Quote :

"As if people should defer to their 'specialized knowledge' that literally anybody with a decent high-school/college education could pick up in their spare time (see: Kris who owns you guys daily)."

McDanger

message_topic.aspx?topic=595066&page=17

Quote :

"I can't set up a private business on public property."

Kris

message_topic.aspx?topic=483963&page=4

Quote :

"^ Sweet Jesus. Have you ever heard of Centennial Campus at North Carolina State University? Hell, even hot dog vendors often operate on public property."

hooksaw

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LOL!

8/25/2010 4:40:46 PM

Oh taking a quote out of context! Why don't you reply in the thread?

But here's one of my favorites:

Quote :

"Americans can't be racist because they picked an Arab woman to be Miss America"

hooksaw

8/25/2010 5:10:37 PM

^ So you paraphrase and call it a quotation? Do you even know the difference?

Talk about taking things out of context. Mine was one point among a group of several; yours, even though it was in a list, was a clear stand-alone and clearly wrong statement.

[Edited on August 25, 2010 at 5:26 PM. Reason : BTW, it's Miss USA. But you're not very good with facts, are you?]

8/25/2010 5:24:28 PM

Quote :

"Do you even know the difference?"

Do I give a shit faggot?

It's stupid as hell and it's funny.

8/25/2010 5:57:03 PM

^ Nobody cares. You were wrong and you know it.

8/25/2010 6:22:47 PM

I remember years ago when the Quotes thread was people posting funny things and not all this bullshit. There's only about three quotes in this thread that contain actual humor and not just something that the poster disagrees with.

8/25/2010 6:32:33 PM

^ Pining away for the "old days," Grumpy?

8/25/2010 6:40:50 PM

Quote :

"BTW, it's Miss USA. But you're not very good with facts, are you?"

OMG, HUGE FUCKING DIFFERENCE

8/25/2010 6:56:23 PM

^ Actually, yes, there is.

COKE AND PEPSI ARE THE SAME THING, DUMMYHEAD HOOKSAW! MUST SHIFT FOCUS TO BEAUTY QUEEN! RAWR!!!1

8/26/2010 2:17:56 PM

^^^^

8/26/2010 10:37:14 PM

How much of a pedantic turd do you have to be to get pissy about someone confusing Miss America for Miss USA? The only time anyone care about either one of them is when nudie pictures surface. It's not like your dick cares about any differences between the two.

I agree with Grumpy. This thread, when it was apolitical and full of one lines, was good. Then is morphed into people copying their own posts into it and now it is just another chance to take potshots at posters who post something you disagree with.

8/27/2010 12:34:08 PM

Hows this?







[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM. Reason : or does it lack the required funny]

8/27/2010 12:41:22 PM

No, it's hilarious.

AHAHAHAHA

8/27/2010 1:10:16 PM

On Obama's speech about ending combat missions in Iraq:

Quote :

"eleusis: Bush threw a boat party for this years ago."

9/1/2010 1:01:11 AM

so i haven't really read this thread before, but this made me lol

Quote :

"I've always wondered if some of my better lines have gone unappreciated, because I pretty much never see myself quoted in here..."

-theduke866

9/3/2010 12:55:24 AM

Kurtis636:

Quote :

"That'd be like if you passed out gasoline to half the kids, matches to the other half, told them not to use either and then just hoped for the best."

9/3/2010 11:21:25 PM

merbig

Quote :

"Again, the Constitution isn't the end-all-be-all in defining what should be allowed or not allowed by the government."

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=599179&page=1#14284254

9/16/2010 6:37:25 PM

^ LOL!

9/16/2010 6:52:28 PM

aaronburro:

Quote :

"I am madly in love with my dog."

9/18/2010 1:07:13 AM

There is nothing funny about that shit. I love my dogs way more than I love most people. Admittedly I hate people with a passion but you get my drift.

9/18/2010 4:42:40 AM

I notice you said love, rather than "in love"

I also notice you didn't follow it up with "why can't I marry my dog?"

9/18/2010 4:45:25 AM

I probably would, but the sex would be mundane (seriously, you always want doggy style?) and in general I won't date a woman who can't feed themselves.

9/18/2010 4:56:14 AM

^^^^^^ On one hand, you're a fucking moron if you think that.

On the other hand, the Constitution is de facto borderline useless and irrelevant.


...but I don't want to hear any fucking whining about constitutionality when you don't agree with something if you aren't in the camp who believes that the Constitution is the ironclad law of the land.

9/18/2010 6:09:20 PM

Quote :

"I could see Obama getting challenged in the primary."

d357r0y3r

11/2/2010 2:00:22 PM

...

Quote :

"I don't expect it to happen"

d357r0y3r

11/2/2010 2:03:24 PM

Because acknowledging one possible scenario is the same as expecting it to happen. Did you go to college?

11/2/2010 2:45:41 PM

It's an easy inference to make, it's not like you were simply enumerating all of the possible scenarios.

11/2/2010 2:48:47 PM

I could see monkeys flying out of my ass.

11/2/2010 2:59:22 PM

JCASHFAN

Quote :

"Thats cool. I chose to ignore the Christian history of it and practice it however I goddamn well please. As for me, I'll focus on the borrowed European pagan traditions and discard the Jesus blather."

Merry Christmas, Everyone!!

12/25/2010 1:00:20 AM

Sigh...every year the thread gets worse.

I'll be uncharacteristically optimistic and hope for better next year.

12/25/2010 1:29:44 AM

^ Try contributing then.

12/25/2010 11:20:04 AM

What is this thread? People being petty as shit by grabbing "gotcha" quotes out of context. If I took every statement made in TSB that displayed ignorance, immaturity, or disrespect for human life and liberty, we'd be on page 50 by now.

12/25/2010 11:34:59 AM

Quote :

"GrumpyGOP: I remember years ago when the Quotes thread was people posting funny things and not all this bullshit. There's only about three quotes in this thread that contain actual humor and not just something that the poster disagrees with."

In fairness, years ago TSBers had more fun talking shit to each other (at least it seemed that way)

e.g. Soap Box Quotes - 2005 

12/25/2010 11:41:22 PM

aaronburro:

Quote :

"Why should I have to prove to you what is common fucking knowledge. That there were many charities that helped the poor before SS an welfare is common fucking knowledge. It's not my job to teach you history."

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=599179&page=1

And these two quotes go together:

aaronburro:

Quote :

"You can be guaranteed that were the founding fathers to write that document today, they would have left that clause out (General Welfare Clause)."

Quote :

"i'm not blasting all of them. just the one that ignored the document he helped write for political expediency. if you'll note, he initially argued that it only allowed execution of power already granted by the Constitution. funny that you would quote Hamilton and then bring up John Kerry. The two would probably get along very well..."

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=599179&page=2

12/26/2010 12:43:15 AM

Whoever makes the 2011 thread should stipulate that it's not a place for posting "gotcha" moments or things that the poster happens to think are stupid. They should have this certain rare quality of "funny" that is much lacking in these pages.

Quote :

"Try contributing then."

I'm a self-aggrandizing douche whose gut reaction is to post my own shit in here, and to prevent myself from doing so I don't really post any quotes at all.

12/26/2010 12:58:46 AM

Just to be clear, I didn't post the quote above as a "gotcha" sentiment.

I thought it was funny as shit.

12/26/2010 9:43:49 AM

New Years' Resolution... be funnier in TSB

12/26/2010 1:05:49 PM

2010 was the year of smc. Thank you all for participating.

12/26/2010 2:41:39 PM

Please, please, please tell me that 2011 will be the year without any smc.

12/27/2010 2:04:01 AM

Yeah, he sucks a lot. If you fuckers would stop responding to him, his threads would die naturally or have a better chance of me locking them (when a couple of less-retarded people start discussing things in them, I'm less prone to lock it, for their sake)

12/27/2010 1:40:04 PM

I liked smc better the first time when he was salisburyboy or the second time when he was pryderi. This time it's just played out and obvious.

12/27/2010 1:40:14 PM