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2/1/2010 1:57:09 AM

My favorite thing about this is the sound editing. With the cutting off ends of words. "The best part of waakin' up, is ACID IN YOUR CUUUUU-"

2/1/2010 1:57:38 AM

I like science fiction/fantasy story telling but Star Wars was simply a set of stories I could never really get in to. And these video reviews mostly why. The following is so great and yet so rigidly stupid.

Like Avatar, there is nothing great about the Star Wars franchise other than the visual effects being "kinda a big deal" when they were released.

And you can toss those Star Trek idiots in this boat too except they never had a budget that was even close in scale. Star Trek is Star Wars Lite as far as I am concerned. You people with your... AHHHH! I don't even have words for how much I hate you people that so fiercely debate and review tv shows and movies from the fucking 60s and 70s.

2/1/2010 9:43:09 AM

You're joking, right?

Say what you want about the prequel trilogies, the first three had solid story structure and compelling character arcs... it's cinematic magic, dude.

As far as Trek goes, watch the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th movies. That's a hell of a great story. The rest, to me, is sorta ~, but I'll defend Trek as far as there being some great characters driving the plots and subplots.

2/1/2010 9:58:06 AM

the getting the girl part with charlie hugging willy wonka is gold

2/1/2010 9:59:00 AM

space obama

2/1/2010 11:24:28 AM

i wonder if someone has re-written it by now....

2/1/2010 1:43:17 PM

for whoever (Sweden?) was asking about whether or not they should watch episodes I-III...

you shouldn't put the three in a a group.

Star Wars III was one of the best episodes out of the entire franchise.

Star Wars I was hands down the worst. i wasn't real impressed with II, take it or leave it.

but you should definitely watch III.

2/1/2010 5:25:39 PM

I think III is definitely worth watching, but it's not better than any of the original films.

Order of quality is: V, IV, VI, III, II/I (equally terrible)

2/1/2010 5:28:24 PM

III is disqualified because of the choke a bitch-anakin scream combination. Theater busted out laughing at the fucking climax of the movie. That's how you know its bad.

Seriously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBUsBuLNlvU

How can you not bust out laughing while watching that? It's so fucking bad

2/1/2010 9:13:14 PM

YOUWLL NAHT TAKE HERH FRAHM MEH

2/1/2010 9:24:56 PM

Quote :

"the getting the girl part with charlie hugging willy wonka is gold"

2/1/2010 10:08:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX4U0ZiiAic

better ver

2/1/2010 10:41:23 PM

I loved this. I also ate pizza rolls like 30 mins before watching. I haven't had pizza rolls in a long time either.

2/2/2010 10:44:45 AM

I always cracked up at

Quote :

"only the Sith deal in absolutes"

because that strikes me as an absolute.

2/2/2010 10:44:56 AM

I just watched this entire thing. Fucking hilarious.

It also reminded me both why I enjoy the original trilogy so much and why I hated the prequels (which I haven't watched since they came out in theaters and have no desire to).

2/2/2010 3:53:08 PM

^^ how about:

Quote :

"mostly, it's the sith who deal in absolutes; although sometimes some other guys do it, too."

and, vinylbandit's order is right, except III needs to come before VI. VI kind of sucked. i mean, wtf with the teddy bears? lame.

2/2/2010 4:09:04 PM

"The sith mostly deal in absolutes, mostly."

2/2/2010 4:12:21 PM

THE SEQUEL

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA

4/4/2010 10:46:10 AM

FUCKING EP 2 and 3 are the suck. Cheesy unintriguing dialog bullshit.

^ glad he agrees

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 11:54 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 11:52:12 AM

Fuck. There goes my Sunday.

4/4/2010 2:30:54 PM

Whats the music playing at the very end of the last video for each review series?

4/4/2010 6:41:26 PM

pretty funny, liked the relationship analysis

4/4/2010 7:36:33 PM

EDWARDS STYLE BABY!

4/5/2010 1:42:33 PM

shit man, i really did need to get work done today.

i've never watched anything this long on youtube, but damn. i can tell i will finish this.

4/5/2010 2:03:18 PM

Part 1 put back up after being down a few days due to copyright claims.

4/7/2010 12:26:53 AM

I really enjoyed the first two. need to find time to watch the rest of these reviews

4/7/2010 12:30:16 AM

These reviews are so fantastic.

I cant wait until a real director gets the rights to the franchise to make the next trilogy.

4/14/2010 10:15:54 PM

^1,2,3 again or 7,8,9?

I also heard once that he started on "A New Hope" because the technology did not exist to tell the story of 1/2/3. This would imply that he was working on their story before 4/5/6 were even composed. If that's the case why the insanely complex story line paired up with stupidly simple characters? Didn't he have WAY more time to think and get it right? Didn't he pull them out of his desk and flip through them every 2-3 years?

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 10:36 PM. Reason : a]

4/14/2010 10:34:39 PM

lolol

4/15/2010 12:48:24 AM

^^He did 4 5 and 6 first so the fucking vader father twist would be effective...

1,2,3 were obviously written later.

4/15/2010 2:05:02 AM

4/15/2010 4:27:34 AM

I want to See 7,8,9. There is such a built up universe out there.

4/18/2010 10:22:52 PM

For episode III, all Lucas had to do was try. That's it. Fuck George Lucas.

4/18/2010 10:25:06 PM

The Dark Knight is to the Batman series as

The NextDirectorWhoGetsTheRightsToTheFranchise is to Star Wars.

I hope I am alive to see this film.

Give me dark. Give me real Jedi with morality turmoil. Give me something to sink my god damn teeth into.

4/18/2010 10:29:17 PM

^+1

4/18/2010 11:41:58 PM

they should hand it over to Rick Berman and Brannon Braga

4/19/2010 12:21:41 AM

this is really good.

hahahahah
"in fact this is so genius, i am sure that george lucas had nothing to do with it"

update 2: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 12:50 AM. Reason : HAHAHAHAHA]

4/19/2010 12:37:06 AM

Quote :

"1,2,3 again or 7,8,9?"

I'd settle for a full reboot, by a completely different creative group of course.

Just pull a KotOR and have it in an entirely different time line/story arch. I felt that one of the many things that brought down episodes 1, 2, & 3 was that the same 8 people in a galaxy of trillions kept running into each other over and over again. I don't want to see forced appearances by Chewbacca or Boba Fett or any of their kids or cousins. I know they're popular characters and are a quick way to win fan support for a fledgling movie series but that garbage won't be necessary if you actually come up with a compelling story.

4/19/2010 9:35:37 AM

you clearly didn't watch those videos, b/c if you had you would realize the problem is that george lucas doesn't know how to write/direct a film.

4/19/2010 9:55:19 AM

Same script done by the angry nintendo nerd would have been better but it's still pretty funny.

4/19/2010 12:24:29 PM

http://www.redlettermedia.com/

Episode III review is up. For some reason it's not on Youtube.

1/11/2011 10:56:28 AM

Its all the little aside quips that are killing me. I was rolling when he talked about his ex-wife and said William Shakesman in pt 2

1/11/2011 12:09:33 PM

hhahaha oh man this is some funny shit

1/11/2011 12:58:19 PM

I <3 Red Letter Media

1/11/2011 1:43:33 PM

Mmmm, yes. My topics, add to them I will.

1/11/2011 1:51:53 PM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=603309 but I guess this one is a little more descriptive to people who haven't seen them.

Watched the first 2 so far, awesome.

1/11/2011 3:54:06 PM

This thread has been around a lot longer than that garbage thread you posted.

1/11/2011 4:24:27 PM

Every thread in chit chat is a garbage thread

1/11/2011 4:28:08 PM

this one isn't. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the star wars reviews.

1/11/2011 4:42:11 PM