H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
too 5/10/2010 10:07:46 PM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
faggots ITT 5/10/2010 10:08:35 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the use of the apostrophe, as it relates to plurals." |
omg I can't stand it when people (business owners especially) apostrophize their plurals ]5/10/2010 10:09:27 PM |
BJCaudill21 Not an alcoholic 8015 Posts user info edit post |
tomarrow/tommorow 5/10/2010 10:15:40 PM |
ShinAntonio Zinc Saucier 18947 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "not really a spelling issue, more of a grammar issue
use of "good" and "well"" |
The thing that gets me with this is that most people use "good" when the proper word is "well". So I feel kinda pretentious saying/writing "well", but my years of policing my grammar in high school won't let me type/say "good".5/10/2010 10:46:38 PM |
mambagrl Suspended 4724 Posts user info edit post |
pride 5/10/2010 10:50:04 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "omg I can't stand it when people (business owners especially) apostrophize their plurals" |
Random factoid. This is known as the greengrocer's apostrophe.
5/10/2010 11:02:16 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
teh 5/10/2010 11:04:14 PM |
Sweden All American 12295 Posts user info edit post |
5/10/2010 11:05:20 PM |
MitsuMtnASU All American 2346 Posts user info edit post |
then/than
actually saw this mistake in an Arby's in VA. it was on a sign that had been professionally made for the store, not a hand written one done by an employee...
this one just drives me nuts... it is such a simple rule 5/10/2010 11:07:14 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
^^that is correct
grateful believe 5/11/2010 7:13:07 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
All of them. 5/11/2010 7:33:20 AM |
Sleik All American 11177 Posts user info edit post |
I'd like to see "led" used properly with more consistency.
I'm sick of seeing "Drew Brees lead the Saints to victory yesterday" - no, he led them to victory yesterday. Drew Brees will lead the Saints to victory this next week, unless the rest of the team plays with lead feet. 5/11/2010 7:58:00 AM |
methos All American 560 Posts user info edit post |
Agreed. This drives me nuts.5/11/2010 11:00:36 AM |
SoundBoy4 All American 2436 Posts user info edit post |
For all intents and purposes vs. For all intensive purposes 5/11/2010 11:21:59 AM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
everytime i write/type february i say it as feb- ru- ary and same thing with wednesday i say wed - nes- day 5/11/2010 11:25:53 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
everytime i write/type february i say it as feb- ru- ary and same thing with wednesday i say wed - nes- day 5/11/2010 11:28:15 AM |
nicklepickle All American 11693 Posts user info edit post |
alright ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY MATESSSSSSSSSSSSSS 5/11/2010 11:53:20 AM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
CAR FOR SELL
I WOULD LIKE TO SALE MY CAR
goddammit that shit pisses me off on craigslist 5/11/2010 11:53:48 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
^haha yea, I posted that on the previous page. I have a friend at work here who is a very smart guy; he has his masters in engineering and just overall intelligent and usually pretty well spoken. However, this past week he has been trying to sell some stuff he is getting rid of. In these emails he is sending out to coworkers, his subject is "Items for Sell" and inside he says "I am posting these on craigslist but I will sale them to any of you first if you are interested" I really hope it was some sort of joke but I'm not going to call him out on it :x
[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 11:59 AM. Reason : ] 5/11/2010 11:58:24 AM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "things was that I have trouble enjoying alcohol in moderation" |
why you're dumb enough to have this on your facebook page might being saying something.5/11/2010 12:05:06 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51911 Posts user info edit post |
qntmfred said:
Quote : | "ibt Froshkiller questions the capitalization of each word in the title except for one" |
In titles, short words (four or fewer letters) like prepositions and articles typically aren't capitalized. Infinitive forms of verbs like that "be" up there are capitalized, though. There's nothing wrong with this one as far as I'm concerned.
Some more words for your consideration:
embarrass, not "embarass"
harass, not "harrass"
vacuum, not "vaccuum"
raccoon, not "racoon"
balloon, not "baloon"
height, not "heighth"
recommend, not "reccommend"
psych, not "sike" or "psyche"
Notice a trend there?5/11/2010 12:07:44 PM |
EdFurlong All American 677 Posts user info edit post |
it is definately rediculous and wierd how badly some of these physcos are with grammer and mispelling, its so reccuring that noone notices
damnit
grammatical fail 5/11/2010 1:06:30 PM |
theDuke866 All American 52839 Posts user info edit post |
break/brake
In general, I think that errant apostrophes, using the wrong word altogether (to/two/too; their/they're/there, sell/sale), and most of all, using non-words (supposably, irregardless) piss me off more than poor spelling.
[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 1:20 PM. Reason : i guess because most of those things are functional differences that me have to re-read stuff] 5/11/2010 1:18:39 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I'm utterly dependent on spellcheck now. I don't think I can spell anymore.
Actually, I don't think I've ever been a great speller.
I just avoid using words that I don't know how to spell.
For instance, the folks out there that are struggling with "definitely" should just use "for sure" or "absolutely" or even "totally" instead. But I guess their problem is that they don't know what they don't know. I can appreciate this, as I recently discovered I've been failing at "embarrass" for my entire life. But even then, I probably never realized I was getting it wrong since I would tend towards "humiliate" or "mortify" to try to sound smart n shit. 5/11/2010 1:27:08 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
^ wow that's really embarasing 5/11/2010 1:40:02 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i have a hard time spelling guarantee and restuarant (im not even sure if i spelled em right)
for some reason I always have, i have increased my vocabulary thanks to these words because I have to look up simpler words to use in their stead 5/11/2010 1:42:26 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
oops
[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 2:03 PM. Reason : my bad] 5/11/2010 2:02:42 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/why-test-on-animals-when-we-have-pedofiles-in-prison/119895048023327 5/11/2010 2:03:26 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
I got an email from the head of my HOA yesterday that used "wondered" in place of "wandered".
It took a lot of restraint for me not to send a dickhead email. 5/11/2010 2:07:39 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51911 Posts user info edit post |
Would you say that you had to, in fact, choke back the dickhead? 5/11/2010 2:09:13 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
:"> 5/11/2010 2:09:37 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50085 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You forgot two with the to/too. Yep, I have seen some one use two instead of too on a written note. I was all like OMG... you're kinda dumb." |
Eh, 99 times out of 100 it isn't that people on the internet don't know the correct way to use two/to/too but rather that they are typing quickly, without thinking and don't check it to see that they did it.5/11/2010 2:11:35 PM |
State Oz All American 1897 Posts user info edit post |
maybe few
i knew a girl who spelled them "mabie" and "fue"
yes, i stuck my dick in her, because you don't have to be a brainiac to have a wet pussy 5/11/2010 2:11:47 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Would you say that you had to, in fact, choke back the dickhead?" |
Indeed I did. Twas a hard pill to swallow.5/11/2010 2:12:30 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
i can't spell definitely if i'm writing by hand
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 5/11/2010 2:31:44 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
just write mos def, you'll sound more better 5/11/2010 2:41:11 PM |
tl All American 8430 Posts user info edit post |
on topic: Don't all web browsers have built-in spell check nowadays? When I see misspelled words on the interweb, I blame it on pure fucking laziness more than stupidity. You see that squiggly red line? That means you fucked up!
A lot of the words in this thread aren't even words "educated people" should know. They're words that children should know... sale/sell there/they're/their/to/two/too/your/you're then/than lose/loose That shit is 3rd grade material. I can understand how a marginally retarded adult can misspell "guarantee" and "restaurant," but I can't understand how anyone screws up the simple ones I just listed.
off topic:
Quote : | "just as I think every educated person should know calculus.... but they dont. Even simple algebra is hard for some " educated people "" |
There's that classic case of the researchers who interviewed a handful of students at a Harvard graduation on simple science literacy. Haahvaaad graduates, the smartest people in the country, our future leaders ... and 90% of them thought it gets warmer in the summer because the earth is closer to the sun than in winter. You can start a long discussion about the level of science/math literacy in our country with this as a starting point. (Generalizing a lot here) It seems that "smart people" know Shakespeare, know a little Latin, and know a lot of history, but there's almost no consideration paid to their knowledge of science or the natural world. If you can graduate from Harvard and get automatic respect from everyone in the nation but not know why the summer is hotter than winter ... you're not smart in my book.
[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 3:00 PM. Reason : ]5/11/2010 3:00:18 PM |
fdhelmin All American 1058 Posts user info edit post |
since/sense
"That doesn't make any since." =
[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 3:22 PM. Reason : conscience vs. conscious] 5/11/2010 3:19:25 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Quote : "You forgot two with the to/too. Yep, I have seen some one use two instead of too on a written note. I was all like OMG... you're kinda dumb."
Eh, 99 times out of 100 it isn't that people on the internet don't know the correct way to use two/to/too but rather that they are typing quickly, without thinking and don't check it to see that they did it.
" |
no not the internetz, a hand written note!5/11/2010 4:25:18 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That shit is 3rd grade material. I can understand how a marginally retarded adult can misspell "guarantee" and "restaurant," but I can't understand how anyone screws up the simple ones I just listed." |
oo sick burn dude
and ask a harvard guy a question in his field and he will blow your fuckin socks off, even if you think you know stuff. point is he worked hard to get through school and you just....went to state
do you know everything about every subject?i would like you to enlighten me on the sbject of the natural world.
your gripe is stupid
[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 4:30 PM. Reason : g]5/11/2010 4:27:15 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42541 Posts user info edit post |
All words you learn by the age of 12.
(funny/sad thing is, those are the exact words most commonly misspelled)
/thread 5/11/2010 4:33:52 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Dilemma 5/11/2010 8:21:48 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
my dad used to drill this stuff in my head. speaking and writing.
his mantra: "WORDS HAVE MEANING" use language properly. it's what separates us from monkeys.
(coming from the girl who never capitalizes ahaha ) 5/11/2010 9:45:45 PM |
MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
"Again," Julius Hodge.
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5/11/2010 10:22:17 PM |
tl All American 8430 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "and ask a harvard guy a question in his field and he will blow your fuckin socks off, even if you think you know stuff. point is he worked hard to get through school and you just....went to state
do you know everything about every subject?i would like you to enlighten me on the sbject of the natural world.
your gripe is stupid" |
Just as this thread is about educated people screwing up 3rd grade spelling/grammar, my gripe is about people screwing up 6th grade science.
No, I don't know everything about every subject. I also worked hard to get through school, even though I just ... went to state. But I can remember a lot of the shit I learned in elementary school, such as the difference between there, their, and they're, and why summer is warmer than winter.5/12/2010 8:28:11 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
If you have trouble with spelling, I understand it. I remember "Hooked on Phonics." I just wanted my students and writers to be smart about using their spell check. It really upset me to see a well-written paper with the occasional weird or wrong word because someone just auto-corrected everything and didn't bother to carefully read their paper afterward. 5/12/2010 8:42:54 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Everything is better in rhime. " |
5/13/2010 5:09:30 AM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Hooker on Phonics"" |
That's what I read at least.
Oh yea, "atleast" isn't a word. That pisses me off almost as much as "alot".
...Phonics sounds like some hardcore shit, those hookers must really have a problem.5/13/2010 5:47:35 AM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "It seems that "smart people" know Shakespeare, know a little Latin, and know a lot of history, but there's almost no consideration paid to their knowledge of science or the natural world. If you can graduate from Harvard and get automatic respect from everyone in the nation but not know why the summer is hotter than winter ... you're not smart in my book." |
This is the main reason why I think we're in trouble. Countries like India and China take science VERY seriously and churn out engineers and scientists at astonishing rates. We are used to being on top and everyone here seems to have this attitude that "somebody else will handle that stupid science crap". The religious movement in this country is extremely dangerous for this exact reason. At a time where we need to be pushing more and more people to enter scientific fields, you have a bunch of shit for brains trying to convince people to stay as stupid as possible because some other shit for brains claimed a non-existent skydaddy said to do so in a fucking ancient text.]5/13/2010 6:49:44 AM |