do it on page 2

11/2/2009 8:24:32 AM

make a grizzly swallow the ring, then let it loose in your house

right as it is about to attack your woman, spring from the other room with a knife and fight the bear to the death

then eviscerate it right in front of her, pull out the ring and say WOMAN I JUST SAVED YOU FROM A GODDAMN BEAR YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOURE GONNA MARRY ME

make celebratory love on the still-warm, blood-covered bear corpse

11/2/2009 8:29:37 AM

WOMAN I JUST SAVED YOU FROM A GODDAMN BEAR YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOURE GONNA MARRY ME

11/2/2009 9:36:57 AM

i'm debating if i should tell folks in PM how i'm planning to do it

11/2/2009 9:40:47 AM

^ oh tell me

and i think a ring should be involved

11/2/2009 9:44:03 AM

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"And...the guy gets major brownie points from the women in the girl's life when the reason he does this is because he couldn't wait and the ring was burning a hole in his pocke"

i know! this is the best. one of my friends just got engaged and married (they also eloped) and he was like "i had all these elaborate plans to ask her, but i just couldn't wait so i did it when we were just hanging out at home"

awwww

11/2/2009 12:05:16 PM

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"i think its cool when you do it like not at a special time so it is pretty unexpected. like when my friend got engaged her fiancee took her to like nyc, the zoo, out to nice dinners, etc for like a few months before (cause she knew it was coming SOMETIME soon, but not when or whatever) and so every time they went like on a trip or something she thought, this is it. but then he just did it at her house one night like while she was cleaning dishes. i thought it was really cute. i mean a pretty elaborate set up i guess but he has a lot of bling so, whatev. but i think that makes it fun!"

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11/2/2009 12:41:53 PM

Its a well known fact that kadwackle talks like Cher Horowitz





As far as how you should propose...don't

11/2/2009 12:47:06 PM

one thing to know, if you are doing a big surprise, dont tell everyone, someone will fuck up the secret

you know how much i trust people? I told my parents about an hour before I did it.

maybe 5 people knew before the day of (I did tell my sister a month ahead just so she would have to sit on it for that long, cause I knew she would, and thats mean)

The other friends I told really didnt know my wife at the time, or each other

11/2/2009 12:55:21 PM

^^ don't listen to that advice. Marriage is a beautiful institution when entered with the proper mindset and conviction.

I agree that the best proposal is the one that comes unexpectedly. Then again, I don't care how my future husband proposes to me. Just knowing that he wants to spend the rest of his life with me is going to make that moment special enough that it will never be forgotten. He just needs to do something other than what my brother in law did for my sister!

[Edited on November 2, 2009 at 12:56 PM. Reason : ]

11/2/2009 12:55:35 PM

any more?

11/3/2009 10:22:40 PM

drive back to goldsboro
put ring in glove box
plan special dinner
make check engine light come on in dakota
pull over in truck and pop hood
tell her to look in glove box to get flash light
..............................
she finds ring
you bwn.

11/3/2009 10:31:34 PM

While eating at Taco Bell, pass her a sauce packet

11/3/2009 10:32:17 PM

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"make check engine light come on in dakota"

the durrkota is too damn reliable for that

11/3/2009 10:33:15 PM

disconnect an evap hose

11/3/2009 10:42:27 PM

If you happen to be in the market for an animal also, I think a puppy would be the perfect way- tie the ring on a ribbon around its neck and ask her to become a family!

11/3/2009 10:52:10 PM

i thought about the puppy thing and she would love that. she loves dogs.

however, it'd have to be an outside dog b/c i'm allergic and we'll be renting for a couple years to start with due to my job and we probably won't have a fenced back yard, so puppy is out of the question.

11/3/2009 10:54:01 PM

get a hairless dog

11/3/2009 10:56:09 PM

let me rephrase that

i simply don't like inside animals

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 10:58 PM. Reason : they make a mess and you have to find places that allow pets etc etc etc]

11/3/2009 10:58:00 PM

TACO

BELL

SAUCE

11/3/2009 11:01:29 PM

we met at a taco bell so that's probably the best y'all have had so far

but i got something better up my sleeve

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 11:03 PM. Reason : the real purpose of this thread is to annoy deemarie]

11/3/2009 11:02:07 PM

rig a bucket of cum above a door and put the ring in it and then when she opens it and covers her entire body in cum and sees the ring you jump out and surprise her and ask her to marry you

11/3/2009 11:22:45 PM

Quote :

"I'd know something was up if he's buying me cleaning apparatuses."

There are some "other" uses for vacuums




Surprise her. Doesn't matter how, as long as you do it when she's not expecting it

11/3/2009 11:25:24 PM

with a shotgun to your back

11/3/2009 11:25:55 PM

a good friend of mine proposed at the airport too. he had a big huge sign with the girls name on the front. when she was almost to him, he flipped the sign over which said 'will you marry me?' i thought that was a pretty cool idea. especially if she knows that you are going to do propose that weekend.

11/4/2009 12:21:36 AM

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"make celebratory love on the still-warm, blood-covered bear corpse"

They did a porn about that once.

11/4/2009 7:42:50 AM

take her fishing & "bait" her hook & cast it out for her

11/4/2009 8:11:01 AM

^ and take the chance at losing a ring in the water?

11/4/2009 8:52:56 AM

yeah, just my luck it'd get snagged on a submerged tree or something

11/4/2009 9:24:24 AM

So how do you go about obtaining the ring size? I guess you could ask her friends or something what ring size she wears? Would they even know?

11/4/2009 11:11:29 AM

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"the video i attempted to embed was of a chick playing super mario world and her geeky/resourceful boyfriend changed some code around so the coins spelled out "LISA WILL YOU MARRY ME?""

amazing .....

simply amazing.

11/4/2009 11:17:56 AM

^^they sized her finger at the store. this is not a surprise.

when it is a surprise, you don't have to get it perfect because you get free sizing with the ring. you just give it to her and she goes back to the store and they size it and get it back to you in like a week.

11/4/2009 12:31:55 PM

so you are doing this....pretty soon?

11/4/2009 12:36:17 PM

you could really throw her for a loop and ask her to "not" marry you?

11/4/2009 12:40:49 PM

sometime before christmas

11/4/2009 12:40:55 PM

LUCKY!! that is so sweet.

everyone is getting engaged.

i swear i'm not jealous at all.

11/4/2009 12:50:00 PM

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"Its a well known fact that kadwackle talks like Cher Horowitz"

LOLOLOLOL... We could totally party with the Haitians!!!



But for real, please PM me with the way you plan on proposing!!

11/4/2009 1:18:34 PM

This is crazy. You mine as well just give her the ring and change your fb statuses to engaged already.

SURPRISE RUINED!

11/4/2009 1:20:38 PM

there was no surprise because she picked out the fucking ring. did you read?

11/4/2009 1:22:10 PM

Ya I did, a girl can pick one out and still not know WHEN or how or anything else. Shit picking it out doesn't mean shit if the guy decides to wait another YEAR! Unless you bought it right in front of her and then hid it.

I'm just sayin' why go through all the trouble at this point?

11/4/2009 1:23:42 PM

this thread has not told her anything she didn't already know.

11/4/2009 1:24:39 PM

k

11/4/2009 1:25:50 PM