Just ask me

6/9/2010 1:47:19 PM

Quote :

"if they dont mention a SO in the first 5 minutes of conversation theyre either single or a jerk"

6/9/2010 1:49:08 PM

I thought losing weight and looking better would help me become less shy around girls but i think it made it worse..

6/9/2010 1:50:39 PM

as outgoing as some people think I am. when it comes to a cute boy oh I am so awkward and shy. Yes i rather flee the scene then talk to them.

6/9/2010 4:43:51 PM

^^

Youre the man bro!!!

6/9/2010 4:49:00 PM

Talking to cute boys makes me want to throw up. Repeatedly. So does talking to ugly boys.

6/9/2010 4:52:33 PM

so that's why you threw up when i tried to talk to you..

6/9/2010 7:35:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NExk0iqICVM

6/9/2010 7:50:21 PM

ok its official, status single...feel free to laugh...

So we were going to church and we were texting to confirm and i text him:

Sorry to be really awkward but i rather know than make someone else angry..but do you have a gf or are dating anyone...?

him: hahah single.

haha pwnt.

6/21/2010 5:16:33 PM

going to church is a good way to stay single

6/21/2010 5:17:17 PM

it two you nearly two weeks to come up with that?

6/21/2010 5:18:26 PM

yup. laugh away. and no my crush has subsided. I am enjoying his company. he's a cool guy and we got a few things in common.

6/21/2010 5:19:37 PM

Friend zone.

6/21/2010 5:20:04 PM

I don't ask, I just fuck

6/21/2010 5:20:29 PM

Friend zone.

6/21/2010 6:24:18 PM

i too become retarded around hot guys

which is why im glad i met my bf on match.com

i was soooo nervous for so long around him. (i consider his hotness out of my league, if he hit on me irl i would have thought he was kidding) it took me awhile to realize that he was actually into ME and then i calmed down.

i still get butterflies & get stupid excited to see him but it still mindfucks me that this hot guy knows everything about me now i guess it must not be that bad since he still keeps me around.

6/21/2010 6:34:21 PM

you have balls to admit that

6/21/2010 7:27:44 PM

^^ I too sometimes wonder why hot guys look at me, and I get all duurrrr.

Congrats on snagging that booty

6/21/2010 8:10:03 PM

girls.

LOL.

6/21/2010 8:18:45 PM

I got my SO off OKCupid. If I can't find it on the internet, I don't need it

6/21/2010 8:36:33 PM

I should just buy a wife online

6/21/2010 8:40:18 PM