^^^ Yes, I pride myself on my lack of brain/neck damage and lack of male ass grabbing on the field.

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1/11/2010 9:22:03 PM

is "put your face in the numbers" spearing?

is it?

...

^ why are you even commenting in this thread?

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1/11/2010 9:22:14 PM

spearing involves jumping and leading with your head, at least in high school.

I never left my feet

1/11/2010 9:23:52 PM

^^ It's fun to troll.

1/11/2010 9:24:48 PM

No. In fact, that's fairly common coaching. That's what blackdog is saying his coach taught, which I find perfectly believable. Always look at what you are hitting is also common coaching.

What I don't believe is his incorrect assertion that the best way to tackle a larger opponent is by going helmet to helmet, to which his reply was, "physics, read."

1/11/2010 9:26:08 PM

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"is "put your face in the numbers" spearing? is it? ... ^ why are you even commenting in this thread? "

No. THe whole point of facemask to the numbers is to get you to keep your head up so your neck doesn't get compressed and destroyed when you lead with the top of your helmet like BlackDumbDog most likely did because he weighed a buck o' five in high school.

1/11/2010 9:26:18 PM

yeah... you don't hit helmet to helmet

1/11/2010 9:27:01 PM

I'm also impressed that he was a a 140 lbs. all conference outside linebacker and most outstanding defensive player.

1/11/2010 9:27:37 PM

^^^ no dumb ass, head up still leaves you at risk for whiplash.




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1/11/2010 9:28:08 PM

140 is small

did you go to a really small school?

1/11/2010 9:29:49 PM

Yeah no shit, our all star linebacker was 190 as a ninth grader and probably 220 or 230 as a sr. Played every snap on defense for four years as far as I can remember. The kid was benching 315 as a freshman and squating 500+ as a sr. Unfortunately, he was a just a little too short and a little too slow to play D1 at a big school. He ended up sperminating his high school sweet heart and I think now manages an Advance Auto Parts or something.


http://www.salisburypost.com/october99/100699i.htm

David Teal was our boy.

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1/11/2010 9:30:09 PM

We were 2A

My lifting maxes Sr year were:

Squat: 450lbs
Bench: 295lbs
Power Clean: 300lbs
Jerk Press: 300lbs

you add all these up and divide by your body weight and you get at a "Power Rating" my power rating was the 2nd highest in 30 years of my high school.

1/11/2010 9:32:42 PM

Not at 140 fucking pounds you lying fuck, not some scrub ass video game playing white kid from the burbs.

1/11/2010 9:34:14 PM

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"is there an age when they are held responsibly... you can't expect a 3 year old to be able to read and follow directions "

If he was in high school, that means he had some form of reading comprehension, a level high enough where I believe he could understand that label. And if not, he could ask someone to explain it to him. That label isn't rocket science and I can't see any high schooler (excluding those with mental disabilities), not understanding what the hell that means, unless they are ghetto. Then they need to die anyways and GTFO of our genepool.

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1/11/2010 9:35:06 PM

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"Not at 140 fucking pounds you lying fuck, not some scrub ass video game playing white kid from the burbs."

I have plenty of proof, just look in my photo gallery

1/11/2010 9:35:51 PM

What is your name and what high school? Surely a google search will reveal your defensive mvp and all conference status.

1/11/2010 9:37:42 PM

CHECK OUT MY BOD, HOLMES

1/11/2010 9:38:26 PM

you can be scrawny but strong, man

and 2A is a small school so

he probably played against mainly white kids...

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1/11/2010 9:38:28 PM

do you also want my social?

this thread has moved from suing to proving weight lifting? give me a break

btw, if you're really interested in who I played look up 2004 Midwest 2A Conference.





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1/11/2010 9:39:44 PM

Need a break?

1/11/2010 9:41:56 PM

Quote :

"We were 2A My lifting maxes Sr year were: Squat: 450lbs Bench: 295lbs Power Clean: 300lbs Jerk Press: 300lbs"

no high school football player ever used the 2.5 pound plates. I'm thinking all those times you put your face in the numbers and got bowled over by the other team's running back resulted in you suffering memory loss in addition to neck pain.

1/11/2010 9:41:59 PM

would you like to see the fucking "Greatest Lifter Board" from my high school? Even though you don't know my real name...

1/11/2010 9:44:08 PM

you really maxed at 295 at 140 pounds?

really?

are you lying just a bit? is that a fake max with your buddy "just touching the bar a bit... just a tad..."

btw... I believe nearly all of what you're saying

except maybe the max numbers... people fib a little

[Edited on January 11, 2010 at 9:44 PM. Reason : .]

1/11/2010 9:44:37 PM

no I'm not lying and I have proof, but that involves revealing my identity so you'll just have to take my word for it or don't believe me. Either way I don't care.

1/11/2010 9:45:19 PM

I call shenanigans. The world record for the clean and jerk for the 64kg weight class (141 lbs.) is 187.5 kg or 413 lbs. I don't think you can even sniff 300 lbs. in the power clean, and you sure as shit couldn't press it.

1/11/2010 9:46:19 PM

I believe the 450lb squat, based on the fact that high school kids do those little quarter rep bullshit squats. the rest sounds like garbage.

1/11/2010 9:46:53 PM

clean 295

like, off the bar... to your chest and then back up

by yourself?

...

btw... I can't even work out with the bar to my chest... because I don't want to do pussy amounts of weight and I will fuck up my shit if I go "all the way" down

...

I should just go down in weight...

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1/11/2010 9:47:33 PM

1/11/2010 9:47:55 PM

You want to sue your past self for not reading the helmet?

1/11/2010 9:48:51 PM

^ where past that dude

keep the fuck up

1/11/2010 9:49:07 PM

Power Clean is from the floor to your shoulders and Jerk is from your shoulders to above your head (with spotters).

I always find this funny when people do not believe what I could lift, it's actually a compliment (so keep them coming)

btw, we squatted with electronic devices that beeped when level, so there was no cheating.

1/11/2010 9:49:10 PM

^^ LOL

1/11/2010 9:49:53 PM

yeah sure man

more power too you

I mean, I believe you... why not?

1/11/2010 9:50:05 PM

Quote :

"The world record for the clean and jerk for the 64kg weight class (141 lbs.) is 187.5 kg or 413 lbs"

not to mention that the records in that weight class are usually set by 4'-3" Chinese hercules who have been lifting as their government sponsored career for 20 years.

1/11/2010 9:50:33 PM

If that's true then you as strong as the world's strongest 120 lbs. powerlifter, who only clean and jerked about 340.

1/11/2010 9:51:48 PM

^^ are you another non-sport playing nerd...

we all know some super strong small motherfuckers

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1/11/2010 9:52:34 PM

the key thing is in the past, I used to lift, not now.




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1/11/2010 9:52:43 PM

so you chose to play football, an inherently physically demanding sport, and now you’re bitching about neckpain?

If you were going to be such a pansy, you could have always tried out for the Chutes ’n’ Ladders team.

1/11/2010 9:54:19 PM

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"^ where past that dude keep the fuck up "

-nastoute

1/11/2010 9:54:59 PM

^^ The pain came 3 years after football jackass, how the fuck was I supposed to know.

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1/11/2010 9:55:13 PM

Nope, played sports my whole life, including through high school. I'm just not buying his bullshit because I've never seen anyone, in my entire fucking life power clean 300 lbs. in person. Hell, the strongest little guy I ever saw in high school or college was our multiple time state champion 104 lbs. wrestler, Nick Gates, who actually could bench over 300, but I'm not buying this dudes story. Power cleaning that kind of weight requires a stupid amount of both strength and technique, not too mention the press part.

1/11/2010 9:55:29 PM

Thank you for the compliment, next please.

1/11/2010 9:56:17 PM

my dick is like 10 feet long

1/11/2010 9:56:18 PM

Quote :

"^^ are you another non-sport playing nerd... we all know some super strong small motherfuckers"

I played football, wrestling, and track in high school. I wrestled club in college until I got sick with mono. I'm calling him out because I know the numbers are bullshit and the story about him being an all-star linebacker at 140lbs sounds even dumber.

1/11/2010 9:56:23 PM

do you want pictures of the plaques?

1/11/2010 9:57:07 PM

sure.

1/11/2010 9:58:14 PM

The plaque I won for NC State Mathematics Competitions were $10 a piece. (They still had the price sticker on the bottom when they gave them away) Anyone can buy a plaque.


Just saying.

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1/11/2010 9:58:31 PM

http://www.loglift.org/history/

1/11/2010 9:59:26 PM

do you want pictures of my dick ?

my ten foot long dick ?

1/11/2010 9:59:39 PM

yeah, I'm starting to wonder about the plaque thing. I made all-conference in wrestling my senior year and didn't get a plaque. However, I got a plaque for being the best offensive lineman one year. I guess it all depends on what the school felt like spending money on.

also, I was thinking he meant he had plaques showing his lifting accomplishments. I wanted to see those just to laugh at the shit people hold onto from high school.

1/11/2010 10:01:24 PM