IB someone says they got a stress fracture in their penis from overuse

5/16/2010 10:09:31 PM

i've already made the joke thta now ive got the biggest rod of all my friends

5/16/2010 10:10:21 PM

Quote :

"It looks like pilgrimshoes Deserved a break. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

5/16/2010 10:11:09 PM

Threads like this make my want to puke. I hate when medical maladies are described to me.

5/16/2010 10:12:55 PM

What was your time in the half-marathon?

5/16/2010 10:13:50 PM

get well soon!!!


ps I hate to say this, but that picture pre-op looked cool

5/16/2010 10:13:57 PM

sorry to hear about your leg, get well soon!




This is another example of why long distance running is so harsh on your body.

5/16/2010 10:35:24 PM

You couldn't hop on one foot the remaining 50 feet?

5/16/2010 10:41:45 PM

yeah, man. I tore a hip flexor in a run one time and still finished with a personal best. jeez, man.



today we are all pilgrimshoes' leg.

sorry to hear that you can't run anymore. sux for you. and I say that as someone who hates running, lol

5/16/2010 10:44:36 PM

It looks like pilgrimshoes




Didn't have a leg to stand on.



YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5/16/2010 10:46:07 PM

YOUR BALLROOM DAYS ARE OVER

5/16/2010 10:46:12 PM

Maybe we should call you [user]pilgrimcrutches[/user] from now on



Sorry about your knee though.

5/16/2010 11:48:37 PM

just pour some 'tussin on it

5/17/2010 12:25:22 AM

You know, 6 months ago I would have bet against you finishing a half marathon, but more because you were a pudgy hobbit back then. I didn't realize it would be because you have bones like Betty White.

Get better, and enjoy the meds.

5/17/2010 12:30:05 AM

betty white would have finished like a man

none of this OH BOO HOO MY LEG SNAPPED IN TWO I CANT RUN bullshit

5/17/2010 7:55:45 AM

ouch, sucks dude. hope you're back on your feet soon.

5/17/2010 8:52:21 AM

It looks like pilgrimshoes




Should have braced himself before he got swept off his feet.



YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5/17/2010 8:59:30 AM

ehhhhh that one's a stretch.

5/17/2010 9:00:03 AM

swing and a miss

5/17/2010 9:03:47 AM

5/17/2010 9:05:12 AM

5/17/2010 9:11:44 AM

ouch! no bueno.

5/17/2010 9:13:01 AM

God and TroopofEchos got it right. EMCE did not

5/17/2010 9:15:15 AM

tough break, mang.

5/17/2010 9:16:05 AM

this is terrible

I am a lot more upset by this than I should be.

5/17/2010 9:16:20 AM

Looks like EMCE


couldn't get a break.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5/17/2010 9:20:52 AM

oh great, now I'm getting scored on by you people

5/17/2010 9:23:10 AM

5/17/2010 9:53:46 AM

you got dat 190% osteoporosis.

[Edited on May 17, 2010 at 9:56 AM. Reason : .]

5/17/2010 9:56:50 AM

Ouch. Get well soon. I always knew there was a downside to those pilgrim shoes. Next time get a pair of New Balances.

5/17/2010 10:21:19 AM

^ LOL, and we're back on track ITT.

[Edited on May 17, 2010 at 10:42 AM. Reason : seriously though, i hope you're okay.]

5/17/2010 10:42:13 AM

Quote :

"they came out on the course, flipped me over, got it stablized, and i finished on a gurney. lulz."

hahaha

Good luck in recovery and PT. Stick with it and do what the doc/therapist says and you'll come out with a better appreciation for your ability to walk around .

Quote :

" Deb Let me know if you need any help during recovery. I'm out of town Wed-Fri for work but otherwise just let me know if you need me to walk your dog or help with your grocery shopping, etc... Kim Same. I'm around. 2 hours ago"

lulz

5/17/2010 11:34:57 AM

[Edited on May 17, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : f]

5/17/2010 12:00:47 PM

good god what a nasty break

good luck with that man

lunak might have a boot you can wear

5/17/2010 12:06:25 PM

read the story, thats scary

way to tough it out and finish

but *hopefully* had you any suspicion that their might have been a fracture you wouldnt have ran the race/would have stopped instantly and sought medical attention

all in all, hopefully youd know it wasnt worth it

[Edited on May 17, 2010 at 12:12 PM. Reason : g]

5/17/2010 12:11:21 PM

Quote :

"lunak might have a boot you can wear"

haha i totally do... although my legs are longer than his, might be too big

5/17/2010 12:15:13 PM

i knew something was wrong, but didnt know it was that wrong.

in hindsight, i knew i had localized pain prior to even starting, and should have probably withdrew from the race as a whole.

but im a stubborn bitch.

[Edited on May 17, 2010 at 12:20 PM. Reason : ive never broken anything before either, so i didnt really know what to look for in warning signs]

5/17/2010 12:19:04 PM

i feel kinda bad now. is this the issue that i was telling you to just ice it and get through? or was that the foot?

5/17/2010 12:19:59 PM

nah that was early on in the training, and i took like 2 weeks off from that

in turn, due to trying to "catch up" on the training after the injury, i expedited the mileage increases on the long run, and admidtedly didnt keep up on my mid week runs like i should have to gain the strength necessary

i pretty much fucked myself from the get go here, and i realize that now.

i thought it'd just work itself out

5/17/2010 12:22:22 PM

Quote :

"i thought it'd just work itself out"

well maybe you can be a long distance biker when you're all fixed up.


Are they saying you can run long distances again? if so that sucks ballz

5/17/2010 12:43:03 PM

you didnt crawl across the finish line...pussy





ok not really, bummer on the leg

5/17/2010 4:00:41 PM

dan morgan walked off the field with a broken femur... that's gonna be a hard one to top

5/17/2010 4:01:29 PM

how is your leg?

5/17/2010 10:43:22 PM

from last thursday, 11 days after the surgery.

rod to the top

for the sports fans in the audience, in the ortho surgeons office, he had some things where he had done some work with dr. james andrews. also, a hand written letter and hall of fame induction ceremony ticket from Dan Marino... to the effect of marino had had a few surgeries from this guy and was showing appreciation for good work by inviting him to the HOF ceremony.

kinda neat

[Edited on June 1, 2010 at 7:32 AM. Reason : idk if that shit is like, permanently bent now or what]

6/1/2010 7:29:40 AM

Damn b. You gonna set off airport metal detectors and shit now? lol

6/1/2010 7:32:50 AM

haha oh yeah i will

i guess i have to get one of those cards or something

gonna have to get wanded for any metal detector from here on out.

reverse wolverine and shit

6/1/2010 7:35:33 AM

painful winters ahead as well.

6/1/2010 8:32:15 AM

Laces out.

6/1/2010 10:20:27 AM

what type of metal is the rod made of?

6/1/2010 10:26:05 AM

set em up

6/1/2010 10:27:55 AM