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5/17/2010 2:01:21 PM

they're married yo

which is probably obvious with her little pic of her being pregnant and everything

5/17/2010 2:01:52 PM

Hahaha, I wanted to see her reaction, but way to be on top of it, BB!

5/17/2010 2:09:09 PM

BB can't get on top of anything lol

5/17/2010 2:11:11 PM

oh snap.

5/17/2010 2:21:29 PM

that's what the bed's support beam said

5/17/2010 2:22:23 PM

whatever man I'm sure you weigh more than I do

5/17/2010 2:26:48 PM

Oh Jesus Christ...okay, let me try to get to all of these.

Flying Tiger: I love making the CakeLove vanilla cake recipe with any kind of variation on buttercream. It involves three tablespoons of vanilla and is SO GOOD.

OptimusPrime: I am not a licensed hairdresser; I am, however, a licensed teacher (English 9-12 and theatre arts K-12).

Spontaneous: I mean we chat online for, like, two hours every day, so...I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. (We've been married for almost two years and are expecting our demon spawn pretty soon. God help it.)

Speaking of, I already TOLD you you could hang out with Meg, B; also, there are no nudes because I'm too self-conscious, and if there were I wouldn't post them

I love all of you!

5/17/2010 6:33:02 PM

5/17/2010 7:49:43 PM

Do you specialize in any other desserts?

5/17/2010 7:50:57 PM

In addition to cake/cupcakes, I make a damn good apple pie, and cookies. Almost any baking, really.

5/17/2010 8:29:02 PM

When are you going to visit me mrsgibbon?

5/17/2010 8:30:17 PM

I don't know where you live, son!

Oh wait, my bad, that wasn't directed at me...I'm not a gibbon. I think of the lower primates, I associate most with the orangutan.

5/17/2010 8:37:22 PM

Bitch I asked about Meg last night.

5/17/2010 9:28:26 PM

How is married life?

5/17/2010 9:29:15 PM

this shit should be at least 10 pages by now

5/18/2010 12:59:45 AM

Let's pick this shit up!

5/18/2010 1:00:17 AM

pad

5/18/2010 1:00:29 AM

How many feet long is your husband's penis?

5/18/2010 1:43:38 AM

pad

5/18/2010 1:44:16 AM

DO BABIES NEGOTIATE?!

5/18/2010 1:48:19 AM

What kind of yard boys does your milkshake bring?

5/18/2010 1:51:06 AM

Married life is all right. Laundry and dishes never end, but that's the case with any domestic arrangement, regardless of marital status. The tax returns are pretty sweet, and my family can't talk shit about me shacking up with my significant other, cause it's Jesus-approved.

My husband's penis is eleventy feet long!

Babies...are apparently amenable to negotiations, if they involve massive amounts of drugs. Although I may have just knocked him into a stupor to the point that he's too tired to cause me any more grief.

My milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard. I don't discriminate.

5/18/2010 7:22:16 PM

5/18/2010 8:23:11 PM

how's life

9/12/2010 12:31:16 PM

What was your first thought when I reported the chinchilla as missing?

9/12/2010 2:09:53 PM

MrsCake SO posted after i bumped this

how rude!

9/12/2010 2:12:48 PM

My cake lovings are pretty boring, yellow cake chocolate frosting. Does this anger you?

9/12/2010 2:17:30 PM

OH MY GOD I DID NOT SEE THIS BB I AM SO SORRY

1. Life would be better if I didn't owe the hospital a shitload of money for my baby.
2. I seriously was afraid the chinchilla had escaped and been eaten by a hawk. True story.
3. Naw, doesn't upset me. You can really dress up yellow cake and chocolate frosting, and it's a classic, so it's all good.

9/16/2010 2:25:31 PM

aww

9/16/2010 6:37:33 PM