hell if I know...

1/18/2010 12:53:03 PM

L
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NO

1/18/2010 12:54:31 PM

What do you get when you mix and elephant and a rhino?

Elephrhino!

1/18/2010 12:55:16 PM

there's no r

if there's an r, it makes no sense

1/18/2010 1:00:03 PM

^

1/18/2010 1:00:21 PM

^^

1/18/2010 1:00:48 PM

You know what? Everytime my friends and I said it we the the R in there....we also went around asking each other if we knew what it was liked to be fucked in the ass by an elephant.

1/18/2010 1:01:51 PM

Quote :

"We don't exchange gifts on V-day, thank goodness."

1/18/2010 1:16:37 PM

a couple blowjobs and make some buttsex (but only if he got me something good)

1/18/2010 2:09:26 PM

I have no idea

I also have no money

so I don't know

1/18/2010 3:14:46 PM

Quote :

"a couple blowjobs and make some buttsex (but only if he got me something good)"

my kind of girl

1/18/2010 3:15:32 PM

we're supposed to do gifts for Valentine's Day??


FUCK THAT

I'll cook her dinner and she'll like it

1/18/2010 3:16:48 PM

if I got a home-cooked meal (with salad/vegetables) and a total body rub (for about an hour, with no complaining), I would be in HEAVEN

and I would make the 14th of every month (besides February and November - my bday) steak and blow job day

1/18/2010 3:19:18 PM

shit i would do it.

1/18/2010 3:22:05 PM

i dont think you understand how tall she is

1/18/2010 3:23:56 PM

doesnt matter, i would seriously do it...

1/18/2010 3:24:37 PM

Quote :

"total body rub"

full release?

1/18/2010 3:25:43 PM

Quote :

"no complaining"

I'm out.

1/18/2010 3:25:59 PM

im just sayin

you might need some rappelling gear

1/18/2010 3:26:42 PM

i need a SO

1/18/2010 3:28:17 PM

total body rub, full release. im in. ive done alot more than that for a steak and a bj before.

1/18/2010 3:30:55 PM

a deep dickin' and a tongue lashing.

1/18/2010 3:32:50 PM

The bj situation should be a daily thing, if you work it out right.

1/18/2010 3:33:35 PM

she doesnt mention anything about a relationship or daily activities with her. she just said if someone gave her a meal and a rub she would dedicate 10 days out of the year to a steak and a bj. seems the other 354 days you would be free to do as you please.

1/18/2010 3:35:57 PM

fortunately the only person i know who hates valentine's day more than i do is my SO, so i doubt we'll be doing much out of the ordinary

which makes me

1/18/2010 3:40:40 PM

Too bad, I already PMed her.

1/18/2010 3:40:49 PM

hi friends! i have a $10 gift card code for 1800flowers.com PM me if you would like it to buy your lovely lady some flowers for v-day!

1/19/2010 5:28:31 PM

getting close

2/8/2010 8:36:49 AM

making him filet mignon with a balsamic glaze, parmasean crusted asparagus, and honey potatoes


... if he'll even be here. >.>

2/8/2010 8:45:17 AM

Goddamn. If he won't be there, I will be.



And that's both a threat and a promise.

2/8/2010 8:58:03 AM

asparagus is gross.

everything else sounds good though.

I don't think we're doing anything special, have a friend's birthday on 2/13 that we're having a party for so will probably just do dinner on Sunday night. Going to make my homemade pizza.

2/8/2010 8:59:28 AM

yeah I guess the asparagus is more for me because he doesn't like it... but I figured I can make some corn with butter and he will be happy

2/8/2010 9:00:32 AM

I'm off the hook

Little Miss Cocktail Waitress and Slave are no more


On the subject, anyone wanna go on a romantic hot air balloon ride with me next Sunday?

2/8/2010 9:21:58 AM

Michael Buble tix

2/8/2010 9:23:46 AM

it's epic, but wont happen until april.

nor is it in any way really a vday present.

but it got me out of having to participate.

[Edited on February 8, 2010 at 9:29 AM. Reason : ew]

2/8/2010 9:28:49 AM

Samwise16 hook it up with this honey potatoes recipe.

Immediately.

2/8/2010 9:47:19 AM

I haven't tried them yet but they have a good rating

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Honey-Roasted-Red-Potatoes/Detail.aspx#

and I'm also making these:



http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Sweetheart-Cupcakes/Detail.aspx


<3 allrecipes.com

2/8/2010 9:51:59 AM

dozen roses, godiva chocolates... and maaaybe dinner

2/8/2010 9:53:57 AM

^^ oh those look yummy. i may make those just for the hell of it

2/8/2010 9:55:05 AM

Some chipotle seasoning would go well with those honey potatoes, sweet and spicy.

Last year my gf made a heart shaped-cake with her new kitchen-aid, it was pretty awesome. We might have to get those cupcakes this year.

2/8/2010 9:57:09 AM

I'm going out of town and will bringing home a couch as an offering.

We don't give a what about Valentine's Day.

2/8/2010 9:58:27 AM

Probably cook her an organic dinner with some fine chocolates from Fresh Market as dessert.

2/8/2010 10:05:33 AM

LOLZ no SO



but i'm a hopeless romantic in case any of you cunts wanna holler before Valentimes

2/8/2010 10:09:29 AM

A COCK SAMMICH

2/8/2010 10:10:46 AM

Quote :

"<3 allrecipes.com"

2/8/2010 10:11:47 AM

AND A MILKSHAKE

2/8/2010 10:12:26 AM

i drink your milkshake?

2/8/2010 10:14:45 AM

Quote :

"but i'm a hopeless romantic in case any of you cunts wanna holler before Valentimes"

omg *swoon*

2/8/2010 10:18:15 AM

prolly just cooking a meal at home and saving that dough for our honeymoon at the end of the month.

2/8/2010 10:20:01 AM

haha

sam, it's hard to ignore my charm, but i ain't no homewrecker, so you cant have ANY OF THIS

2/8/2010 10:21:49 AM