Sorry man

12/2/2009 12:00:42 PM

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"continue to let a person blow loads in you"

say it sexier

12/2/2009 12:01:35 PM

well as long as he's not blowing loads of shit into you...

12/2/2009 12:02:24 PM

facebook is for the birds

12/2/2009 12:02:44 PM

blowing loads in you. that shit is sexy....

12/2/2009 12:02:47 PM

Quote :

"i guess i just dont understand how you can have such an epic breakup that you cant remain some level of friends. i still regularly talk to most of my exes, and we get along well, even one or two i really dicked over. idk."

12/2/2009 12:05:39 PM

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"I took H8R off my friends list, cause girls kept asking who he was, and if I would introduce them."

haha

EMCE, can you introduce me?

12/2/2009 12:07:25 PM

You people are breaking up too amicably

Break ups should be as caustic and spiteful as possible

12/2/2009 12:07:39 PM

My current gf thinks it is really really weird that I am friends with all my ex gf's. She's convinced that every single one of them wants my nuts and is trying to get back together with me. This is despite the fact that one of them is married and the most of the others have boyfriends and live on the other side of the country.

12/2/2009 12:07:44 PM

The only ex controversial enough for it to even be an issue is still on my Facebook. I wouldn't have defriended her anyway, watching her over slowly spiral into an inevitable crash and burn is more entertaining than anything I could possibly do on Facebook.

12/2/2009 12:07:46 PM

^^^^o dag



[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:08 PM. Reason : carat]

12/2/2009 12:07:53 PM

I blocked my ex on my new feed so I wouldn't have to see every status update and what not. I told him he should do the same, but he probably didn't.

12/2/2009 12:08:24 PM

Dammit!

12/2/2009 12:09:32 PM

Did I seriously pretend to be gay with EMCE and then get ignored

This is a new low point for my TWW career

12/2/2009 12:10:05 PM

Quote :

"I really don't understand how "not getting it enough" has to do with premature ejaculation."

Quote :

"I guess you don't understand how dicks work then."

hahahaha

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:10 PM. Reason : e]

12/2/2009 12:10:15 PM

^^ haha that's awesome

12/2/2009 12:10:51 PM

^^^ lol

12/2/2009 12:11:45 PM

Hahahaha, sorry about that Mike...
I'm browsing from my cell phone.... shit gets looked over easily.


I can't wait till the Christmas break.





I literally spat out a bit of vegetable soup when I read that. Laughing. So. Hard.

I have fucking corn on my desk and monitor

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:17 PM. Reason : hh]

12/2/2009 12:14:10 PM

haha. i got a good laugh reading that ^ EMCE thanks

12/2/2009 12:18:08 PM

I'm facebook friends with EMCE, McDanger, H8R and several other exes just for poking. Sometimes I get lonely at night and need a good poke/orgy.

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 12:19:02 PM

12/2/2009 12:22:05 PM

continuous blown loads and shits not being given itt

lulz

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:22 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 12:22:06 PM

Quote :

"I guess you don't understand how dicks work then."

Current s.o. would beg to differ.

But for real, if someone has a legitimate case of premature ejaculation, I don't see how getting it more often would be the sole cure to his problem. Just because he would get it a lot doesn't mean a) they would be working on him lasting longer and b) he wouldn't stop masturbating as much (which iirc, can make it worse yes?)

Quote :

"5 minutes isn't premature ejaculation. That's just not giving a shit."

Less than 5. Reading comprehension ftw... Although, he didn't give a shit about a lot of things so that probably explains the whole him not doing anything about it for almost 3 years :\

Quote :

"I dont understand why someone would continue to let a person blow loads in you that doesn't give a shit"

I was in high school.. young and naive. The view has since changed, trust and believe

12/2/2009 12:23:30 PM

gah this is why the thread was originally posted in the lounge.. omarbadu

back on topic folks!

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:30 PM. Reason : newb dropn pwns]

12/2/2009 12:28:10 PM

O I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST TELL US WHAT TO DO

12/2/2009 12:29:28 PM

Quote :

"I'm facebook friends with EMCE, McDanger, H8R and several other exes just for poking. Sometimes I get lonely at night and need a good poke/orgy."

These stupid fuckers think we playin' when we say it

12/2/2009 12:30:44 PM

Quote :

"My last breakup was horrendous"

therefore, that would be a "no" for me.

12/2/2009 12:36:49 PM

my last ex won't add me on facebook. in fact she has me blocked even though we've been broken up for over 4 years and I'm married now. i would like to be friends with her. i'd like to stay up to date with what is going on in her life and see how she is doing. she was my best friend for a very long time.

12/2/2009 12:47:28 PM

I'm friends on FB with a few girls I've gotten involved with. One I never talk to but just like to see what she's up to...plus we have a lot of mutual friends. Another one is a fucking idiot and writes the most retarded stuff in her status, so I've hidden her status updates. And finally there was this one girl that after we stopped seeing each other decided we could still be FB friends but restricted my viewing of her profile to almost nothing. Which seemed retarded to me so I just unfriended her.

And then there are some others I'm FB friends with, but we never talk and then never really go on FB so it's inconsequential really.

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:55 PM. Reason : d]

12/2/2009 12:54:27 PM

I think it's always a good idea to try to be friends with you exes (online/IRL) if you can...unless, the breakup was just absolutely horrible or something, then yeah, I can see why you would not want to keep up with the person. With some of my exes, we are still in touch very often, but with others not so much...not because I hate them or anything. It's natural to be curious about your exes because after all, they were someone you once cared for very deeply.

12/2/2009 1:10:09 PM

hey let's turn this into a post your ex's fb profile picture thread

and go

12/2/2009 1:11:00 PM

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 1:13 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 1:12:27 PM

Why would some one night stands that never answer my drunk dialing calls keep me as MySpace friends?

12/2/2009 1:12:32 PM

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 1:13 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 1:14:48 PM

12/2/2009 1:15:43 PM

12/2/2009 1:15:57 PM

^, ^^ fucking awesome

12/2/2009 1:16:23 PM

12/2/2009 1:17:48 PM

almost posted my actual ex's photo but then looking that up got my ass in a sour mood

12/2/2009 1:18:47 PM

12/2/2009 1:18:54 PM

okay fine here it goes, sigh

12/2/2009 1:19:59 PM

12/2/2009 1:20:02 PM

12/2/2009 1:20:40 PM

is girl on the left's name Courtney

12/2/2009 1:21:11 PM

odag

12/2/2009 1:21:18 PM

^^ No. Lucy.

12/2/2009 1:22:26 PM

i am fb friends w/ a few SOs

i've never really had a bad breakup though

12/2/2009 1:23:13 PM

12/2/2009 1:23:32 PM

U DATED HAXCAT!?!?

12/2/2009 1:24:07 PM

We broke up bc I couldn't handle his sandpaper tongue.

12/2/2009 1:25:19 PM