, STP, SP, Radiohead, Weezer, Cranberries, Soundgarden, Live, Metallica, White Zombie, 7M3, B182, GnR, Offspring, Cake, etc. Also LOVE Muse, like Evanescence, Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Iron and Wine, Daft Punk, Green Day, Linkin Park, Mutemath, lots more.

OMF Muse is playing on the VMA repeat right now. YES. LOVE THEM.


[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:46 AM. Reason : missed another]

9/19/2009 2:33:56 AM

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be

9/19/2009 2:34:49 AM

nvm

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:35 AM. Reason : its past 2. dur.]

9/19/2009 2:34:49 AM

it's cause ur a sap

9/19/2009 2:35:53 AM

^^^ personality wise - i'm extremely high strung and impatient. so, maybe a little calmer. physically - drop 5 yrs OR maybe grow another 2-3 inches.

^^cause youre a nice guy and you might get some from them one day.

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:37 AM. Reason : yes i saw that before the edit]

9/19/2009 2:36:42 AM

+1 for aic, -1 for lack of Soundgarden

How do you feel about aqua teen hunger force?

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:37 AM. Reason : good luck losing those 5 yrs]

9/19/2009 2:37:18 AM

what's the biggest dong u;'ve ever seen / bwned. does size really matter?

9/19/2009 2:37:32 AM

ah shit forgot soundgarden!! add to list!

^^aqua teen hunger force is almost as funny as family guy.

^i dont sex0r and tell, k.

HAHA no rly. i dunno. he was too big for me. size matters to a point - too small sucks, too big sucks worse. rly it is more how it is used.

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:39 AM. Reason : er]

9/19/2009 2:37:39 AM

have you ever kissed a girl? if so, did you like it?

9/19/2009 2:41:56 AM

whats something nice i can do for my parents?

9/19/2009 2:42:01 AM

^how far away are they? do you see them a lot?

^^yes. not rly.

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:43 AM. Reason : er]

9/19/2009 2:43:14 AM

stop being their son

9/19/2009 2:43:22 AM

^^i'd say i see them about 6-7 times a year...about an hour to the west of me

9/19/2009 2:48:00 AM

you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

9/19/2009 2:49:00 AM

^yes and i liked it. the devil is quite the cha cha dancer

^^hmmm. maybe you could take them somewhere nice to eat? or you could have some pics put in a hardbound photo album? or send them to a bed and breakfast for a night. depends on how much $ you wanna spend.

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 2:55 AM. Reason : er]

9/19/2009 2:54:46 AM

what's a good way to please my lady in the sack?

9/19/2009 2:57:48 AM

Queti I meant to be the one to make this thread

9/19/2009 2:58:04 AM

^ but ur here now and that's all that matters

^^ easy. don't be selfish. ie just *try* to give her what she wants before you get your rocks off.

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 3:03 AM. Reason : er]

9/19/2009 3:00:40 AM

I wish I could give a woman what she wanted

oh well

9/19/2009 3:02:20 AM

^ aha, all you gotta do is walk away and you gave her what she wanted.

9/19/2009 3:03:27 AM

boys, no fighting

9/19/2009 3:03:53 AM

k

9/19/2009 3:03:56 AM

he aint got nuttin on me.

what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
what's the craziest thing you've ever done... in the sack?

9/19/2009 3:07:06 AM

craziest in a good way - s'pose jumped out of a plane but that is a little cliche. but still true. in a bad way, posted that in the riskiest thread - spent this past january doing consulting work at a refinery 150km from pakistan border. had an explosion in the refinery while i was there that killed 2 people.

sexually - no clue truthfully. tried most things once. no girls tho sry.

[Edited on September 19, 2009 at 3:12 AM. Reason : er]

9/19/2009 3:11:21 AM

how long does it take to set up an eharmoney profile etc?

9/19/2009 3:24:44 AM

Quote :

"E HAR MONEY"

9/19/2009 3:25:28 AM

not sure. depends on how much detail you put into it. my friend went through eharmony and i think she spent around 45 min setting her acct and profile up. match.com is another option - probably takes the same.

9/19/2009 3:29:12 AM

I, too, need to get on this online dating shit

9/19/2009 3:31:11 AM

k, ima *try* to go to bed now. night

9/19/2009 3:34:19 AM

night cutie thanks 4 chatting

9/19/2009 3:34:47 AM

what type of dog is the bestest

9/19/2009 3:55:09 PM

omg harass me by pm

lab.

9/19/2009 11:50:05 PM

you call that harassment? you aint seen nuthin yet, lol

9/19/2009 11:51:07 PM

what do you think of people who double post

9/19/2009 11:52:43 PM

OH NOES

9/19/2009 11:52:59 PM

how was your first time?

9/19/2009 11:54:27 PM

how did you and your husband meet?

are you in love?

hey, wanna be friends?

what is your biggest fear?

would you please describe your latest sexual encounter?

Also, I like you. Do you like me?

9/19/2009 11:55:30 PM

what's your favorite shot?

9/19/2009 11:56:04 PM

CUM SHOTS!!!

AMIRITE???

9/19/2009 11:56:45 PM

Quote :

"how was your first time?"

painful

Quote :

"edit post how did you and your husband meet?"

on th e internet

Quote :

"are you in love?"

definitely

Quote :

"hey, wanna be friends?"

yes pls

Quote :

"what is your biggest fear?"

having people i love dying before i can say goodbye

Quote :

"would you please describe your latest sexual encounter?"

no, but it was lotsa fun. this afternoon for timing.

Quote :

"Also, I like you. Do you like me?"

i lurve u EMCE

Quote :

"what's your favorite shot?"

vodka. a lot.

9/20/2009 12:00:36 AM

how do you like your man to finish in bed? all over your face? bewbies?

9/20/2009 12:02:49 AM

refer to post on first page

Quote :

"-pull out method - no fun at all. that is why the pill was invented"

9/20/2009 12:03:48 AM

what's the greatest number of orgasms you've had during canoodlin

9/20/2009 12:05:04 AM

i dunno. more than 3-4 probably.

9/20/2009 12:11:41 AM

spit or swallow?
is your hubby from tww?
what do you do for a living?
if you were a woodchuck, what kind of animal would you be?

9/20/2009 12:12:40 AM

ever fooled around with a coworker?

9/20/2009 12:12:50 AM

what do you think about people who set em up ----->?

9/20/2009 12:13:36 AM