and yeah, I've licked ass before too.

5/13/2010 9:57:41 PM

ewww, twoozles admits she got a stank vag

5/13/2010 9:59:09 PM

^^

not even in the same motherfucking ballpark

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 9:59 PM. Reason : .]

5/13/2010 9:59:11 PM

nothin' wrong with a little stank pussy...long as you know it was because she went all day sweatin' and not because she got the funk all up in dat shit.

5/13/2010 10:00:52 PM

nope! i always smell good! i shower at least 2 times a day(sometimes 3 if i've been working out) and i'm all stocked with various fruity lotions, sprays, etc. i just think it's disgusting that you would put anything in your mouth that came from your own body and actually enjoy it

5/13/2010 10:01:45 PM

do you not ever taste your sweat?

5/13/2010 10:02:36 PM

doesn't mean i don't think it's gross

5/13/2010 10:03:35 PM

You have an entirely different problem.

5/13/2010 10:03:56 PM

the multitude of soap, toothbrushes, dental floss, etc might suggest that. my friends say i'm like that crazy ocd chick on glee


[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 10:08 PM. Reason : ]

5/13/2010 10:06:22 PM

What if you are too drunk to fuck?

5/13/2010 10:07:06 PM

That most likely means she's too drunk to get wet. Dry pussy tastes bad.

5/13/2010 10:08:06 PM

Quote :

"What if you are too drunk to fuck?"

how exactly does that happen?

5/13/2010 10:08:09 PM

Quote :

"Dude, I used to cum in my wife all the time and then eat it."

5/13/2010 10:08:31 PM

I have snorted a whiff of twoozles' vagina before, and I can confirm that it smells like rosemary and evergreen

5/13/2010 10:08:32 PM

you may think that's a good thing

but that's not the way pussy is suppose to smell

someone has a novel delightful infection

5/13/2010 10:09:47 PM

Quote :

"GLAZE MY FACE"

5/13/2010 10:10:11 PM

I'd take her out to eat and then eat her out.

5/13/2010 10:11:09 PM

Quote :

"i like to drink occasionally but usually just a couple light beers with certain foods like wings and pizza. my experience with alcoholics has really changed my views on the activity of drinking. i'm not saying other people shouldn't enjoy it but it's just not right for me."

Wait.. you don't drink to get drunk.... yet you drink shitty beer?

Drink something with some flavor!

5/13/2010 10:11:22 PM

2 beers and i have a nice buzz. i enjoy blue moon and a couple others but i try not to drink a lot of calories. seems like a waste

5/13/2010 10:12:42 PM

Quote :

"my experience with alcoholics has really changed my views on the activity of drinking."

sorry i changed your views on the activity of drinking

5/13/2010 10:14:21 PM

A girl that doesn't suck dick seems like a waste also.

5/13/2010 10:14:35 PM

I only do it in the bathroom since I know its clean, plus bathroom/shower sex is fun.

5/13/2010 10:15:13 PM

twoozles, don't feel bad - I'm not a huge fan of it either

5/13/2010 10:17:07 PM

^^^*shrug* i'm not going to do something i consider disgusting just to keep a guy around

oh i don't feel bad, i'm doing just fine in that department

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : ]

5/13/2010 10:17:25 PM

if its clean to go in your pussy, its clean to go in your mouth...

5/13/2010 10:18:55 PM

I enjoy it but normally it leads to full on sex. That said, I have done just it in the shower with an ex a lot, a lot of times it was just after regular sex, but not always.

I have a friend of time that used to say she would get guys to do it for her but she normally paid them back in kind, or at a later date with the full game.

5/13/2010 10:27:54 PM

Losers? Really? I enjoy it. Sometimes I get a little hungry. Doesn't mean I want to have a workout afterwards. Can't a man just eat in peace?

I for one can enjoy it for what it is and just leave it at that. The rest of you horndogs need some more control over your hormones.

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 10:30 PM. Reason : .]

5/13/2010 10:29:11 PM

I agree with shmorri2, with "sometimes" being a key word.

5/13/2010 10:36:28 PM

embedded for my bestie kiljadn:

5/13/2010 10:37:04 PM

This thread delivered the hilarity!!!

Quote :

"I have snorted a whiff of twoozles' vagina before, and I can confirm that it smells like rosemary and evergreen "

I want mine to smell like this, thank you!!

5/13/2010 10:42:58 PM

Im running away if i smell a vag that smells like rosemary.

5/13/2010 10:43:39 PM

^^Well, I can stuff you my secret blend of "herbs and spices."

[Edited on May 13, 2010 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ^ no action for you, sir]

5/13/2010 10:44:06 PM

that's a pretty gross combination though

5/13/2010 10:44:07 PM

I was told spinach and pepperoni was a bad combination, but I tend to like it on my pizzas.

5/13/2010 10:45:14 PM

♥♥♥ egyeyes

5/13/2010 10:45:34 PM

and guys stick to fruit, taste tested by my dumbass exs

5/13/2010 10:48:58 PM

dammit, now I wanna eat some pussy

5/13/2010 10:55:44 PM

bwahahaha - i like

Quote :

"if its clean to go in your pussy, its clean to go in your mouth..."

5/13/2010 11:07:39 PM

I get irrationally nervous whenever a guy gets close. I have no idea why.

So I'm usually like... "eh don't worry about that lets just... do something else instead kthx."

5/13/2010 11:51:16 PM

^

5/13/2010 11:51:54 PM

^^ I dated a chick like that. I stuffed my face into her vag and she demanded it from then on. FACE RAPE.

5/13/2010 11:52:30 PM

haha all I can say is things always turn out well for the guy, because I'm kind of touched they thought about it in the first place.

my friend just tells me I need to drink more, and I'll be fine with it

^ sorry about your face rape

5/13/2010 11:54:05 PM

i, too, have had sex

5/13/2010 11:58:26 PM

prove it

5/14/2010 12:02:09 AM

A challenger appears!

5/14/2010 12:03:07 AM

5/14/2010 12:03:08 AM

Wait, you two aren't a couple? (DDK+H8R)?

5/14/2010 12:03:18 AM

last time I checked I am not facebook official with anyone

*single ladies dance*

5/14/2010 12:04:30 AM

I eat out all the time with out having sex. mmmm Chinese!

5/14/2010 12:06:04 AM

He should get a ring on that and get you on lockdown right quick

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 12:06 AM. Reason : ^ takeout mmm ]

5/14/2010 12:06:32 AM