^Secured his pool-viewing window purposefully, with the intentions of seeing much glorious midnight dick swaying.

5/16/2010 1:45:40 AM

^Argues that Britney Spears is talented.

5/16/2010 1:49:58 AM

Derailing for just a moment.

^^ You should have seen the massive fatass dude that went and got in the hot tub this morning, while it was pouring rain. I came back from breakfast and was all like... um...

^ Also fast.

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 1:50 AM. Reason : .]

5/16/2010 1:50:09 AM

Wants to bang George Takei.

5/16/2010 1:50:52 AM

"Oh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

5/16/2010 1:52:10 AM

sees a lot of immigrants daily

5/16/2010 12:09:30 PM

Isn't actually a hater at all

5/16/2010 12:10:16 PM

Likes that small Japanese penis.

5/16/2010 12:19:21 PM

thinks she's funny

5/16/2010 12:22:26 PM

Needs to come out of the closet.

5/16/2010 12:35:14 PM

sends "put it in my butt" pm's

5/16/2010 12:36:59 PM

needs to find something better to do than post for every post

5/16/2010 12:38:08 PM

loves the

5/16/2010 12:40:21 PM

got moneys

5/16/2010 12:42:21 PM

^^probably thinkin about some


^also likes the

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 12:43 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2010 12:42:37 PM

is justifiably upset

5/16/2010 12:43:56 PM

mild autism

5/16/2010 12:53:46 PM

I'm pretty sure he's able to write in cursive on vaginal walls.

5/16/2010 12:58:14 PM

I never sign my name in print.

5/16/2010 12:58:44 PM

prolly pullin' some foreign tale at the moment

5/16/2010 1:02:23 PM

5/16/2010 1:02:23 PM

he steals cars and virginities whenever possible

5/16/2010 2:01:10 PM

I love bmel

5/16/2010 2:01:37 PM

really loves lamp

5/16/2010 2:03:01 PM

Was once a nationally ranked MMX racer.

5/16/2010 2:27:37 PM

If he had a tail, it would remain between his legs

5/16/2010 2:48:37 PM

extremely optimistic

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 4:05 PM. Reason : dbl poast]

5/16/2010 3:57:09 PM

obviously doesn't know how to correctly use TWW

5/16/2010 7:45:46 PM

is a filthy whore

5/16/2010 7:46:04 PM

is a queer

5/16/2010 7:46:53 PM

is a breeder

5/16/2010 7:47:21 PM

I love MrsCake

I love evan

5/16/2010 7:47:45 PM

is a gentleman

5/16/2010 7:50:28 PM

is an extremely clean whore

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 7:51 PM. Reason : for the record, i don't think you're a whore at all.]

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 7:52 PM. Reason : V gayer]

5/16/2010 7:51:06 PM

gay

5/16/2010 7:51:33 PM

is begonias

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 7:52 PM. Reason : ^^]

5/16/2010 7:51:49 PM

^^gets cold easy

whiny bitch

5/16/2010 7:52:20 PM

^^^ I assume he is not the type to recycle.
^^ I assume he like cats more than the average person
^ I assume that she'd be all up on deez if she met me


[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 7:54 PM. Reason : k]

5/16/2010 7:52:57 PM

Could probably kick my ass in Mario Kart 64.

5/16/2010 7:55:21 PM

Smiles with orange slices in his mouth

[Edited on May 16, 2010 at 7:59 PM. Reason : I]

5/16/2010 7:59:22 PM

Doesn't let Ken do the laundry so he's forced to be dependent on her

5/16/2010 8:03:05 PM

doesnt like me

5/16/2010 8:04:58 PM

Very polite and rarely late.

5/16/2010 8:05:14 PM

bad at assuming

5/16/2010 8:38:35 PM

Hates BlackDog

5/16/2010 8:49:34 PM

likes icebergs

5/16/2010 8:50:37 PM

Prefers blondes.

5/16/2010 8:51:04 PM

catcher

5/16/2010 9:21:08 PM

Likes the Yankees.

5/16/2010 9:23:55 PM

wants a girlfriend

5/16/2010 9:46:45 PM