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12/27/2009 1:23:01 AM

"future plans" is as redundant as "tuna fish"

12/27/2009 1:23:22 AM

im moving towards the first stage of my busness now. get ready everyone!

1/15/2010 3:58:43 PM

make my truck look like this

1/15/2010 6:27:29 PM

^Steal that girl while you're making your truck look like that

1/15/2010 7:17:05 PM

you havent been caught for all the girls you rape....i know you say they are you gf or willing but a gun to the head is still rape

1/15/2010 7:19:34 PM

- Probably not get myself killed at work.
- Make a career shift to a company that has an environment that worries about whether their employees will be killed at work, not making sure that more employees don't get killed after the first one gets killed doing activity X.
- Get my PE.
- Build an innovative, inexpensive "dream" house of sorts with the aid of my brother.
- Get involved with a diabetes foundation for community service/fundraiser activities.
- Reply in troll threads on tdub.
- Masturbate to pornography of teenagers dressing up like animals, wizards, robots, and/or Tron characters.
- Experience a midlife crisis where I purchase an overpriced and slow vehicle that markets towards my needs for personal satisfaction.
- Get a tour of some of the ridiculously awesome shit they are building in China these days.
- Die peacefully in my sleep, and not due to some lame diabetic complication.
- Bake a quiche.

1/15/2010 7:23:43 PM

-Successfully eject a baby from my uterus.
-Refrain from damaging that baby and having it resent me forever.
-Enroll in a PhD program for British literature.
-Complete said PhD program.
-Acquire a professorship at some college/university.
Or, barring that:
-Write a book on critical theory or the literary canon as it relates to high school English classes.

1/15/2010 7:31:38 PM

-Try to take my soul back from my company and start having a social life
-Keep working a shit ton of hours while others continue to do the bare minimum
-Fail at taking soul back but instead have massive heart attack from caring too much about the company being successful
-Die in middle of shop floor from massive heart attack at the age of 29
-Have corpse danced down aisle of funeral with wires from above, crawl into coffin, wave good bye to crowd, then shut coffin door.

1/15/2010 7:35:25 PM

I am just hoping to find a job. I've graduated from Wake Tech twice and NC State once. Now I need to go to work.

1/16/2010 12:16:35 AM

Gonna be hard finding a job if your prospective employeers check you out online with pictures of you dressed up as a black face elmo with a red penis.

1/16/2010 12:17:41 AM

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