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12/8/2009 10:43:10 AM

hey everyone. this is your reminder for 12/8.

12/8/2009 11:51:28 AM

So if the baby has an adult mind, and can communicate with the outside world because it's psychic, wouldn't it know that this kicking and shit it's doing be potentially very harmful to it's mother?

And since it does it anyway, doesn't that make it evil?

12/8/2009 3:15:23 PM

babies are capable of complex thought processes and telekinesis while in the womb, but kicking is a completely involuntary reaction.

12/8/2009 3:17:25 PM

So you're telling me that this vampire dude has been alive for like 200 years or whatever. During that time he has never once had sex. And even moreso, he decides that even though he is older and therefore probably wiser than most people we have ever met, he would like to marry a high school girl who is like 18 yrs old. High school kids irritate the hell out of me and I'm only 26.

12/8/2009 3:45:39 PM

Quote :

"even moreso, he decides that even though he is older and therefore probably wiser than most people we have ever met, he would like to marry a high school girl who is like 18 yrs old."

THIS

12/8/2009 3:46:48 PM

your reading comprehension skills are second to none, my good man

12/8/2009 3:46:54 PM

Shouldn't he fall for someone closer to his own age?

Like Bea Arthur?


Also, does he ever tell people to get off his lawn? Or yell at kids for playing loud music and driving too fast?

12/8/2009 3:56:48 PM

shut up. i don't think you "get it"

12/8/2009 5:18:30 PM

But.

If he didn't want to marry a high school girl, how could the high school girls reading it ever believe that they too are mature enough to marry a 200 year old vampire?

You know every high school girl thinks she's mature for her age.

12/8/2009 5:25:28 PM

you guys are reading too far into this. it's a series about pussies getting bit open. nothing else.

12/8/2009 5:28:00 PM

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12/8/2009 5:30:53 PM

Quote :

"he decides that even though he is older and therefore probably wiser than most people we have ever met, he would like to marry a high school girl who is like 18 yrs old. High school kids irritate the hell out of me and I'm only 26."

A very good point.

12/8/2009 5:40:50 PM

Didn't you watch the first one man, Bella's "different"

12/8/2009 6:01:27 PM

Yeah, she's the emoest girl in school!

12/8/2009 6:16:38 PM

thread of the week at least

12/8/2009 6:43:35 PM

^ you're sweet

12/8/2009 10:41:27 PM

We need some more Rat Soup art

12/8/2009 10:42:03 PM

in for more art work. also, i can't wait to see a movie where a werewolf falls in love with a baby.

12/8/2009 11:41:14 PM

damn you guys are putting me on the spot. what do you wanna see? i hope i can deliver.

12/8/2009 11:42:26 PM

I want to see the loving sexual embrace of a werewolf and baby.

12/8/2009 11:43:08 PM

k gimme a couple minutes. i gotta sketch it out first like i did with the picture on page 1

12/8/2009 11:47:14 PM

I want to see a Rat Soup rendering of HOOPS MALONE.

12/9/2009 12:00:46 AM

i'm sorry it took this long. i fucked up at one point and had to start over



as you can see, the baby is clearly oof the ampire persuasion because of its teeth. if you look on the left side of teh picture you will also notice "paynus," the penis constellation. most people don't know it exists, but they just don't know where to look.

[Edited on December 9, 2009 at 12:54 AM. Reason : .]

12/9/2009 12:51:11 AM

HAHAHHAHA

The penis constellation got me.

12/9/2009 1:33:58 AM

ahahaha

12/9/2009 1:59:21 AM

I feel like doing so somehow validates the existence of this horrible series, but I had to google this shit to see if the synopsis of the fourth book was true. Wiki phrases it differently, but makes no attempt to deny it.

12/9/2009 3:57:05 AM

hey guys it's your reminder for 12/9. ok c ya!

12/9/2009 2:03:28 PM

hey everyone. i'm having a pretty good day. hope you all are. just wanted to remind you all about this. no need to respond. thanks

- management

12/10/2009 5:33:57 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

and

12/10/2009 5:37:14 PM

that's not the girl like i said in that other thread

[Edited on December 10, 2009 at 5:38 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2009 5:38:14 PM

bttt

6/28/2010 10:10:00 PM

new twilight movie so you should all know that in the 4th book the vampire bites open the girls pussy to get at her baby

6/28/2010 10:14:18 PM

aha I had forgotten this gem

6/28/2010 10:19:40 PM

also the wolf boy becomes sexually attracted to a baby

6/28/2010 10:20:27 PM

11/10 bump ddk

6/28/2010 10:21:05 PM

I have something you can bump(sexually)

6/28/2010 10:22:08 PM

heyoooooooooooo!

6/28/2010 10:24:19 PM

I am going to see this movie.

6/28/2010 10:25:39 PM

i would break up with/divorce a girl in a movie theater during a twilight movie

6/28/2010 10:26:41 PM

I am glad you have your priorities straight.

6/28/2010 10:29:08 PM

i mean it's not really a priority. i'm just saying i'd do it. but i'm single right now, if you couldn't tell by the content of this thread.

6/28/2010 10:32:35 PM

we could tell

6/28/2010 10:34:51 PM

i don't know how i have never seen this thread...


but i just laughed like a hysterical ra-tard at the penis constellation

6/28/2010 10:45:52 PM

ok well it's not as bad now because i haven't spent considerable amounts of time drawing my interpretations of scenes from twilight in MS paint

6/28/2010 10:46:17 PM

maybe you should start back doing that

6/28/2010 10:49:10 PM

idk if i can channel the artistic muses like i did a couple months ago

6/28/2010 10:56:31 PM

if i show you a boob do you think you could come up with something?

6/28/2010 10:57:01 PM

k. depends on whose boob though.

[Edited on June 28, 2010 at 10:59 PM. Reason : boob]

6/28/2010 10:58:36 PM

if you get a picture for him touching your boobs and I don't i'm going to be super upset

6/28/2010 10:58:56 PM