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2/28/2010 10:56:22 PM

Does your phone has a scroll ball? Do you refer to it as the phone clit?

2/28/2010 10:58:33 PM

No.

Does your sentence contain any grammatical errors?

2/28/2010 11:58:39 PM

No.

What's your height and weight?

3/1/2010 12:00:16 AM

5'10/170

Is a size 16 too much, or WAY too much?

3/1/2010 12:00:25 AM

Way too much.

Ever scene bubble gum on the barber shop floor?

3/1/2010 12:02:27 AM

No, and I don't get the reference.

What's with all the seemingly intentional grammatical mistakes?

3/1/2010 12:04:38 AM

idk, perhaps its a reference to flowers for algernon

Will anything relevant happen on 12.12.2012?

3/1/2010 12:29:39 AM

Not a chance.

Do your parents know that you are gay?

3/1/2010 3:23:39 PM

did the snow effect you in any way?

3/3/2010 1:27:32 PM

Nope. The drive to work was basically the same as always.

What's the last movie you saw at the theater?

3/3/2010 1:44:58 PM

Up in the Air.

Who is your enemy?

3/3/2010 1:47:26 PM

Don't have one (that I know of!)

Do you have a significant other?

3/3/2010 1:47:51 PM

Broke up 2 months ago.

where is the best place to get a haircut in Raleigh?

3/3/2010 1:48:35 PM

Loxxe on Jones. PM me for details.

what time do you get off work?

[Edited on March 3, 2010 at 1:57 PM. Reason : edit]

3/3/2010 1:49:43 PM

10 pm

Coke or Pepsi?

3/3/2010 1:53:00 PM

It was Pepsi, but neither now.

Sweet or salty?

3/3/2010 1:53:51 PM

sweet.

analog or digital watch?

3/3/2010 2:01:37 PM

Analog all the way.

Manual or automatic car?

3/3/2010 2:02:54 PM

Automatic.

Undergrad/Grad/Alum?

3/3/2010 2:04:40 PM

Alum.

Do you care for metal?

3/3/2010 2:07:38 PM

I'm just that into Pokemon.

When did you last wash your pits?

3/3/2010 2:08:55 PM

When I showered, yesterday evening.

What's the most scandalous thing you've ever done?

[Edited on March 3, 2010 at 2:13 PM. Reason : .]

3/3/2010 2:13:33 PM

i smoked up on the top level of the dan allen parking deck

have you ever cheated on a test?

3/3/2010 2:19:59 PM

naw.

what is your favorite sunday newspaper comic?

3/3/2010 2:35:46 PM

Peanuts

Of all the smiley options on TWW, which is your favorite?

3/3/2010 2:43:46 PM

and




Would you rather drown or burn to death?

3/3/2010 3:01:51 PM

Drown

How many times is too many?

3/3/2010 4:26:30 PM

N + 1, where N is enough.


Are you travelling anywhere in the near future?

3/3/2010 4:27:15 PM

Hopefully to Fayetteville to look for apartments.

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!

3/3/2010 4:28:44 PM

It's a sin to ask that question.

You think you're better than me don't you?

3/3/2010 4:30:42 PM

Yep.

If you were a hotdog and you were hungry, would you eat yourself?

3/3/2010 4:36:01 PM

no... hotdogs don't have mouths.


speaking of mouths... if you could reach, would you?

3/3/2010 4:44:03 PM

I can, and I do ಠ_ಠ


What's on your agenda for tomorrow?

3/3/2010 4:45:32 PM

No, I would not.

What's the deal with airline food?

3/3/2010 4:45:51 PM

The unlimited snacks on JetBlue rock!

What's your fav snack food?

3/3/2010 4:47:41 PM

CHOCOLATE! It's also my favorite dinner, lunch and breakfast.

So, how many computer monitors do you have?

3/3/2010 4:48:59 PM

^^beef jerky.

^ 3 at work, 5 at home.

at home now though they're all in the closet and i just use my laptop and tote it around the house.

what are you feelings on the resurgence of flannel?

[Edited on March 3, 2010 at 4:50 PM. Reason : e]

3/3/2010 4:49:11 PM

if you're wearing flannel, then your monitors aren't the only things in the closet

what's your favorite tv sitcom of all time

3/3/2010 6:50:05 PM

Arrested Development


What the fuck is wrong with flannel?

[Edited on March 3, 2010 at 6:54 PM. Reason : .]

3/3/2010 6:53:15 PM

Lumberjacks are pretty awesome.

What's good on TV right now?

3/3/2010 6:55:25 PM

there are 2 episodes of SVU on ton at 10pm. i don't know if you mean right now as in this second or right now as in general like today

are you for or against the death penalty?

[Edited on March 3, 2010 at 7:39 PM. Reason : .]

3/3/2010 7:39:08 PM

against.

how cute is this?

3/3/2010 7:56:49 PM

^ not very, because that otter is about to eat that rat.

Do I have to ask a question?

3/3/2010 8:32:47 PM

Yes

How much do you weigh?

[Edited on March 3, 2010 at 8:35 PM. Reason : ]

3/3/2010 8:34:14 PM

If it is, then this is the answer.

What do you like about the opposite sex?

3/3/2010 8:35:22 PM

boobs, ass, legs, eyes, lips, teeth, hair.

Quote :

"^ not very, because that otter is about to eat that rat."

does that look like a rat to you?
looks more like an otter with its baby.



\/ how many people have you slept with?


[Edited on March 3, 2010 at 8:38 PM. Reason : ]

3/3/2010 8:37:44 PM

penises.

how much of a moron do you have to be to mistake a baby otter for a rat?

3/3/2010 8:37:45 PM

A lot.

How much of a dumb cunt do you have to be to not tell when someone is joking?

3/3/2010 8:42:10 PM

Not much.

How much of a moron do you have to be to not understand a pun?

3/3/2010 8:47:00 PM