ebay dating = prostitution?

10/7/2009 10:07:01 AM

Since April, I've been dating a girl I met on Match.com; a girl I am in love with.

10/7/2009 10:07:20 AM

Jaime, Chris was a super snob! He hid it well. I think Dad saw it though.

He didn't talk to anyone at your wedding other than Ron. Because he hates Southerners. Loser!

10/7/2009 10:09:09 AM

there are a lot of homely UNC graduates on that site.

"Oh man 4 years of laying down for anything in croakies turns out not to be the ideal way to find a relationship"

10/7/2009 10:09:20 AM

I dated a hot redhead NCSU grad student for a hot minute, but she had serious daddy issues, and only ate sushi?!? Crazy redheads, love them, but too crazy.

10/7/2009 10:23:32 AM

She only ate sushi? That could get $$$. Macrobiotic dieter? Or just a little diva-ish?

10/7/2009 10:26:05 AM

I once dated/saw/went outwith/fucked twice a girl named Lucy

Pretty, but extremely skinny arms, like pencil thin, like pool cue diameter

Plus, she didn't like my Ricky voice, so it didn't last

10/7/2009 10:26:42 AM

Though somewhat hesitant, I will eventually be joining this site, but just to get out of my social circle and for the funny experiences both lucy here and my coworkers have told me about as far as their experiences with it.

This seems to be the best median between eHarmony, which is apparently super-serious (and super-expensive), and some other things like plentyoffish.com(?). Not really looking for anything serious until I feel I could fully support a relationship financially and emotionally.

And who is this Chris guy? I'LL BEAT HIS ASS!!1

[Edited on October 7, 2009 at 10:32 AM. Reason : for thumper]

10/7/2009 10:27:07 AM

Also, my hesitation stems somewhat from the creep factor of sitting there looking through pics of these women, plus I really have had my share of emotionally unstable women and damaged goods.

[Edited on October 7, 2009 at 10:31 AM. Reason : f]

10/7/2009 10:28:30 AM

1) hesitation has one S. always.

2) monetarily FINANCIALLY and emotionally ---- is that even a word?

10/7/2009 10:29:41 AM

speaking of riding nuts...

I'm at work. I don't have time to proofread shit. Isn't lucy an editor? Fuck.

10/7/2009 10:31:18 AM

Monetarily is more used to describe direct currency matters while Financially is used for broader money issues

I'd like to get into real estate, but financially, it doesn't make sense for me right now

Those panties have sentimental as opposed to monetary value.



at least thats how i've been using them

[Edited on October 7, 2009 at 10:34 AM. Reason : x]

10/7/2009 10:33:20 AM

I'm just glad I can give you guys something to read and pay attention to!

10/7/2009 10:34:17 AM

why isn't there more star trek porn in this thread?

10/7/2009 10:37:21 AM

I'm a writer, not an editor. But I'm a former editor and proofreading ninja.

10/7/2009 10:43:51 AM

Cat Warren.

10/7/2009 10:45:08 AM

Cockshutt

10/7/2009 10:48:17 AM

10/7/2009 10:59:08 AM

^^That's a brand of farm tractor from the '50s.

10/7/2009 11:00:24 AM

I have 2 friends who met people online and have been happily married to them for several years.

I have many more friends who met their spouses through traditional means, and they are either going through divorces or miserable.

10/7/2009 11:01:57 AM

^^

^ He's also an English professor at State.

10/7/2009 11:02:24 AM

Quote :

"I have 2 friends who met people online and have been happily married to them for several years."

Sign me up to that group! Though, we're not at the "several years" part yet....but, yeah!

10/7/2009 11:03:35 AM

^ TWW Dating Service!

10/7/2009 11:04:43 AM

I joined Match.com in mid-Jan of 06 (signed up for 6 months because they were doing some crazy awesome deal). I went on some dates but you're right Lucy- the pics of the guys were VERY misleading... and every single one of the guys got super clingy after going on ONE date w/ them...

Mid-Feb, I was at a bar and met my husband... hah. Didn't get to use even a month of the membership...

But in other news, on one of my first dates I got to sit front row at a Hurricanes game... so holla.

10/7/2009 11:14:33 AM

^ Ditto on the clingy guy thing. It's like they automatically expected boyfriend-girlfriend status after one date. Very odd.

10/7/2009 11:22:49 AM

one of my friends uses some free dating site to get laid. he fucks a different chick almost every weekend. now granted, they aren't very high quality, but neither is he.

10/7/2009 11:24:23 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

10/7/2009 11:27:07 AM

lol

[Edited on October 7, 2009 at 11:28 AM. Reason : (insert lowered expectations music fro mad tv here)]

10/7/2009 11:27:58 AM

eharmony is $texas
match is $delaware
plentyoffish and okcupid are $free (dunno state equivalent lol)

in my experiences tho, eharmony is for the very super serious and who have 2 months of free time to just send questions back and forth without ever meeting in person. match is more for the casual dater who is looking to date different people at the same time. the people on match seem to be the most normal (at least where i live) compared to the other sites. they are actually willing to talk and hang out after a decent amount of time, not 2 months. POF and okcupid are heavily used for hooking up and just random hanging out, making friends kinda thing (again from what i've seen and read). you get all different types on those 2 sites due to them being free; the weirdos and sketchballs are very prevalent on there.

10/7/2009 11:30:16 AM

Quote :

"She only ate sushi? That could get $$$. Macrobiotic dieter? Or just a little diva-ish?"

She was a Diva. The type that knows she's hot and expects you to throw money at her. Nice enough girl, but not surprising that she's single.

10/7/2009 11:33:19 AM

i think he uses plentyoffish.

but i have to hand it to him, he's 44 and consistently fucking chicks in their mid 20's.

10/7/2009 11:34:36 AM

When you say he isn't quality, do you mean he isn't a good looking guy, or something else

and to be 44 and fucking 20 year olds, thats pretty badass, no matter what they look like

10/7/2009 11:48:14 AM

Lucy, I just saw this:

Quote :

"And I don't know if there's anything wrong with high standards. I just want to be with a guy who brings out the best qualities in me. Where I look forward to seeing them and I want to make them happy and I want to take better care of myself for them. It's hard to do that when you're not really that into the guy."

So, basically, you ARE looking for marriage.

10/7/2009 12:04:35 PM

^^ he is about 40lbs overweight and definitely looks his age.

10/7/2009 12:08:02 PM

^^ No. I just don't think I should have a bf that I don't care about. If I date someone, I want to be crazy about them.

10/7/2009 12:15:48 PM

dear lucy,

youre a girl, girls is crazy, boom youll be crazy about anything or anyone always.

that said, can we get married already?

just checkin,
mike

10/7/2009 12:20:48 PM

Mike, I'm crazy about you, baby. Crazy like a fox.

10/7/2009 12:21:59 PM

aaaaaaaaaand foxy like a fox

10/7/2009 12:23:30 PM

Let's run away someplace exotic. Like Garner.

10/7/2009 12:26:37 PM

haha

you deserve better baby. how bout gastonia?

10/7/2009 12:28:14 PM

We can go on a tour of the Cheerwine factory and then out to a fancy dinner at Shoneys! They gots them popcorn scrimps. I cover myself in whipped cream and moon pies and you can have me for dessert.

10/7/2009 12:34:07 PM

will you have hot bridesmaids? if so, hook a nigga up

10/7/2009 12:35:09 PM

Quote :

"No. I just don't think I should have a bf that I don't care about. If I date someone, I want to be crazy about them."

Well you were crazy about me for like 5 seconds once.

Now come back home and let's elope.

10/7/2009 12:39:04 PM

^^ Let me know your preferences and I'll see what I can do.

^ I have worked on my self-esteem since then.

10/7/2009 12:41:20 PM

Which explains why you're single and have assumably ridiculous expectations of guys? Whatever makes you happy I guess...

10/7/2009 12:44:23 PM

Quote :

"We can go on a tour of the Cheerwine factory and then out to a fancy dinner at Shoneys!"

I wanna go to Shoney's! I make a great third wheel!

10/7/2009 12:46:22 PM

^^ And what are my expectations, Mr. Know-it-all?

^ The more the merrier. I may bring an extra chick for my human sundae.

[Edited on October 7, 2009 at 12:47 PM. Reason : .]

10/7/2009 12:47:23 PM

^^ best breakfast buffet ever

10/7/2009 12:47:49 PM

hi lucy

10/7/2009 12:48:03 PM

^ hallo

10/7/2009 12:48:36 PM