User not logged in - login - register
Home Calendar Books School Tool Photo Gallery Message Boards Users Statistics Advertise Site Info
go to bottom | |
 Message Boards » » Being Naked is Easier Than Being in a Bikini. Why? Page 1 [2], Prev  
lucyinthesky
All American
11614 Posts
user info
edit post

Being naked is easier than being in a bikini because being in a bikini requires shopping for a bikini.

No shopping is required to get nekkid.

4/14/2010 9:39:02 AM

IMStoned420
All American
15485 Posts
user info
edit post

didn't read page 1 but it probably has something to do with the fact that both people are naked

4/14/2010 9:44:59 AM

Arab13
Art Vandelay
45166 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"Yeah, Slave... you seem more like a one-piece guy to me."


gold

4/14/2010 9:45:02 AM

Pikey
All American
6421 Posts
user info
edit post

I can sympathize with OP.

I have no problem plastering pics of my erection all over an internet. But I am always a bit hesitant to flash it all around Wal-Mart in public. I always chicken out a little bit.

4/14/2010 11:19:18 AM

GGMon
All American
6462 Posts
user info
edit post

Just make sure you keep your face covered.

Also

Quote :
"what a shitty attn whoring thread"


[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 11:25 AM. Reason : more info]

4/14/2010 11:23:22 AM

pryderi
Suspended
26647 Posts
user info
edit post

11/2/2010 3:20:00 PM

djeternal
Bee Hugger
62661 Posts
user info
edit post

because i have a huge penis

11/2/2010 3:21:27 PM

JeffreyBSG
All American
10165 Posts
user info
edit post

if you're about to fuck somebody, it follows that you are pretty comfortable with the atmosphere...at that moment, they totally accept you and you totally accept them

but if you're just standing around in a bikini, there isn't the same intimacy, and therefore not the same level of comfort

11/2/2010 3:28:09 PM

Spontaneous
All American
27372 Posts
user info
edit post

That sounds right.

11/2/2010 3:29:18 PM

GrumpyGOP
yovo yovo bonsoir
18166 Posts
user info
edit post

OH GOOD, FUCKING NEUROTIC-ASS WHORES

or

OH GOOD, FUCKING FAKE-GIRL TROLLS

Take your pick.

11/2/2010 3:39:32 PM

0EPII1
All American
42535 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"This lead to a discussion with some friends about how it's easier to be naked (when having sex for instance) vs being in a bikini at the beach."


fucking apples and oranges

compare being naked on the beach to being in a bikini on the beach

or being naked in the bedroom to being in a bikini in a bedroom

logic [FAIL]

11/2/2010 5:34:15 PM

OldBlueChair
All American
5405 Posts
user info
edit post

did you expect anything else? lol

11/2/2010 5:38:35 PM

JBaz
All American
16764 Posts
user info
edit post

Solution:


Nude beach

11/2/2010 7:28:10 PM

BIGcementpon
Status Name
11318 Posts
user info
edit post

I think for a full analysis, you need to submit pictures of you naked, and of you in a bikini. We [the TWW collective] will see if there is any merit to your concerns.

11/2/2010 9:40:27 PM

indy
All American
3624 Posts
user info
edit post

^
^^
Both of these solutions have already been offered.

11/2/2010 9:56:52 PM

Str8BacardiL
************
41752 Posts
user info
edit post

cuz when youre naked he's paying more attention to the fun parts. bikini covers the fun parts, so he's gonna pay more attention to everything else. at least that's what i do.

11/2/2010 10:23:19 PM

theDuke866
All American
52766 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"Like you unscramble the JPEG and it's Randy Johnson underneath."


haha

11/2/2010 10:23:28 PM

th3oretecht
All American
15539 Posts
user info
edit post

I <3 the fun parts

11/2/2010 10:44:33 PM

Spontaneous
All American
27372 Posts
user info
edit post

It's easier for me to be naked than to be in a bikini.

11/3/2010 1:16:04 AM

lafta
All American
14880 Posts
user info
edit post

I've never been comfortable in a bikini
but i dont see how girls can go in public wearing next to nothing
i cant walk down the street fully clothed if i think someone is looking at my butt

11/3/2010 5:08:29 AM

Pikey
All American
6421 Posts
user info
edit post

Because when naked in the bedroom, you have his undivided attention. At the beach in a bikini, you are competing for his attention with all the other girls who look better than you in a bikini.

11/3/2010 7:07:21 AM

jbrick83
All American
23447 Posts
user info
edit post

In bed, he has no choices. He's not comparing you to anything else (except maybe in his head) unless he still has that Carmen Elektra poster hanging on his closet door.

At the beach, it's you and every other hot girl on vacation. So while you might have the best T&A in the bedroom, you don't on the beach compared to everyone else. That's why you're self-conscious about it. You're getting older and your body isn't as tight as it use to be. Good luck with that crash diet though, it won't make much of a difference.

11/3/2010 7:42:46 AM

McDanger
All American
18835 Posts
user info
edit post

Quote :
"and hes gonna know if his opinion of your looks is accurate or not from the looks on everyones faces."


Bizarre to judge accuracy by the masses don't you think? This is a weird way to think about accuracy in these matters

11/3/2010 9:09:16 AM

 Message Boards » Chit Chat » Being Naked is Easier Than Being in a Bikini. Why? Page 1 [2], Prev  
go to top | |
Admin Options : move topic | lock topic

© 2024 by The Wolf Web - All Rights Reserved.
The material located at this site is not endorsed, sponsored or provided by or on behalf of North Carolina State University.
Powered by CrazyWeb v2.39 - our disclaimer.