oh, ok

5/4/2010 9:41:56 PM

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"^^Massage Heights in Cary does a really good first time deal...$40 for one hour. It's in Crossroads near the Ruby Tuesday."

ohhh that IS good damn. i think massage envy (chain) also has decent prices. i went to moonshadow in cary which used to do a student special that was ummm $50ish maybe for a 1 hour?

i'm in gboro right now but i might look into that next time i'm in raleigh

damn in vietnam massages were like SO CHEAP. i mean you had to be careful though cause oyu can get infections and stuff from unsanitary massage and mani/pedi places. so i just did mine at the hotel where i knew they were certified. but it was still $21 (including like a $10 tip) for an hour. it was amazinggggg.

there's this place up the street from me in gboro that does $60 for an hour. which HONESTLY if you look at a lot of places they charge like $80 for an hour which is way too much. if i could get in the $40 range i'd do it.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 9:42 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 9:42:00 PM

it' good that Arab13 cooks and cleans. I love my wife!

5/4/2010 9:50:32 PM

I want an active, athletic wife who likes to go running, hiking and biking and who doesn't mind getting dirty in the yard or on the farm. Since I grew up on a farm and still do a bit of farm work, she'd have to be able to roll with that.

But she also has to be able to look sophisticated and polished at work and at social functions.

Must be sharp and witty and able to keep me on my toes.

Must be kind to animals and children. Has a deep sense of empathy.

Appreciates the finer things in life, but isn't snobby. Appreciates a great glass of wine but also enjoys simpler pleasures, like a perfect grilled cheese sandwich.

Loves to laugh and doesn't take herself too seriously--life is short, after all.

Most of all, the ideal wife would make me want to be a better person to live up to her example.

And honestly, I'd want my ideal husband to have these qualities as well.

Oh, and must be a great kisser.

5/4/2010 9:52:35 PM

^I'm your ideal wife

5/4/2010 9:59:04 PM

Looks like I'm going to have to get rid of Arab13 somehow.

5/4/2010 10:01:08 PM

OMG speaking of massage i just did a search for this spa near my house jewel and i did "jewel coupons" and got to one of those sites that does the 1/2 priced gift certificates so i got a $40 GC for $15 (1/2 price + if you do the site survey you get a promo code for $5 off).

so a 60 min massage is $60 so MINE is going to be $35. + tip but i mean i can handle that. hells. yes.

5/4/2010 10:03:54 PM

I think I am my ideal wife. Does that make me conceited?

5/4/2010 10:09:35 PM

Why do you think you're ideal?

5/4/2010 10:10:22 PM

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"he already gets unlimited bjs this summer anyway. ugh."

So what bad thing did you do? Sounds like you cheated on him if you're being so lavish.

I mean, I'll pack a lunch and clean for you.

5/4/2010 10:19:17 PM

nah no cheating. i'm not a cheating whore. i hate cheating whores. well i have several that are friends of mine but i'd never do that.

i borrowed something from him without asking haha

5/4/2010 10:21:45 PM

MONEY.

Your life is a fraud!

5/4/2010 10:22:51 PM

ITS TRUEEEE

well he let me borrow some money. and then i borrowed more (w/o asking). so i had to pay him back + interest (i mean duh i was going to anyway) but he also gets a bj whenever wherever he wants this summer all summer.

5/4/2010 10:25:02 PM

I'm faithful, independent, considerate, loving, devoted, like to make others feel special, funny, honest, not very emotional, etc...

I'd just like my partner to enjoy cooking because I hate it. But I imagine I'll end up cooking for my husband anyway because I'll probably get out of work before they do.

5/4/2010 10:25:09 PM

^^I will loan you money on this same principal.

Except you're not allowed to pay it back on time.

5/4/2010 10:27:49 PM

I would want the following qualities in a wife:

- Makes bangin food
- Stands up for herself
- Resolves things and doesn't just let stuff go without working things out
- Wouldn't mind if I wanted a girl's (guy's?) night out
- Would want a sex swing (I guess this would only work if I was a guy.. unless a strap on was bought...)
- Loves Disney World
- Wants to travel the world (including going into crazy Egyptian tombs, if possible)
- Had a body like the girl from Madmen
- Moderate or republican... no super feminists please

5/4/2010 10:28:37 PM

Me and lucyinthesky are going to run to VEGAS baby!

5/4/2010 10:29:14 PM

^^^ hahaha. i mean what had happened was he gave me his CC to buy something that i was SUPPOSED to buy

but then i got in a bind and needed something that i didn't ask if i could use it for hoping that i could pay him back before he even noticed i used the CC

but i got busted so now we have a deal involving sexual favors. i'm sure he doesn't want it paid back on time either as long as i pay interest + bjs.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 10:29:26 PM

^ Hey girl. Dump him and run with me. You won't even need to borrow money to give me bjs.

5/4/2010 10:31:55 PM

hahaha. but i'm just the cutest thief you ever did see

and one day i will hopefully be making the bling to make up for my petty thievery now.

5/4/2010 10:32:33 PM

haha kadwackle... DOME CREDIT ftw.

5/4/2010 10:33:21 PM

he should let you have the $ for a write off of favors.

this dude sucks.

kick to the curb.

5/4/2010 10:34:07 PM

i mean i don't have much but i use what i got

5/4/2010 10:34:09 PM

who makes their SO pay them interest and sexual favors?!?!?


RAW DEAL!

GET OUT NOWWW!!!

5/4/2010 10:36:38 PM

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"Samwise16 - Makes bangin food - Stands up for herself - Resolves things and doesn't just let stuff go without working things out - Wouldn't mind if I wanted a girl's (guy's?) night out - Would want a sex swing (I guess this would only work if I was a guy.. unless a strap on was bought...) - Loves Disney World - Wants to travel the world (including going into crazy Egyptian tombs, if possible) - Had a body like the girl from Madmen - Moderate or republican... no super feminists please"

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

5/4/2010 10:37:07 PM

I think if you gave him head whenever he wanted in the first place you wouldn't be in this predicament.

5/4/2010 10:38:07 PM

^2 you don't like that woman's body? she's hot

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:39 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 10:39:06 PM

Yeah I wouldn't want the reason my gf gives me a bj to be because she owes me. Takes all the fun out of it.

5/4/2010 10:39:16 PM

^^^^^ well i felt bad for technically stealing so i offered the sexual favors.

it was $186 dollars on top of ~$200 he already lent me

BUT EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW haha. and he'll eventually get paid back. he's only making me pay back $15 of interest on top of each so it isn't the REAL interest. but i offered sexual favors to smooth things over and try to be a good gf not a bad thief.

@bmel: well yea that is true but this is no strings attached bj like. i do not get a return favor. usually i DO do it whenever he wants but then that might lead to other thingsssssss. this time it is just all about him haha. and it isn't 100% serious. i said it kind of jokingly like "what can i do to make you not be mad at meeee" and i tried to look my cutest.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:41 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 10:39:31 PM

^2 well I would hope no girl is doing that without putting her heart into it

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:40 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 10:40:04 PM

no bjs aren't the problem.

it's that he is still expecting other things with the bjs.

everyone knows bjs make all the other little thing like $ go away

5/4/2010 10:41:30 PM

^^I tend to put my tongue into it

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:42 PM. Reason : loll]

5/4/2010 10:41:40 PM

^^ oh yea true that. he needs to talk to you. lolol.

i don't think he was mad about the $ i think he was mad i did it without asking. the principle of the thing! whoops. i try to be perfect but *SIGH*sometimes i slip up

5/4/2010 10:42:29 PM

I put my teeth into it

sink those suckers IN

5/4/2010 10:42:37 PM

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"^2 you don't like that woman's body? she's hot"

No, Samwise16, I meant those qualifications were applying to your partner, PROPOSEDLY ME, and I can't rightly look like her. I certainly didn't mean that I didn't like her, she's one of the hottest women on television.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:43 PM. Reason : fu]

5/4/2010 10:43:19 PM

Haha, where's the video with the girl from the office and her chompers.

5/4/2010 10:43:49 PM

5/4/2010 10:43:51 PM

anyways in conclusion i just want tww to know that i am not ALWAYS a stealing whore that fixes her relationship with sexual favors

that only happens sometimes

now i'm going to bed

5/4/2010 10:44:46 PM

I love ya girl, but maybe ya just ain't doing it right.

that man should be putty in hand after just one, hell he should be that before even one.


just not doing it right

^I guess I never steal.

always cut a deal!

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:46 PM. Reason : ^]

5/4/2010 10:44:51 PM

haha i'm pretty confident in my skills. i really think its the whole $400 thing. maybe if it was like $200 he'd let it slide.

but we'll see

maybe if i keep up the bj routine he'll forget about the $$

of course this would be easier if i lived near him so they could be more frequent and not like once every 2 weeks.

5/4/2010 10:46:24 PM

All I'm saying is, skip the loan payback and just keep up the blowjobs.

I'm in a relationship with a woman who doesn't give... so yea, uh, that shit is worth its jizz-delivery in gold.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:47 PM. Reason : ;]

5/4/2010 10:46:45 PM

well maybe my mistake was tying the loan to the BJs

cause usually a BJ makes you forget yea

but NOW since they're tied together everytime he gets one he thinks about what i did and he gets again.

crap. my plan has BACKFIRED!

ok new plan. any ladies up for a threesome? lol

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 10:48 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 10:47:39 PM

ok $400 is big amount.

and he lives away.

ok this makes more sense now.

5/4/2010 10:48:18 PM

^^If he gets every time the blowjob is delivered than something isn't right.

You could kill kittens in front of me while I was getting a blowjob and I wouldn't stop smiling.

5/4/2010 10:50:48 PM

Quote :

"^I guess I never steal. always cut a deal!"

hahaha. this was my first offense ever. and i looked at it more as BORROWING (without asking). haha. ooooopsy.

5/4/2010 10:51:01 PM

^yep.

you shoulda played dumb too.
all like "oh shit honey, I totally forgot to tell you. OMG I feel so bad!" etc. etc. and don't throw anything in there and see what he says.

5/4/2010 10:53:43 PM

btw, in this thread we learn that Samwise16 wants a sex swing.

5/4/2010 10:55:26 PM

haha

5/4/2010 10:55:40 PM

I want to write something to clear my name but it would upset someone else...

so.....

nvm.......

5/4/2010 11:00:25 PM

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 11:03 PM. Reason : set em up]

5/4/2010 11:01:47 PM