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5/14/2010 4:00:06 PM

do it sweaty

5/14/2010 4:00:22 PM

is there any other way?

5/14/2010 4:01:55 PM

dunno. spose you could do it stiff.

5/14/2010 4:04:22 PM

wait, are we still talking about airplane bottles in my bra?

5/14/2010 4:05:38 PM

this just seems gross to me

5/14/2010 4:07:55 PM

gross because i'm a big girl and i have an ample bosom in which to store said bottles? or gross because you don't like liquor?

as i stated before, i don't even drink straight liquor, least of all warm straight liquor - this thread is purely in jest. i just like talking about my ample bosom.

5/14/2010 4:09:35 PM

nothing about sweaty hot liquor seems appetizing

5/14/2010 4:10:52 PM

I don't see how this could be gross.

5/14/2010 4:21:35 PM

only 4 or 5?

You're doing it wrong.

5/14/2010 4:22:32 PM

hahahaha

school me oh wise one

5/14/2010 4:23:16 PM

8-9

5/14/2010 4:23:48 PM

Has anyone invented the bra that holds alcohol and has a convenient pull out straw yet?

5/14/2010 4:26:48 PM

fyi

these things are rad

http://www.disposableflasks.com/

5/14/2010 4:31:39 PM

college football games we'd just have ziploc bags

5/14/2010 4:33:23 PM

i don't get how storing liquor bottles in your boobs is gross

if i've ever worn cowboy boots to a football game i've put them in my SHOE and then used them. i think feet are grosser than boobs. especially where sweat is involved.

i mean 1) you are drunk (or soon to be drunk from consuming said mini bottles) 2) its alcohol - rub a little of that wherever you are going to put your mouth for instant sanitation

5/14/2010 4:39:09 PM

hahahahaahah

LOL @ the PM i just got asking for pics of my tits

attn: users with 4 posts

5/14/2010 4:41:41 PM

GIVE ME BOOB PICS WOMAN! (it wasn't me though i swear)

anyways

poor me i can only fit 1 (possibly 2) mini bottles in my bra. and i usually have to do it on my side where my arms can cover the bulge cause my bosom is not ample

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 4:43 PM. Reason : .]

5/14/2010 4:43:00 PM

you could probably hide more in your snatch

no underwear = easy access

5/14/2010 4:53:46 PM

^hahah i'm pretty sure you just insulted me by saying i have a loose pussy. gtfo.

5/14/2010 4:55:51 PM

Quote :

"Has anyone invented the bra that holds alcohol and has a convenient pull out straw yet?"

Yes. It's the female version of the "Beer Belly".

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/winerack.asp

5/14/2010 5:12:05 PM

hahahaha

Quote :

"Now you can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends!"

5/14/2010 5:14:35 PM

this thread is useless w/o pics

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 5:17 PM. Reason : pilgrims hoes don't count]

5/14/2010 5:17:26 PM

"i got something you could smuggle in your tits"

5/14/2010 5:17:58 PM

sounds to me like youre either wearing the wrong size bra or got them nasty too-squishy fat bitch tittays if you're able to fit that many airplane bottles

5/14/2010 8:01:29 PM

Quote :

"them nasty too-squishy fat bitch tittays"

too-squishy? check.
fat bitch tittays? check.

nasty? naaaaah.

you wanna touch 'em?

5/14/2010 9:26:46 PM

Sure!

5/14/2010 9:29:00 PM

FYI

There were no airplane bottles in my bra.

However, I was the 10th person to cross the stage, and I get the feeling that the people sitting around me for the next HOUR waiting for them to call out everyone's names could really have used a drink.

5/15/2010 4:51:28 PM

pics??

5/15/2010 4:52:00 PM

they're on Facebook, i'll be damned if i'm posting them here

5/15/2010 4:53:09 PM

they are about as attractive as a belly roll

5/15/2010 4:55:34 PM

trust me, those gowns were freaking huge - no one would have noticed i was packing heat.

besides, quite a few people snuck in cans of silly string. they had a blast when they announced the end of the ceremony

5/15/2010 5:00:36 PM

think how many joints you could fit in your bra

5/15/2010 5:06:02 PM

This thread took its natural progression.

1. Initial silliness.
2. Hilarious backlash.
3. Request for boob pics.

/thread

5/27/2010 12:33:34 AM

1. Initial silliness.
2. Hilarious backlash.
3. Request for boob pics.
4. Blackdog references illegal drugs.
5. ...
6. Blackdog accuses people of riding his nuts.

5/27/2010 12:41:04 AM