before

hahaha i read the issue of people w/ this story on the plane to asia

i had a lot of time to contemplate. after reading the article, thinking, and polling fellow travelers, i can confidently say i think she looked better BEFORE!

1/20/2010 8:55:52 AM

her boobs definitely looked better before...not a fan of obviously fake boobies

1/20/2010 9:02:40 AM

^ boobs she had before were fake too.

1/20/2010 9:03:29 AM

hair looked better before

1/20/2010 9:03:52 AM

v1 > v2 > v3

cute & natural > fake plastic

[Edited on January 20, 2010 at 9:10 AM. Reason : ]

1/20/2010 9:04:41 AM

Maybe now she'll actually do a nude pictorial in Playboy.

1/20/2010 9:04:47 AM

Quote :

"Looks like a wax figure of Faith Hill"

I thought she looked like someone but I couldn't think of who.

Agreed that she was way hotter before.

This is all Spencer's doing. He needs to die.

1/20/2010 9:08:23 AM

Way hotter now

I wish more women would get surgery

Why not improve yourself if you have the means?

1/20/2010 9:09:05 AM

v3's boobs should be on v2's everything else

1/20/2010 9:37:28 AM

Quote :

"and now she looks 10 years older and like a soap actress"

1/20/2010 10:43:35 AM

more like Haiti montag


gross looking bitch

1/20/2010 10:47:29 AM

Bitches sooo crazy.

1/20/2010 10:51:03 AM

Version 1 was pretty damn cute. Version 2 was smoking hot. Version 3 is way too much. She kinda fucked up.

1/20/2010 10:52:11 AM

This article is an interesting read: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34945195/ns/entertainment-access_hollywood/

Quote :

"“How incredible … we (are) blessed to even have this surgery that we have. We’re so advanced. If Cleopatra were alive now, I’m sure she’d have triple D’s … there’s always been a struggle between pain and beauty. I feel like since the beginning of time.”"

Quote :

"“I wanted them to be larger originally, but this is all that could fit into my body. So, I kept saying like a crazy person for eight weeks, saying I want them bigger I want them bigger. I think I’m good with them now. … They’re triple Ds or Fs pretty much, I wanted ‘H’ for Heidi but that didn’t really happen that way.”"

And yes, she's planning to do Playboy again.

1/20/2010 10:59:17 AM

she does look like wax

1/20/2010 11:03:51 AM

Dear god please PLEASE do hardcore porno.

I would take a week off work for this and fap myself silly.

1/20/2010 11:04:25 AM

Quote :

"They’re triple Ds or Fs pretty much"

I really want to see that Playboy.

1/20/2010 11:12:25 AM

Quote :

"more like Haiti montag gross looking bitch"

I admit I lolled.

1/20/2010 11:14:20 AM

Quote :

"This article is an interesting read: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34945195/ns/entertainment-access_hollywood/"

I watched that video

1. Holy fucking eyeliner
2. Not everyone wants triple D's
3. It looks like she's constantly pushing out her lips now that she's had so much shit injected into them


I actually feel bad for her... Girl has self-esteem issues like whoa.

1/20/2010 11:23:12 AM

Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

1/27/2010 12:55:15 AM

i'd have to see before and after nudes to make an honest comment on this subject matter.

1/27/2010 12:55:53 AM

i love it when tits are no longer affected by gravity in either standard or inverted position

1/27/2010 12:56:22 AM

Quote :

"And yes, she's planning to do Playboy again."

She did Playboy already?

1/27/2010 12:57:33 AM

not nude

cheater

1/27/2010 12:59:16 AM

i'd bone that bag o' silicone

1/27/2010 1:08:18 AM

I would if she spread it for me, but in a real world scenario I doubt that I would be able to put up with her BS long enough to get there.

1/27/2010 1:09:50 AM

her first spread doesn't even count, and i'm sure any subsequent spreads won't either because by the time she finally shows anything (which i assume she'll wait until at least the 4th or 5th spread) she'll be her own Madame Tussaud's wax statue.

1/27/2010 1:11:59 AM

Oh shit, she's a 9/11 Truther. I definitely couldn't put up with her long enough.

1/27/2010 1:13:57 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/08/12/heidi-montag-spencer-pratt?test=faces

4/12/2010 1:58:45 PM

regardless of what you think about her boobs and face, we can all agree that she has one damn fine tummy

God, I would eat off that delicious piece of flesh

4/12/2010 2:23:12 PM

http://thesuperficial.com/fastsearch?tag=heidi%20montag

just a selection:
















































[Edited on April 12, 2010 at 5:58 PM. Reason : ]

4/12/2010 5:48:16 PM

do not want

4/12/2010 7:28:40 PM

this thread would become NSFW if I started describing the things in my head right now

4/12/2010 7:33:27 PM

Quote :

"AM I SMILING? THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE ME SMILING."

4/12/2010 7:38:34 PM

So sad. A hop, skip, and an injection away from porn.

4/12/2010 7:42:37 PM

I don't understand.

She looks like every blonde Playboy bunny from the last 15 years.

3/10. Sure, I'd gawk at her tits in public, but that doesn't differentiate her from any other slag.

4/12/2010 7:54:17 PM

Her expressions are cold and emotionless. Except for the ones where she looks pissed off.

lol

4/12/2010 7:57:50 PM

i still don't understand why she got liposuction. she was thin/in good shape before.

4/12/2010 7:58:43 PM

I keep waiting for her to admit the past few years of her life have been one big display of performance art.

If this shit wasn't for real, it would be brilliant.

4/12/2010 8:07:27 PM

Her new face terrifies me. Also her giant knockers.

4/12/2010 9:55:40 PM

product placement

4/12/2010 10:28:52 PM

her boobs are shiny

4/12/2010 10:31:26 PM

her boobs look much better when they're under wraps

when she's bursting out of a bikini its not interesting

i think her body looks great (boobs are too big and static) but her face looks shiny and plastic for sure. and yes, it would be brilliant if this whole thing was fake

4/12/2010 10:36:01 PM

That's neat, but who the fuck is Heidi Monday?

4/12/2010 10:38:43 PM

LOL in the closeup pool pictures you can see people taking pictures of her and then there are nasty dudes checking their cameras to make sure it came out, lol

4/12/2010 10:42:08 PM

^^For reals, I would love to go up to her and be like, you are one of the hottest strippers I have ever seen.

[Edited on April 12, 2010 at 10:42 PM. Reason : ^^]

4/12/2010 10:42:08 PM

I love big fake tits.

4/12/2010 10:44:52 PM

I agree with those that say, "They took a pretty 23 year old girl and turned her into a used 40 year old woman."

4/12/2010 10:55:25 PM

so pretty. so plastic

4/13/2010 12:41:54 AM

Hi, Ken!!

I'm a Barbie girl,
in the Barbie world..
Life in plastic,
it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair,
undress me everywhere!
Imagination,
life is your creation!

(C'mon Barbie, let's go party)

4/13/2010 8:07:48 AM