two girls

4/16/2010 2:41:42 PM

I turned down 2 threesomes (the cool kind) just because my ex couldn't pick a good looking 3rd...dumb bitch

4/16/2010 2:42:35 PM

so you rail the uggy and make the hot one blow you.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 2:45 PM. Reason : ]

4/16/2010 2:45:13 PM

nah it was fucked from the start, she had "rules"

how the fuck do you add "rules" to a threesome YOU set up.

4/16/2010 2:45:59 PM

Her bedroom, since her parents apparently didn't care.

Bit of a whorebag, so she knew exactly what she was doing. It's memorable in that I got in on that before she got ugly and AIDsridden (obviously from me). She gave some pretty fucking amazing blowjobs.

Uh, she kind of stalked me afterwards, so I try not to talk to her anymore.

4/16/2010 2:50:17 PM

this thread makes me depressed.

4/16/2010 2:53:42 PM

Behind a school

It was okay, definitely not the greatest thing ever (that I and everyone had built it up to be)

No

4/16/2010 2:54:03 PM

to a girl and i lasted almost a minute

4/16/2010 2:56:07 PM

anyone ever lost a condom inside a girl or ripped a magnum? or am I just THAT big of a man?

4/16/2010 2:56:07 PM

in my bedroom in HS

if it hadn't been my first, no. she apparently loved it, though, and I got a reputation around the school. girls were LINING up. no joke.

naw.

4/16/2010 2:57:19 PM

I did get a reputation after fucking that cheerleader for 45 minutes, the whole cheer leading squad was notified.

4/16/2010 2:58:03 PM

jadn i thought you popped your cherry playing soccer

4/16/2010 2:58:10 PM

Quote :

"lost a condom inside a girl "

this implies the opposite of 'big'

"magnum" is just a label to make you feel better

4/16/2010 2:58:15 PM

no it means you left your dick in too long and it went soft, only self conscious men would think about being small.





[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 2:59 PM. Reason : r]

4/16/2010 2:59:11 PM

Isn't magnum something like only 1/2" longer and 1/4" inch wider than a normal on

4/16/2010 3:00:16 PM

^^No, really, it's a classic sign of your condom being too loose.

ITT dealing with denial


[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 3:02 PM. Reason : d]

4/16/2010 3:01:39 PM

Don't remember honestly.
I thought it was good, but in retrospect, it wasn't.
You couldn't pay me to be in communication with her.

4/16/2010 3:03:15 PM

^^ well I was 14, so I'm sure it was smaller 8 years ago.

4/16/2010 3:03:45 PM

I wonder what girl's think when they take virginity from a guy

4/16/2010 3:09:46 PM

In Jacksonville, FL, Gator Bowl week.

It was with my long-term gf. I lasted all of 2 minutes the first time. The second was ok. Probably my worst sex yet though.

Yes. We still talk occasionally although we are both married, etc.

4/16/2010 3:16:39 PM

Quote :

"I wonder what girl's think when they take virginity from a guy"

"There is a penis in my vagina. Hooray."

4/16/2010 3:34:51 PM

^ hahahaha i like how there is no exclamation point after hooray. just like a statement of fact.

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 3:40 PM. Reason : i lol'd hard.]

4/16/2010 3:40:03 PM

I have sent this thread to the authorities. Hopefully you all will experience the consequences of all of these crimes against nature and think twice about your actions next time.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/16/2010 3:58:36 PM

it's not lost; it's merely been misplaced.

4/16/2010 4:11:26 PM

my bedroom

yes I remember it because I just had a major surgery a few days before. when I told my bf that I wanted to do it, he replied with "are you trying to trick me?"

yes

4/16/2010 4:19:59 PM

Somebody tripped and fell on my lap at an undisclosed location.

It was memorable.

No longer in comms.

Quote :

"I lasted all of 2 minutes the first time."

You should be proud son. I've never made it past the 10 second mark. It's a goal of mine to one day pass it though.

4/16/2010 4:22:29 PM

in a pull out bed (classy)

it was meh. kinda hurt, was pretty boring... iirc, we didn't even finish

hell to the no

4/16/2010 4:59:28 PM

^ why must you say such hurtful things about me?

4/16/2010 5:10:22 PM

Quote :

"how did you lose it?"

by having sexual intercourse

4/16/2010 5:10:43 PM

^2 cry me a river

4/16/2010 5:12:28 PM

Look, I was very emotional when I popped your cherry. I'm sorry for crying on your boobs, k?

4/16/2010 5:16:18 PM

in his bed on a sunday night after youth group.

the sex sucked. it was bound to because it was revenge sex and we were both virgins. my exbf had just started dating my best friend. i did it with a guy i grew up with out of sheer pissed offedness.

our families know one another well, so i hear about him through the grapevine semi-regularly. last time i talked to him was like 2 years ago on myspace. i don't think that i've seen him face to face since i left for college.

4/16/2010 5:44:24 PM

in the guest bedroom of my parents house when i was 16. he came back for more. amusingly enough, about 3 years later he found God, and is now deeply religious and married to a woman.

4/16/2010 5:46:29 PM

gay stories not allowed

4/16/2010 5:56:31 PM

^ your approval is not required

4/16/2010 5:58:03 PM

^
ohh, you're gay, and that's why you don't like it when I use "gay" as a synonym for "unpropitious" or "unfair"

anyway, I lost my virginity a few years ago, on the carpet of my apartment

I lasted rather less than a minute

4/16/2010 5:59:29 PM

P.S.

I don't think fucking a guy (or a girl, for that matter) in the ass counts as losing your virginity

you have to have honest-to-goodness sexual intercourse, for me

on the other hand, in this case, gay people would have no word to distinguish which ones had fucked/been fucked in the ass, and which ones hadn't...so I guess "virgin" is a good word for that

I also wonder...does "no longer a virgin" mean that you've been fucked in the ass, or fucked someone in the ass, or either, or both?

4/16/2010 6:00:41 PM

Quick question - does anyone believe a word that comes from blackdogs keyboard?

4/16/2010 6:03:14 PM

when I was 16...I was nervous as fuck.

My boyfriend at the time almost got in a wreck when I told him he could go buy condoms.

We were at his house, and I was like fine go get condoms.

So he rushed off and was back shaking cause he almost wrecked.

Then it HURT LIKE FUCK!

4/16/2010 6:12:36 PM

durham, NC

yes, I was like why did I hold out so long, This is awesome!! again!

no. he sucks, but I hear he is a doctor in Denver, and I talk to his friends on fb.

4/16/2010 7:01:09 PM

Quote :

"jadn i thought you popped your cherry playing soccer"

naw son

4/16/2010 7:04:55 PM

was 16 - she was 17
both our first time
the basement of my house on the floor
she kept the condom - thought that was fucked up

So BB still has his V card?

4/16/2010 7:07:19 PM

i too have had sex

in a bed
at the time, it meant a lot. now, not so much.
[no]

4/16/2010 7:07:54 PM

I have a nice little V-card collection; and everytime I took one I was like YESSSS!!!!

4/16/2010 7:17:14 PM

her bedpost has been whittled down to a toothpick by now

4/16/2010 7:19:57 PM

^^ Jesus Christ, those things aren't collectible. Do you have my rookie card?

4/16/2010 7:22:19 PM

of course you can collect them and no I don't have your card obviously.

4/16/2010 7:23:51 PM

what G.O.D is a girl?

4/16/2010 7:29:06 PM

4/16/2010 7:31:39 PM

Quote :

"P.S. I don't think fucking a guy (or a girl, for that matter) in the ass counts as losing your virginity you have to have honest-to-goodness sexual intercourse, for me on the other hand, in this case, gay people would have no word to distinguish which ones had fucked/been fucked in the ass, and which ones hadn't...so I guess "virgin" is a good word for that I also wonder...does "no longer a virgin" mean that you've been fucked in the ass, or fucked someone in the ass, or either, or both?"

This whole post... :facepalm:

4/16/2010 8:05:40 PM