Will you make more cookies for trivia this week? PLEASE?!

5/31/2010 11:00:41 AM

Quote :

"DAZZLING DONKEY KONG"

5/31/2010 11:03:47 AM

^^haha yes. any requests? or shall i just concoct something like I usually do?

^ I WILL CUT YOU

5/31/2010 11:12:59 AM

make chocolate cookies with nuts and caramel in the middle. i don't know what they're called or how to make them, but my friend's mom makes them and they are like sex in your mouth.

5/31/2010 11:19:29 AM

5/31/2010 11:20:21 AM

In my experience, sex in your mouth isn't particularly tasty. I mean, not horrible..... but not awesome.

5/31/2010 11:21:28 AM

or is it???

5/31/2010 11:26:10 AM

how many pillows do you have on your bed?

5/31/2010 11:33:58 AM

I thought twoozles didn't like sex in the mouth

5/31/2010 3:20:41 PM

i don't. that is disgusting. there is a whole thread about it and i got several PMs from people suggesting i give it a try and i never will. gross.

5/31/2010 3:40:53 PM

You will die alone.

5/31/2010 3:41:20 PM

If oral sex is gross, then kissing is gross. It's not like the mouth is cleaner than genitalia, especially if you take a shower beforehand.

5/31/2010 3:46:17 PM

^^welcome to my life

5/31/2010 3:48:36 PM

best start acquiring a taste for penis, I guess.

[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 3:57 PM. Reason : Not trying to be an asshole...just saying that your approach is a road to ruin. Embrace the cock.]

5/31/2010 3:54:46 PM

I <3 oral sex. not that anyone asked but w/e

there are 7 pillows on my bed if you count catfish

as for the cookies i shall try and find the recipe but no promises. I've never made stuffed cookies before.

5/31/2010 4:24:41 PM

Kate, how do you feel about oral sex?

Also, is it considered bad form to not wash the gold bond off of my sack before throwing my junk into a lady's face?

5/31/2010 4:28:33 PM

yes. that is totally bad form.

5/31/2010 4:29:43 PM

Why were you so insistant on getting rid of your other ask ddk thread? Do you miss it?

5/31/2010 4:32:52 PM

i never told you to delete the entire thread

5/31/2010 4:36:05 PM

5/31/2010 4:40:15 PM

Quote :

"In my experience, sex in your mouth isn't particularly tasty. I mean, not horrible..... but not awesome."

blasphemy

Quote :

"I <3 oral sex. not that anyone asked but w/e"

6/1/2010 2:04:21 AM

How did you make those mini Reese's cup cookies? Just take a glob of plain cookie dough and place a cup in the middle and bake? I NEED TO KNOW.

6/4/2010 2:09:08 AM

How do you feel about guys who eat girls out without sex?

6/4/2010 2:22:46 AM

^^ you bake the dough in mini muffin tins and then right when they come out of the oven you press a FROZEN reeses cup in the center and voila



^ i don't see what the problem is. i've given bjs before w/o any sex. oral isn't about trying to get laid. if that's what people are trying to achieve then they're doing it wrong.

6/4/2010 2:40:47 AM

I completely forgot about my question and had a foodgasm at that picture.

6/4/2010 2:43:00 AM

haha

6/4/2010 2:46:17 AM

how you is, b00?

6/4/2010 9:44:41 AM

oh hey

I just woke up so I'm fabulous

it's going to suck when i have to have normal sleeping hours again when classes start though.

6/4/2010 11:25:18 AM

those reese cup cookies look fabulous /drool

6/4/2010 11:27:23 AM

i have a bunch left in the freezer. they didn't all get eaten this week

6/4/2010 11:30:29 AM

6/4/2010 3:02:05 PM

lol

6/4/2010 3:05:23 PM

6/4/2010 3:10:09 PM

6/4/2010 3:13:05 PM

Aaaaaaaahahhahaha H8R is my favorite

6/4/2010 9:56:25 PM

vanity bumped thread is vanity bumped

6/4/2010 9:57:24 PM

O DAMN

it's b00!

6/4/2010 9:57:43 PM

I am on aq car bit odkd where wed going

6/4/2010 10:02:26 PM

Kate that pic of those cookies is making me drool. DO WANT

6/4/2010 10:04:23 PM

sCRUBnAy NEsREp Br00mBazNer Brap lominu


THAT'S WHAT YOU SLIPPED IN

THAT'S WHAT WAS ON YOUR SHOE

AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION.. ON YOUR PALM!!!!


cAN YOU FEEL THAT cAPTAIN COMPOST?

THE DAY OF REDEMPTION .. IS AT HA.YANDDDDD!

6/4/2010 10:05:19 PM

I will scrabble tour mom

6/4/2010 10:19:16 PM

6/4/2010 10:19:40 PM

Oh hey H8R

6/4/2010 10:22:13 PM

Should XSMP stay or go?

7/26/2010 2:48:20 PM

This is a 2 parter: 1) Are you coming to trivia this week? & most importantly 2) are you baking cookies?

7/26/2010 2:57:04 PM

This is a 2 parter also: are you coming? will you ?

7/26/2010 6:23:32 PM

measure around the smallest point of your waist

then measure around the largest part of your ass

then divide the ass number by the waist number

what is the final result?

i am not interested in the first two measurements, just the final ratio

7/26/2010 6:27:36 PM

bttt

7/28/2010 7:49:55 PM

*signed

7/28/2010 7:53:05 PM

9/11/2010 11:46:21 PM