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thumper
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"Dude, I've been wearing my underwear on backward all day. "


I didn't know that was possible with thongs!



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"Sure! Buttsex time. I have my big dong strap-on. Djeternal, bend over now or I'll bend you over myself. "


Can I watch without being a total weirdo?

11/6/2009 9:20:31 AM

lucyinthesky
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More mindless chatter: OMG SHOES MAKEUP PUPPIES KITTIES CANDY CAKE PENIS

^ Dude, sometimes I drink too much and I'm still drunk when I get dressed in the morning. It happens.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 9:21 AM. Reason : .]

11/6/2009 9:20:52 AM

thumper
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CAKE PENIS? WHERE!?!

11/6/2009 9:21:20 AM

lucyinthesky
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Dude, penis cake is awesome. It's like a foot long! We should serve penis cake at Thanksgiving dinner.

11/6/2009 9:22:23 AM

thumper
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something tells me your mom would think a penis cake was hilarious, and she'd tell the story for many years to come

can we make a chocolate penis cake and dedicate it to EMCE?

11/6/2009 9:24:44 AM

lucyinthesky
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I think Grandma and our moms would be entertained. And luckily, dad is oblivious to everything! It will def be chocolate cake with chocolate icing and a little bit of vanilla on the tip, just for EMCE.

11/6/2009 9:26:24 AM

thumper
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hey lucy, the cost of NCSU/UNC tickets is going to continue to go down as our team gets worse and worse so, lemme know how many people you wanna invite to the game Thanksgiving weekend and i'll do my best to snag tickets...we should get a big group together and pray that it isn't a 12pm game!

11/6/2009 9:30:05 AM

BettrOffDead
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you can grill up some kielbasas tailgating for the ncsu/unc game in honor of me if you like

11/6/2009 9:33:18 AM

thumper
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.....how does a kielbasa honor you?

and it'll likely be burgers/brats, unless it's the 12pm game. then it's eggs and bacon

11/6/2009 9:34:24 AM

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 Mail » » Hey girl
From :EMCE
To :lucyinthesky
Received :Friday November 6, 2009 at 8:52 AM
Subject :Hey girl
I wanna pee on you with my 11-inch dick. Holla back

11/6/2009 9:34:29 AM

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^^^^ I wasn't planning to invite anyone. But just invite all your/Buck's peeps bc I like all of them. Felicity and Jeannette and Katie and Mark should come! And Aaron, of course.

^^^ Mmmm kielbasa. I'm a tailgate vulture though. I find ways to get invited to other tailgates and steal food.

^ Not a free service.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 9:37 AM. Reason : .]

11/6/2009 9:36:27 AM

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".....how does a kielbasa honor you?"


I'M POLISH


mindless penis jokes

11/6/2009 9:36:30 AM

thumper
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yea i was gonna ask if you had a kielbasa or a cocktail sausage in your pants, but thought it might be inappropriate

11/6/2009 9:38:07 AM

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I have a cocktail weenie

11/6/2009 9:39:27 AM

pilgrimshoes
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vienna sausages

5 in the can

woop woop

11/6/2009 9:39:29 AM

BettrOffDead
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its always appropriate! its the interwebs!

11/6/2009 9:39:51 AM

lucyinthesky
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I had a dream about Vienna Sausages last night. I was very hungry. Spam and Vienna Sausages are my guilty pleasures.

Vienna Sausage suggests Austria, so it wouldn't be Polish cuisine.

11/6/2009 9:40:34 AM

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BettrOffDead - so you look totally retarded (cuz you could pull off a Sloth costume without a mask) AND you're packing a cocktail weenie in your britches.

we've got a winner right here folks!

11/6/2009 9:40:40 AM

lucyinthesky
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He's my poke buddy on match.com

11/6/2009 9:41:52 AM

BettrOffDead
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aha

it aint the size of the cocktail weenie its how you lie and make sure the girl is passed out before you jam it in, then you give her the old abe lincoln and peace out before she wakes up.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 9:44 AM. Reason : also lucy ]

11/6/2009 9:44:23 AM

LimpyNuts
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^

11/6/2009 10:22:43 AM

thumper
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i've been inspired to make kielbasa sausage for dinner

thanks guys

11/6/2009 10:24:18 AM

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Lucy's love for sausage is an inspiration to us all.

11/6/2009 10:26:21 AM

BettrOffDead
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booyah

jam some kielbasa, bavarian style sauerkraut, and half a beer per kielbasa into a pot and just cok that shit medium high for like half an hour


so good

11/6/2009 10:26:46 AM

thumper
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i typically cut it up into bite size pieces and pan fry it. then i saute green peppers and onions in another pan, and heat up the sauerkraut in a small pot on the stove (or just microwave it)....then mix it all together on my plate

11/6/2009 10:27:59 AM

DeltaBeta
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I've been known to cut it up like that and pan fry with onions and garlic, then make gravy from the drippings and put it all over rice.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason : *]

11/6/2009 10:29:27 AM

thumper
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a gravy of sausage grease and half-burnt garlic pieces? sounds appetizing!

11/6/2009 10:30:42 AM

BettrOffDead
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well, try smoething new yo

its ultra easy, just pening some cans of sauerkraut and poppin a beer

11/6/2009 10:31:51 AM

thumper
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yeah i might try that....gotta have the onions/peppers though. and you leave the kielbasa whole? i could cut it up into smaller chunks instead of just one big long thick piece right?

11/6/2009 10:32:56 AM

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"Lucy's love for sausage is an inspiration to us all."


Chorizo ftw. I like it spicy.

Now I'm having fantasies about the chicken and chorizo gumbo I had at the Food & Wine Festival on Wednesday. Mmmmm

11/6/2009 10:34:30 AM

BettrOffDead
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chorizo is novelty sausage

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 10:35 AM. Reason : ]

11/6/2009 10:35:07 AM

lucyinthesky
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Chorizo is the best thing ever.

But I did have Polish sausage at the festival too. I love me some onions cooked in kielbasa.

11/6/2009 10:36:38 AM

thumper
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it's too early to be hungry!

change the subject!

11/6/2009 10:38:13 AM

BettrOffDead
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hey what would you rather drive? a go-cart or a moped?

11/6/2009 10:40:07 AM

lucyinthesky
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I think mopeds are more fun. They're more practical in Orlando.

11/6/2009 10:44:54 AM

nicklepickle
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hey WOMANS whats up

11/6/2009 11:35:50 AM

lucyinthesky
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what up WOMAN?!!! Big wknd plans?

11/6/2009 11:47:17 AM

thumper
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my day is going by oh-so-slowly

11/6/2009 11:52:06 AM

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don't you cunts already have a "Ladies, let's talk shop thread?"

11/6/2009 11:55:54 AM

lucyinthesky
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^ I rarely talk shop. I'm more into the talk booze, talk workouts or talk drunken debauchery.

11/6/2009 12:05:43 PM

thumper
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so, most of my work today is done in the risk system. and the risk system crapped itself about an hour ago. help desk is of no help. they have no estimated time of it being "fixed".

i should go to Moe's for lunch and get a Margarita slushy their slushy machines have real booze in them

11/6/2009 12:07:43 PM

thumper
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OH WE BACK

and i have to play catch-up for the last 2 hours

11/6/2009 12:57:53 PM

nicklepickle
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^^ the one on weston parkway????

11/6/2009 4:18:55 PM

thumper
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yes, the one on weston parkway!!!!

....but i didn't actually go. i ate my tuna sammich and fruit cup.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 4:31 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2009 4:31:28 PM

mdozer73
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my firefox has this thread all jacked up...

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 4:50 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 4:52 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2009 4:48:12 PM

nicklepickle
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^^ i still have a couple of free burritos coupons for that one!

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 4:50 PM. Reason : jhjklkl]

11/6/2009 4:50:03 PM

thumper
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^^i'm in FF and it looks just fine

^mmm burritos. maybe i'll get Moe's for dinner. though i was kinda leaning towards sushi.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 5:13 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2009 5:12:51 PM

lucyinthesky
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Go to Tijuana Flats! It's heavenly!

11/6/2009 5:14:02 PM

thumper
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that menu does look good...but it's all the way on millbrook rd

now that i live (and work) in cary, i'm such a cary snob

oh my, one of the categories on their menu is HAPPY ENDINGS

i'm such a pervert >.>

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 5:17 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2009 5:16:14 PM

thumper
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Confessions of a Shopaholic is such a super great chick flick

and Isla Fisher is a total hottie

duh

11/6/2009 6:28:32 PM

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