WTF is this junk? We don't get ours until the 23rd

2/10/2010 10:15:09 PM

2/10/2010 10:28:56 PM

Dear Wadhead1,


you're still wrong

2/19/2010 4:17:15 PM

I did a super good deed last weekend.

I stopped and bought a box of Thin Mints on Sunday. I gave them a $10 and told them to keep the change.

The look on their little faces was so great!

GOOD KARMA FOR A YEAR BITCHES

2/19/2010 4:20:04 PM

I was craving some Tagalongs earlier today.

Unfortunately I keep them all at home

2/19/2010 4:20:25 PM

i haven't gotten mine yet

2/19/2010 4:20:48 PM

the Lemonade cookies are my new favorite. straight out of the freezer

2/19/2010 4:21:03 PM

^^^^ Would've been better if you'd given them $10, told them to keep the change AND the cookies.

[Edited on February 19, 2010 at 4:21 PM. Reason : ^]

2/19/2010 4:21:13 PM

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"I stopped and bought a box of Thin Mints on Sunday. I gave them a $10 and told them to keep the change."

So you tipped them $2?

/Girl Scout cookies are expensive

Seriously, how much do cookies cost this year? I got a date at State once, thanks to Thin Mints.

2/19/2010 4:21:26 PM

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"the Lemonade cookies are my new favorite."

what's this you speak of?

2/19/2010 4:22:05 PM

They pocketed $6.50, plus whatever they got from the purchase of the cookies.

I wanted some Thin Mints, that's why I didn't tell them to keep the cookies.

2/19/2010 4:22:33 PM

^^ shortbread with lemon icing.

2/19/2010 4:23:14 PM

^^ I SEE

YOUR DONATIONS COME WITH CERTAIN CONDITIONS

2/19/2010 4:24:04 PM

OH MY GAWD LEMONADES ARE SO GOOD

2/19/2010 4:24:37 PM

THE CONDITION IS THAT I WANT SOME GOD DAMNED THIN MINTS

2/19/2010 4:24:41 PM

Stealin' thin mints from the girl scouts. How depraved.

2/19/2010 4:25:47 PM

Girl Scout Cookies are only $3.50 or 2.50 Euro here.

2/19/2010 4:26:06 PM

^^How is it stealing when I gave them $10 and took a box of Thin Mints? I mean DAMN son.

2/19/2010 4:26:51 PM

THEY HAVE GIRL SCOUTS IN EURO

^ Just funnin' with you. Damn, eat a thin mint.

[Edited on February 19, 2010 at 4:27 PM. Reason : *]

2/19/2010 4:26:54 PM

I got some cookies, and one of my navy friends with me donated 5 dollars.

He made some crack about knowing "how it is" with gettin' those badges/projects (made a comment about having been an Eagle scout).

This little red-headed girl looks him straight in the eye and, with the whiniest, most sarcastic remark I've ever heard from a child, say "Sure, you look like you were an Eagle scout."

I fucking fell down laughing. Real bitch of a little girl, but still hilarious.

2/19/2010 4:28:11 PM

Quote :

"THE CONDITION IS THAT I WANT SOME GOD DAMNED THIN MINTS"

what an ass

2/19/2010 4:28:17 PM

That's a 186% tip! I want to be thumper's waiter.

2/19/2010 4:28:25 PM

Quote :

"Just funnin' with you. Damn, eat a thin mint. "

Thin Mints make you THIN right? RIGHT?

2/19/2010 4:29:55 PM

No, but they certainly make one happy.

2/19/2010 4:30:26 PM

They make your wallet thin and your breath minty.

^ They should call them "Happy Mints"!

2/19/2010 4:30:55 PM

AND THEY MAKE YOUR ASS MIGHTY [BIG]

2/19/2010 4:31:26 PM

just go ahead and call them pussy mints

Because bitches love thin mints almost as much as smilies

2/19/2010 4:33:07 PM

I searched Google for a photoshopped Thin Mint, but came up empty.

So to the ladies.

2/19/2010 4:34:50 PM

that's one big mother fucking thin mint

lol you changed it

[Edited on February 19, 2010 at 4:36 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2010 4:35:54 PM

wtf... Cookies here don't come in until the end of fucking MARCH

2/19/2010 9:40:45 PM

I haven't had Girl Scout cookies in three years

Quote :

"This little red-headed girl looks him straight in the eye and, with the whiniest, most sarcastic remark I've ever heard from a child, say "Sure, you look like you were an Eagle scout.""

Are you sure it wasn't a midget posing as a little girl?

[Edited on February 19, 2010 at 9:57 PM. Reason : .]

2/19/2010 9:56:04 PM

yum

bought tagalongs and thin mints today

so happy i didn't give up sweets for lent

2/21/2010 1:13:41 PM

girls scouts are everywhere, and they're impossible to say no to

2/21/2010 1:58:49 PM

I went to 2 Harris Teeter stores today. Not a Girl Scout in sight.

They don't work on Sundays?

2/21/2010 2:17:33 PM

they were at my grocery store today

2/21/2010 2:20:24 PM

ordered thin mints and lemonades


yesterday I bought Thanks-A-Lots ??? (shortbread w/fudge)

2/21/2010 2:24:10 PM

I was there when church was in session. And this is the Bible Belt. Maybe they'll be out in full force later. Not that I ... uh ... wanna buy more cookies or anything.

2/21/2010 2:25:00 PM

Quote :

"girls scouts are everywhere, and they're impossible to say no to"

I still haven't seen any girl scouts selling cookies this year. It's good for my wallet, but I want some Thin Mints and Samoas damn it!

2/21/2010 5:55:14 PM

there were two different groups at the shopping center that i went to today

[Edited on February 21, 2010 at 5:56 PM. Reason : .]

2/21/2010 5:56:15 PM

what is everybody's favorite gscs (girl scout cookies)? mine are tagalongs, somoas, and the mint ones

2/21/2010 6:01:58 PM

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"Nah, you don't have to worry about that. The only real difference is one of them is round and the other is more hexagonal, and one of them has a slightly more orange tinge to it"

Samwise16, I'm sorry but you are sadly mistaken. These girl scout cookies with different names DO NOT taste the same If I knew this beforehand I wouldn't have bought these crappy cookies.

2/21/2010 8:14:03 PM

Don't they call the samoas something stupid now?

2/21/2010 9:23:54 PM

i was a girl scout for like 8 years and we had to each sell like 200 boxes or some crazy shit, otherwise we werent allowed to go on trips....the boxes kept getting smaller and more expensive every year making it even harder to sell. i always feel bad for these lil kids out sellin these boxes...i dont even like cookies, and i always buy 2 or 3 boxes every time i see the girls at the grocery store....theres no avoiding it. they block your exit and wont let you leave without buying some, or to make you leave with a full day of guilt. ahhhH!



[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 1:10 AM. Reason : .]

2/22/2010 1:08:50 AM

2/22/2010 1:11:18 AM

I don't remember what they're called...shortbread cookies maybe? They're pretty much just beige cookies. I dunno, but them shits are delicious, and the first girl scout selling them that runs into me will hit the motherfucking jackpot. I intend to use those exact words during my purchase, also.

2/22/2010 1:12:12 AM

2/22/2010 1:20:00 AM

Contemporary Girl Scout cookies taste like cardboard.

2/22/2010 1:20:48 AM

My aunt bought 36 boxes of cookies from this random Girl Scout that she didn't know. Lucky kid!!!

But who needs 36 boxes of GS cookies?

2/22/2010 5:36:06 AM

my mom bought me three boxes of tagalongs and 3 boxes of thin mints\

i know someone who ordered a case of thin mints

2/22/2010 9:06:34 AM

I haven't purchased any yet, but stole some from my parents last night. Mmm thin mints.

2/22/2010 9:09:50 AM