Hey omgyouresexy, why don't you come over here with your wife and then leave

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:29 PM. Reason : Hahaha I'm just kidding of course, but you would fulfill it right? For me?]

5/28/2010 11:28:42 PM

lol

5/28/2010 11:29:13 PM

wait, you want me to leave with my wife? or without? She can stay there, no problem.

and ^^^ I make love fuck, not hate fuck, sadly :/

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:33 PM. Reason : ftw]

5/28/2010 11:32:33 PM

hey Skwinkle, let's go split a medium rare New York strip with one fork and one knife. It will be a date. Oh and then we can get drunk and make out.

hey joenumbers, how about you let me clean that eye socket?

hey Fareako, why don't you come over and not get drunk and watch Tara and me make out?

hey omgyouresexy, what do you say about coming over and standing awkwardly close to me while I chop vegetables for a stir fry?

5/28/2010 11:33:23 PM

Well if I have to explain it it's not funny anymore

5/28/2010 11:33:45 PM

You just want me to be close to you while you have a knife so you'll feel some level of protection. Plus, we've had this conversation. I can't be close to you, as I fill you full of lust and desire.

Sorry Ken, I told her all the terrible shit that would make no woman ever want to love me. Hell, I ever told her I had a thing for you... wait... uhh... nevermind.

5/28/2010 11:35:27 PM

^^^^ Be open to trying new things.

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:36 PM. Reason : .]

5/28/2010 11:35:51 PM

^^haha...that is why I said it.

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:36 PM. Reason : not the knife part]

5/28/2010 11:36:19 PM

shit, ain't nobody propositioning me

5/28/2010 11:36:36 PM

i did

5/28/2010 11:37:34 PM

I STARTED TO EVAN... but then I realized that if I had to choose between you doing my dished and a naked khcadwal... well... lets just say i didn't want to hurt your feelings.


^^^ shhh, you're not supposed to tell nobody these things. Everything is a joke on the internets!

[Edited on May 28, 2010 at 11:42 PM. Reason : Yo [insertusernamehere], would you kindly [verb] my [direct object]]

5/28/2010 11:39:12 PM

this thread is boring now.

5/28/2010 11:44:04 PM

Hey user, would you mind PM'ing me some nudez


I will only post them with your permission!

5/28/2010 11:44:59 PM

hey simonn, let's say you come over to play a heated game of minesweeper with me and then talk about our feelings openly before a recording device and then put the video on youtube to become viral?

hey even, what do you say about playing soccer in the rain in our skivvies? 20%?

5/28/2010 11:45:07 PM

hey sector2, why don't you come over here and mow my lawn

5/28/2010 11:50:06 PM

hey punchmonk, why don't you come over here and mow my lawn

5/28/2010 11:50:42 PM

riding lawnmower and I am on it.

5/28/2010 11:51:46 PM

Quote :

"hey even, what do you say about playing soccer in the rain in our skivvies? 20%?"

that sounds like my idea of a perfect night, haha

5/28/2010 11:58:33 PM

lol

5/28/2010 11:58:36 PM

evan how about you, me, and the bada bathroom in an hour?

5/29/2010 12:00:48 AM

got room for one more!?

5/29/2010 12:03:39 AM

Theres always room for Randilicious

5/29/2010 12:04:32 AM

hey khcadwal....i'll give you that massage and then we can play in the rain

5/29/2010 12:04:39 AM

^^^ inverted oreo

and this rain would be perfect to in

5/29/2010 12:04:48 AM

only if evan will let you.

5/29/2010 12:05:38 AM

hellz yeah

girl, i want to put a slice of buttered toast between yo butt cheeks.

5/29/2010 12:06:20 AM

ahahahaha wtf, buttered toast?

5/29/2010 12:06:37 AM

There's only 6 people in this thread I would . You guys can sort out who they are.

5/29/2010 12:07:08 AM

ewww crumbs

5/29/2010 12:07:50 AM

Quote :

"ahahahaha wtf, buttered toast?"

5/29/2010 12:08:24 AM

dude, if you're talking about putting buttered toast between some cheeks... perhaps you needs to use some moisturizing lotion to... you know... do your business... and maybe get a nice silicone based lubricant or something

5/29/2010 12:09:36 AM

um... duh... BUTTERED toast.

5/29/2010 12:10:20 AM

Quote :

"wtf, buttered toast?"

5/29/2010 12:11:31 AM

thread of the evening

5/29/2010 12:11:56 AM

so are you saying you have some darkened toast?

5/29/2010 12:12:29 AM

His toaster is set to 8

5/29/2010 12:12:58 AM

Quote :

"would probably work best with misha. because she could probably make the toast disappear with her amazing rear. scientifically speaking."

hahahaha....awesome!!! Randy said that, misha.

5/29/2010 12:13:45 AM

hey omgsexydude!

you should come over and play Street Fighter 4 with me... and by street fighter 4... i mean "hide the peen"

[Edited on May 29, 2010 at 12:17 AM. Reason : backstage talk exposed ITT]

5/29/2010 12:16:22 AM

I am masterful at the game...


TheTuck

5/29/2010 12:17:44 AM

Hey Punchmonkey,

you and ken should come over with some tequila and watch netflix with me... bring a camera and an open mind.

5/29/2010 12:25:19 AM

^only if you skype the whole thing to me... then I approve

5/29/2010 12:25:52 AM

whore

5/29/2010 12:28:05 AM

5/29/2010 12:30:36 AM

KNIFE IN THE BUTT

5/29/2010 12:31:09 AM

hey dropdeadkate, i will eat your cookies so hard

hey schmores, we're gettin dirty again on june 6th

5/29/2010 12:31:21 AM

chocolatervh: what netflix movie? and it is more red wine that gets me the drunkest because I actually like the flavor of that.

5/29/2010 12:31:40 AM

hey H8R when are you gonna teach me how to drive a stick shift

5/29/2010 12:33:28 AM

DDK,

I wanna dress up you in a monkey suit and cover you in dried banana chips, gurl...

5/29/2010 12:37:56 AM

hmmm....

sexpencil. i wanna make you into a fountain pen

[Edited on May 29, 2010 at 12:39 AM. Reason : double post... lets make this work]

5/29/2010 12:37:56 AM

That's it kids, I'm calling it a night, but before I do...



Hey miska, could I get you to come over and rub me down with some of this eucalyptus massage oil? Whenever, it can be on your own time.

5/29/2010 12:38:35 AM