but that defeats the purpose! you can't taste the broccoli!!!

she says there are TWO servings of broccoli in every brownie!

12/3/2009 12:21:38 PM

Why can't I just eat normal brownies and chase it with a vitamin pill instead?

12/3/2009 12:22:43 PM

well you can if you want to!

i thought it was a good way to get kids to eat broccoli

12/3/2009 12:27:52 PM

^ the only reason for it

as a kid i did eat brocli

12/3/2009 2:27:53 PM

this thread is retarded

a)i had to stifle a LOL from the mcdanger/ronny combo on page 1

b)ITS A FUCKING CAKE. ITS DESSERT. YOU SHOULD FUCKING EAT VEGETABLES AT DINNER OR EAT A SMALLER PIECE OF FUCKING CAKE IF YOURE WORRIED ABOUT "RATIOS" AND "SHITTY BATTER MIXES"

c)seriously, go fucking buy a baking cookbook. maybe then you'll stop buying betty crocker and crying into the internet tubes

12/3/2009 2:40:21 PM

^ I lol'd

Quote :

"overall, maybe it was healthy, maybe not, as the betty crocker mix is quite shitty "

Yeah I'm gonna go with your cake isn't healthy... Probably should stop putting up a. :\

12/3/2009 2:53:19 PM

Quote :

"this thread is retarded a)i had to stifle a LOL from the mcdanger/ronny combo on page 1 b)ITS A FUCKING CAKE. ITS DESSERT. YOU SHOULD FUCKING EAT VEGETABLES AT DINNER OR EAT A SMALLER PIECE OF FUCKING CAKE IF YOURE WORRIED ABOUT "RATIOS" AND "SHITTY BATTER MIXES" c)seriously, go fucking buy a baking cookbook. maybe then you'll stop buying betty crocker and crying into the internet tubes"

12/3/2009 2:58:11 PM

Quote :

"overall, maybe it was healthy, maybe not, as the betty crocker mix is quite shitty (50% sugar, white flour, tons of garbage, etc). i would pay someone to do a nutritional analysis of it, but i don't know anybody who could. however, with all the things i added, i boosted the fiber content by > 500%, decreased the sugar ratio by a lot, tripled the protein content, and of course, added tons of phytonutrients/antioxidants from cocoa, fruits/veggies, etc. "

I'm going to start buying a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, stick a carrot through the holes, sprinkle some cranberries and sage on top of it, and market it as a delicious healthy alternative to Krispy Kreme. I'll be sure to talk shit to all the people who insist there's a donut hidden somewhere in my concoction.

12/3/2009 4:19:32 PM

CAN'T YOU SEE THE BOLDING????

12/4/2009 12:08:03 AM

ttt

since people are arguing about it

12/5/2009 7:17:49 PM

idk how i'd feel about the herbs


...but i'm otherwise intrigued by the cake, might be better in a white/yellow cake instead of chocolate.

12/5/2009 7:32:22 PM

khcadwal

have you not grouted your backsplash?

12/5/2009 7:38:03 PM

let us all remember...

he's claimed to make gourmet food before

never forget...

12/5/2009 8:44:08 PM

anything is gourmet compared to the shit you eat.

i wish i could dig up that thread you made with a pic of your fridge.

12/5/2009 8:49:09 PM

eh, I don't think there was anything that crazy in there....

but, to help you prove your retarded point... I'll go find the picture

then you can tell me where exactly the fecal matter is in my fridge

12/5/2009 8:51:04 PM

damn, I guess you're right... I don't see any ingredients worthy to make it into your cake
maybe the pickles?

12/5/2009 8:54:05 PM

not much fresh produce in sight
deli meats
frozen meals
restaurant leftovers
tons of packaged shit all over the place
tons of condiments




thank god i grew up on good wholesome natural fresh food, and not packaged shit.

12/5/2009 8:59:31 PM

well, the bottom right drawer is almost completely full with produce
few frozen meals... not mine. g/f's lunch I guess
frozen veggies
leftover steamed rice
I don't see any deli meats... so I assume you mean the fresh meat and seafood in the drawer?
most of the "packages shit" are leftovers from cooking the week prior



as for the condiments, I mixed them all together, along with some chocolate, then made a cake

12/5/2009 9:05:07 PM

i hope you filtered that water before you made ice cubes.

12/5/2009 9:08:44 PM

i will allow it

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 9:11 PM. Reason : you should get your cholesterol and triglyceride levels checked]

12/5/2009 9:09:12 PM

I hope that Chinese takeout was made by a purebred Chinaman.

12/5/2009 9:09:53 PM

^^^ I actually make my ice cubes out of bottled water just to be safe

I don't live in this area (just close to it), and they say that it has been cleaned up... but... yeah...



http://www.health.state.ny.us/environmental/investigations/broome/phrp/appendd.htm


IBM (which has sense left the area) did a lot of illegal dumping long ago, causing a plume. Poisoned the soil, water, etc... a lot of people ended up getting cancer

12/5/2009 9:12:20 PM

am I the only one who likes 0EPII1's recipes?

I have all the Sneaky Chef cookbooks (http://www.thesneakychef.com) and I think that food tastes way better

plus it helps me get my boo to eat his veggies

12/5/2009 9:22:41 PM

^I think it's quite possible some of his recipes are really good, but he comes off as a total holier than thou douche in a lot of his posts

12/6/2009 3:03:27 AM

fucking terrible cake

10/24/2010 4:47:46 PM