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5/6/2010 2:43:00 PM

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=579081



"I'm a douchebag who drinks manly tequila, your tequila is for fags and women"

5/6/2010 2:46:45 PM

"It pours its own shots so you can easily break this bottle when wasted"

5/6/2010 2:53:09 PM

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"HHGREGG FUCKING NEWSPAPER"

THIS.

FUCKING THIS TIMES ONE MILLION.

HIS VOICE IS ALREADY TERRIBLE, WITH OBNOXIOUS DIALOG, BUT THEN THEY WENT AND GAVE HIM PINK-DYED SPIKED HAIR. THIS MAKES HIM THE MOST INFINITELY HATE-ABLE ENTITY IN EXISTENCE. NOTHING CAN BE WORSE. NOTHING.

5/6/2010 3:25:18 PM

ol' boy on that blue cross commercial

HEY!

*knock knock*

DO IT TODAY!

5/6/2010 3:32:29 PM

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"Mark Jacobson and his little mop dog."

5/6/2010 3:41:35 PM

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"Sayyyyy, nice truck you got there. What is that, a V-8? Oh, only a V-6? Well, I suppose that’s okay. As long as you don’t need your truck to do anything MANLY, like carry heavy shit uphill. Heavy shit made out of metal, because that’s the kind of heavy shit REAL MEN need to haul. But no, it’s a good truck. You get good gas mileage? Yeah? Well gas mileage is for pussies. My truck here gets about two gallons per mile. You know what else gets mileage that bad? A fucking TANK. That’s how I know my truck kicks ass. That’s a nice color for it, too. What is that, “red”? It looks good. I seen some real pretty flowers that color. Me, I don’t need to paint my truck. Primer’s good enough for me. If I had paint it would just get in the way of me doing MANLY SHIT, like driving through explosions in the desert and speeding past giant machines swinging other trucks at my truck. But red’s good, too. Probably looks really nice in the parking lot when you pick your son up from ballet practice. But I like yours. Who made it, Tonka? I’ll bet it plays your Jonas Brothers CDs pretty loud while I’m fucking your wife. Pussy. Oh hey, I notice you’ve got a little– what is that? A “man ramp” to get up into your truck’s bed? No, no — it looks good. Must come in handy when you want to help a dainty little man into the back there. So you can hold his hand and have sex with him and ask him to stay the night, because you’re a needy little bitch. It works for you. Whatcha got in the forward cab, huh? Scented Kleenex and Barbies, I bet. (peers in through window) Well well well. Looky here. Seatbelts, huh? (makes wanking motion) No, don’t take that the wrong way! Seatbelts are great for women and babies in little cars. And trucks for men with tiny little limp dicks. Listen to me, jabbering on like that. I should let you go. You’re gonna be late to yoga class or book group or your… your Cocksuckers Anonymous meeting. You can park that bad boy next to the hybrids. Gonna drive with the windows up, huh? Pffft. Faggot."

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/hey-thats-a-nice-truck-for-a-woman.html

5/6/2010 4:43:25 PM

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"Mark Jacobson and his little mop dog."

this needs to be repeated over and over

how the fuck can anyone buy a car from this toolbag???!?!

5/6/2010 4:48:04 PM

^For all the right reasons

5/6/2010 7:02:04 PM

5/6/2010 7:05:55 PM

It's all velvet ropes and posturing

5/6/2010 7:08:04 PM

5/6/2010 7:09:42 PM

Justin Long.

5/6/2010 7:11:45 PM

The Charmin bear with the TP stuck to its ass.

[Edited on May 6, 2010 at 9:32 PM. Reason : .]

5/6/2010 9:32:40 PM

5/6/2010 9:54:37 PM

i'm gonna add Papa John to this list

fuck that asshole

5/6/2010 11:27:22 PM

ok so that 1800 bottle that "pours its own shots"

once you invert the bottle and fill the stopper with a shot, how do you get the shot OUT so you can drink it?

5/6/2010 11:44:34 PM

ITS MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 12:23 AM. Reason : LKJ]

5/7/2010 12:23:17 AM

5/7/2010 8:51:07 AM

5/8/2010 11:26:47 AM

the actual Treaty of Versailles...

5/10/2010 5:22:33 PM

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"Julius Hodge: Staples commercial LOL.."Wow! That's a low price! --I know!" Hahahaha!"

5/12/2010 2:57:45 PM

1/3/2011 12:47:12 AM

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i wanna kill bitches when i see that commercial. bitch can't sing, doesn't move her mouth, and looks like she's pissing herself in fear. and the faggot dude is tapping on his little drum like an idiot.

1/3/2011 12:51:31 AM

diabetus

1/3/2011 12:55:34 AM

I don't want to say he is a least favorite, but WTF is up with those "Most Interesting Man in the World" advertisements? Those are just strange.

1/3/2011 12:56:20 AM

I too hate that hipster Hyundai commercial

and the douche from Blue Cross Blue Shield... (knock knock) hey do it today!

1/3/2011 12:58:51 AM

pomplamoose being on television is an example of what happens when real ad executives make decisions based on the feedback of youtube users

1/3/2011 1:04:42 AM

that fat bitch with awful teeth in the Rex healthcare commercials played on FS all of the time, like during Canes games.

MOMMMMMMM. WE NEED TO GO TO REX. AGAIN.

we call her 'Dino Bitch'

1/3/2011 1:09:49 AM

Dave Thomas's daughter, wendy, that he named his fast food place for

1/3/2011 1:30:41 AM

1/3/2011 1:16:29 PM

State Farm dude could get a kick in the nuts.

1/3/2011 1:17:42 PM

Yeah I've been on the hyundai band hate train for a while.

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=606070

1/3/2011 1:22:33 PM

most children can't act

I love kids, but most of the ones you see on tv are just forcing it

1/3/2011 1:26:27 PM

1/3/2011 1:30:45 PM

^ haaaaaaaa that commercial was ending as i saw your post

1/3/2011 1:32:13 PM

flo, mcd coffee guy, and state farm guy are tops but i'll also add the mike rowe ford commercial guy

and locally:
- crossroads ford girl who always twitches her head
- ken hardison fake ass commercial with black couple
- marc jacobson's new italian younger looking guy

1/4/2011 3:54:35 AM

wendy's red head was kind of hot at first...getting old

5/8/2013 12:22:00 PM

Her mannerisms really irk me.

5/8/2013 12:39:47 PM

Everyone involved in the AT&T copycat commercial that Kay Hagen is currently running.

5/8/2013 12:43:32 PM

i would like to see Progressive retire the whole Flo character.

5/8/2013 12:51:03 PM

Or at least make her slutty like T-Mobile did with their chick.

5/8/2013 12:52:09 PM

I used to dislike the flo character already, but the fucking "lets get ready to rumbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" shit is the last straw. That shit just hurts my ears and makes me never want to buy progressive because of their willingness to actively annoy the shit out of people.

5/8/2013 12:53:02 PM

Or just never buy it because it's shitty insurance.

5/8/2013 12:56:11 PM