The majority of mine have already been mentioned, but overly plastic chicks with huge, fake, french-tipped nails spreading vag or their own asshole

And I hate the spitting.

Oh and sweaty ass.

[Edited on October 4, 2009 at 5:54 PM. Reason : deuce.]

10/4/2009 5:54:46 PM

when the porn is just a bunch of girls playing with hot pink dongs and giggling, or when u have to indure 20 minutes of that shit before a real dick shows up.

10/4/2009 6:09:02 PM

10/4/2009 7:47:09 PM

Spitting... And hacking up to collect saliva. Really? Is that needed?

10/4/2009 8:59:04 PM

golden showers
fecal play
gaping holes
gagging/vomiting

10/4/2009 9:07:42 PM

bttt for lols

7/14/2010 11:33:30 PM

when the girls are over 18

7/14/2010 11:34:52 PM

I, too, am turned off by spitting.
Especially into the mouth or gaping asshole of some poor girl.

-Cock smacking a girl in the face.
-That weird cramming of the dick in a girl's cheek to puff out her face move.
-Badbad acting with dumbdumb plot.

7/14/2010 11:40:52 PM

yeah the big loogie on the dick annoys me

but also ones that tip off the photographer in me. like bad lighting, bad angles. too close.

7/14/2010 11:42:58 PM

There's a lot of parody in porn.
Some of the parody just goes waaaaaaaaaay too far.
Like, I don't want to laugh while watching porn.

7/14/2010 11:46:40 PM

the awkward cum chuckle?

hahooohshithehe

7/14/2010 11:48:30 PM

- girl moaning, saying "Oh yeah" when the guy's cumming on her face, or at any time when no one is touching her
- black dudes who like to talk while they have sex (not to be racist...it just seems like the black guys like to have conversations with the women they're fucking, and I don't dig that)

7/14/2010 11:49:42 PM

these are like all the things i like about porn

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 11:51 PM. Reason : ^not down with unnecessary talking after the bangin starts. and its usually us niggers]

7/14/2010 11:51:23 PM

This isn't a turn off, but I lol when I saw this listed on the guide last night.





[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 1:11 AM. Reason : .]

7/15/2010 1:10:09 AM

When they insist on covering the girl in oil. I guess it must work for somebody but it's hard for me to want to fuck someone that looks like they secrete their own slime.

I've just given up on watching anything where the girl looks remotely Japanese because of their bizarre habit of blurring the genitals. In a porno. I don't even necessarily want to see any genitals but the giant pixelated area is distracting.

Also, they don't speak English. I have no idea why this bothers me, but it grates on me when I see two normal looking people and they start speaking German to each other.

Quote :

"When they show a POV from behind the guy, showing his ass and ball sack"

WHO LIKES THIS? WHO DECIDES TO PUT THIS IN PORN? Whenever I hear people talk about porn it takes maybe a minute for someone to complain about this angle, and for everyone else to emphatically agree. Is there a giant, bizarre community of ass-and-ballsack enthusiasts that's the key demo for porn?

7/15/2010 1:43:53 AM

^ I happen to be an ass-and-ballsack enthusiasts

7/15/2010 1:59:30 AM

you would

7/15/2010 2:02:09 AM

DON'T JUDGE ME!!

7/15/2010 2:03:58 AM

I am not an ass and ballsack enthusiast, more of a penis enthusiast.

7/15/2010 2:04:05 AM

I WILL JUDGE YOU

7/15/2010 2:04:29 AM

Eating of da poo poo. Definitely a turn off.

7/15/2010 2:04:45 AM

When the guy talks too much.

I mean fuck, stop talking dude. You could be a robot with a dick for all I care, as long as you weren't programmed to speak.

And keep your fucking moaning down too, I can't even here the girl.

7/15/2010 2:05:52 AM

Quote :

"here the girl"

7/15/2010 2:06:36 AM

You've found my weakness.

When I start talking about porn all my learnin dun go out the window.

This will ruin me!

7/15/2010 2:07:44 AM

lol, understandable

7/15/2010 2:08:33 AM

Quote :

"Turns offs "

my biggest turns offs is seeing a bible in the vicinity of the monitor

7/15/2010 2:19:50 AM

I get turned off when the porn medium isn't a series of collages.

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 3:38 AM. Reason : d]

7/15/2010 3:37:55 AM

When the guy has a tiny dick [/no homo]
Excessive slurping noises, glugs, and gags during BJ
When the guy is old, like 40+, and the girl is like 18. That just seems awkward to me
Bad boob jobs. You could've just skipped the surgery and taped round water balloons to the edges of your chest.
Girls making orgasm noises during titty fucking or other times when she's not getting any play at all

Usually I just turn the sound down anyway, most porn noises these days are just extremely bad overacting.

7/15/2010 4:32:50 AM

when the dude is audible

when i they show the guy's face
especially when i recognize the dude from other porn


yeah it was really boring porn and the bitch was obviously borderline retarded, but brandi belle blurring the guys face out was brilliant

7/15/2010 4:51:45 AM

i attending this event hoping for the best and i was more please with the cookies then the
porn on hand. There was a nice variety of countries but in my opinion there was no quality
in the porn. Overall I would say if you like bitter hot porn this is for you but I prefer soda
and pizza.

7/15/2010 5:37:07 AM

7/15/2010 6:45:43 AM

I don't so much mind when the male actor is talking, but I hate it when the camera guy is doing the talking. Where do they find these douchebags?

7/15/2010 7:00:19 AM

here's some:


-watching great amateur/homemade porn but footage stops early.
-Pulling out.
-Girls that rim guys.
-professional grade filming translates into cliche, generic fucking scene. I stop it instantly.
-when a girl can't fit the guy's cock in her mouth and she starts muffled humming.
-hairy dudes

7/15/2010 8:03:47 AM

- ass to mouth

7/15/2010 8:05:03 AM

you never go ass-to-mouth

7/15/2010 12:10:34 PM

say whhaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

that shit is hot. you know you want it

7/15/2010 12:11:03 PM

Quote :

"I also hate the shit where the dude steps on her head as he's fuckin her. Is there anyone on this earth that actually fucks like that?"

haha, never seen that in porn, and haven't tried it myself.

Yet.

7/15/2010 12:21:49 PM

I'm probably in a minority, but I don't like anal scenes.

I don't want to do it in my personal life and I don't want to see it in porn.

7/15/2010 12:25:48 PM

I love it when the chick gives the "is this scene over yet" look

7/15/2010 12:27:28 PM

^^

7/15/2010 12:28:48 PM

fuck man, anal is king.

7/15/2010 12:44:24 PM

Quote :

"ANAL IS KING"

Quote :

"Girls that rim guys"

WHAT? For real?

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 1:46 PM. Reason : -]

7/15/2010 1:46:00 PM

when my mom walks in on me

7/15/2010 2:07:47 PM

for my money you really cant put a price on a good looking vag in porn

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : or in life]

[Edited on July 15, 2010 at 2:33 PM. Reason : also i havent paid for porn in years so not really for my money]

7/15/2010 2:31:46 PM

Anything thats consentual

7/15/2010 2:34:46 PM

TTT, B.

7/7/2011 10:14:00 PM