^^dick? hahahah

10/28/2009 1:15:53 AM

let the poems begin on this page 2
they better be in format or I'll come hit you

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:16 AM. Reason : late ]

10/28/2009 1:16:20 AM

epic plagiarism itt

10/28/2009 1:17:00 AM

who's the cheater
i want to know
astral is it you
or are you beating your bone?






hmm that almost rhymed

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:18 AM. Reason : ddd]

10/28/2009 1:17:51 AM

i can't speak for the others
but these rhymes are all mine
they come out of my head
in epic time

10/28/2009 1:18:40 AM

dropdeadkate, i declare you the winner,
that being said, let me buy you some dinner

10/28/2009 1:19:54 AM

Shadowrunner is so tough
for him we it isn't enough
but the thread will continue to grow
he'll find himself solo

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[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:21 AM. Reason : MAYBE YOU CAN COME PREWRITTEN, AND WILL NOT BE BULLET RIDDEN]

10/28/2009 1:20:40 AM

dinner sounds great and i'm sad to say no
because i can't go out right now
i'm not wearing any clothes

10/28/2009 1:21:31 AM

haha loverly

10/28/2009 1:21:54 AM

oh and it was cock

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10/28/2009 1:22:55 AM

that shouldn't stop you, i'd prefer it that way
but alas, we can wait for another day.
In all honesty I must admit this is a joke
For truth being told, I am quite broke

10/28/2009 1:22:57 AM

After brushing off an invite
the rejection will continue to bite
the pain no one else could know
even though she's just a ho

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[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:25 AM. Reason : k i'm getting worse time to sleep]

10/28/2009 1:24:03 AM

My e-game is lacking, I must admit
But it doesn't bother me, not one little bit
And I think thats uncalled for,
dropdeadkate isn't a whore

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:26 AM. Reason : ;j;lkj]

10/28/2009 1:25:10 AM

Quote :

"The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem filled with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. Then practice losing farther, losing faster: places, and names, and where it was you meant to travel. None of these will bring disaster. I lost my mother's watch. And look! my last, or next-to-last, of three loved houses went. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. ---Even losing you (the joking voice, a gesture I love) I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like (Write it!) like disaster."

Let's attribute this to Elizabeth Bishop instead of Elizabethrock18.

10/28/2009 1:25:15 AM

i said i didnt write it haha, didnt know if anyone would know who eb is

10/28/2009 1:25:46 AM

it's ok about dinner
I will not cry or pout
because I'm on a new diet
that makes it hard to eat out :/

10/28/2009 1:27:06 AM

she isn't just a whore
she is so much more
well really maybe not
she never gave me a shot

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10/28/2009 1:27:37 AM

I understand, its ok, I can sympathize
I too, am trying to drop in size

10/28/2009 1:28:25 AM

why am i awake
can someone tell me this
i'm getting kinda ancy
my bf has gone amiss

10/28/2009 1:28:30 AM

He's dead

[/thread]

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[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:29 AM. Reason : haha unintentional rhyme]

10/28/2009 1:28:51 AM

if you had asked you might have had a shot
but you called me a whore
so you can fuck off

10/28/2009 1:29:28 AM

what on earth will i do
i'm distraught and so blue
my boyfriend is dead
will you cuddle instead?

10/28/2009 1:30:25 AM

^^^I'm out of rhymes but that was the best one yet



[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:31 AM. Reason : ^^^]

10/28/2009 1:30:32 AM

A friendly discussion need not become tough
must we resort to fisticuffs?

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10/28/2009 1:31:32 AM

fisticuffs on you and me
oops i think i lost the key

10/28/2009 1:32:52 AM

omg you lost the key?
i'm glad its you thats stuck to him and not me

10/28/2009 1:33:52 AM

i was about to post
"i dare you to top fisticuffs ddk"
lizrock bailed you out
with her last play


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10/28/2009 1:33:52 AM

your jealousy is fucking delicious
I confess it is one of my favorite dishes

10/28/2009 1:36:07 AM

Pretend all you like
we know that you're a dyke



sorry i can't think of anything nice
being mean has it's price

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[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:38 AM. Reason : ]

10/28/2009 1:37:35 AM

astral at times you are a dick
at times sweet as a candystick
geez why don't you freakin pick





[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:39 AM. Reason : h]

10/28/2009 1:38:53 AM

when i'm bored i talk shit
usually i just sit
rarely do i have game to spit
so maybe i'll just quit

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10/28/2009 1:41:44 AM

I'm sorry sir
But your words aren't true
You're just mad I can still get in a girls pants
So much faster than you

10/28/2009 1:41:47 AM

Crush me while i'm down
gonna go lay around
well maybe i'll wait till when
i hit post 2000

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10/28/2009 1:43:46 AM

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE

10/28/2009 1:43:55 AM

padding to the max
some of the dudes are blacks
thats all you need to know
how is fareako?


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10/28/2009 1:44:49 AM

you're 6 away mister A
post something nice hey hey hey

10/28/2009 1:45:07 AM

^^^
epic rhymes
in record times

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:45 AM. Reason : ]

10/28/2009 1:45:22 AM

ThePeter, you are out of format
DDK will hit you for that

10/28/2009 1:46:04 AM

Worried over these posts
for them i must make the most
at 2k should i boast?
or simply make a toast

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10/28/2009 1:47:10 AM

of this fact i will be honest
my 2000th post i did not even notice

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:48 AM. Reason : actually i think i did but oh well]

10/28/2009 1:48:06 AM

post count is essential
to your wolfweb credential
its on my resume
and helps me to get laid

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[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:49 AM. Reason : lulz]

10/28/2009 1:48:32 AM

well if this is true im screwed
i have none son, much less than all of u

10/28/2009 1:49:29 AM

I'm not even at 300
Have I blundered?

10/28/2009 1:49:30 AM

slow and steady wins the race
and in the bed my favorite pace

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10/28/2009 1:50:20 AM

petejames your postcount is sadly low
it makes you look like a n00b
but don't fret it's alright
i'll still be friends with you

10/28/2009 1:51:02 AM

slow and steady in the bed is okay
but i'll take it hard and fast anyday

10/28/2009 1:51:11 AM

so it's pelvish punishers you like to fuck?
I'm allowed to say that
b/c i made it up

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:52 AM. Reason : ]

10/28/2009 1:52:41 AM

Dammit. I can't come up with anything witty
Oh well, for me don't you pity

10/28/2009 1:53:16 AM

of this thread tonight I am through
I'm going to bed
I bid you all adieu

10/28/2009 1:55:37 AM

and to you

10/28/2009 1:56:38 AM