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marko
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hahahaha

oh man thank the lord for this thread

12/5/2009 4:08:54 PM

khcadwal
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Quote :
"I've never understood people who don't close the door when taking a shit. I don't care if you're completely by yourself. Shitting happens behind closed doors, period.
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i live alone. i usually leave mine open

oops.

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 4:09 PM. Reason : .]

12/5/2009 4:09:03 PM

marko
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when i lived alone i was hard pressed to wear clothes sometimes

12/5/2009 4:12:22 PM

EMCE
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that combined with marko's reluctance to close his blinds made that year that I lived next to him the absolute worst year of my life. I would say that I woke up depressed approximately 264 days out of that year.

12/5/2009 4:14:16 PM

Mr. Joshua
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was that when you doing webcam shows instead of paying rent?

12/5/2009 4:14:38 PM

EMCE
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aha, Candid marko The Coed

12/5/2009 4:17:54 PM

Optimum
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he's pretty much a tripod

12/5/2009 4:18:06 PM

Mr. Joshua
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he doesn't allow hotlinking?

12/5/2009 4:30:28 PM

Mr. Joshua
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sup

1/22/2010 12:56:41 AM

Optimum
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brb.

5/4/2010 1:12:55 PM

Ragged
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Doing work right now

5/4/2010 1:35:42 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Dammit dog.

Why would you want to drink my pee?

6/16/2010 6:20:01 PM

GGMon
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he would eat your shit of if you let him. mans best friend indeed.

6/16/2010 6:46:03 PM

Mr. Joshua
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are you terrified of dogs?

6/16/2010 7:27:50 PM

GGMon
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nope - just can't love something that eats shit. its a life rule.

6/16/2010 7:57:13 PM

Mr. Joshua
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you troll any thread about dogs

i'm almost positive that one bit your dick off when you were a kid

6/16/2010 11:31:48 PM

Mr. Joshua
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He's gotten braver...

6/29/2010 10:56:04 PM

khcadwal
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hahahaha

i love this thread

my dog does the same thing

6/29/2010 11:11:48 PM

magdalena
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attention whore dogs ITT

6/29/2010 11:34:38 PM

bmel
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my cats freak out if I shut the door when I use the bathroom and my bathroom door doesn't latch so they can pretty much come in whenever they want.

6/30/2010 12:51:05 AM

Mr. Joshua
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the worst is when i really blow it up and he walks in and tries to jam his nose between my butt and the seat so that he can investigate further

6/30/2010 3:12:00 PM

EMCE
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Ahahaha

7/25/2016 10:01:36 PM

GrimReap3r
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7/25/2016 10:03:56 PM

Klatypus
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when attempting the method of crouch pooping that is supposed to be better for your colon, it makes me a little wary of putting street shoes on the seat and not being sure of the cleaning procedure in place for the toilets, so I usually will sanitize it post dump so at the very least I am not leaving behind shoe prints

7/26/2016 1:13:27 PM

BubbleBobble
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my cat always loves to see what's going on when I use the bathroom sitting down

he won't scratch to get in if I close the door tho

I think he finally understands that it is when we're using the toilet, but he still definitely loves to drink out of it LOL :3

7/26/2016 1:29:49 PM

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