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6/9/2010 8:13:46 PM

truths from page one:

1. she is already fucking someone in the restaurant so
2. it better be a HUGE bag of coke

/waitress for 5 years

6/9/2010 9:49:14 PM

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"STORY TIME Wasko, MATCH, datman, my girlfriend, and I went to Red Hot and Blue one time a couple years ago. Wasko was hitting on the waitress some kind of hard. We were laughing the whole time at him trying to talk with this girl. She didn't seem put-off about the whole thing, but she probably felt a little uncomfortable. We dared him to leave his phone number on his receipt. He did and she called him a few nights later! So Wasko, the waitress, her roommate, MATCH, and I were at the condo drinking and watching Hockey or a movie. datman was staying at his girlfriend's place and wdprice3 was out but came back later that night. Wasko ended up leaving because he had a test or class in the morning and the waitress ended up sleeping with MATCH they didn't have sex, she just slept next to him. His story is that he was passed out. I slept in my room and we left the roommate on the couch. I guess wdprice3 got home later and went to bed. When wdprice3 got up early and he started making breakfast. the roommate on the couch woke up and was all like "Who are you?" Bill is all like "I live here, who are YOU?!" She explained the story to him and then the waitress came out of MATCH's room. They asked Bill if he could drive them back to campus. So Bill's heart grew three sizes that day and he drove them back on campus and proceeded to go to class. Matt and I didn't know wtf happened to them until we saw Bill in Mann Hall later on and he told us the story. We lol'd."

That's a helluva story. I don't have stuff like that going on in my life anymore. I kinda miss it. All I have these days are "ZOMG WTFBBQ MY DOG(s) THREW UP ON MY FLOOR..." and "Why the hell haven't you gotten fired yet "
With that said, I still hit on (attractive) waitresses. I am also sure to leave them a tip. But just the tip, anything more and you're asking for a relationship and that shit just ain't fly.

6/9/2010 9:53:16 PM

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"I've dated a few people in the service industry, and my main advice is: 1. be like "YO I GOT THIS BAG OF COKE!"

wft

6/9/2010 9:53:52 PM

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"I've dated a few people in the service industry, and my main advice is: 1. be like "YO I GOT THIS BAG OF COKE!"

qft

6/9/2010 9:53:52 PM

fo sho

6/14/2010 2:42:39 PM

STORY TIME

I used to work at Andy's, and one of our waitresses (A) started doing drugs and loathed our new manager. We had a new waitress (B) that A took under her wing. One day, A decides to leave early and goes into the bathroom. She comes out and tells B that she left a line of coke for her in the bathroom and rolls out.

I can't remember if B took it or not though

6/14/2010 2:53:05 PM

I'm back dating a waitress at the bar I work at (well, she's a teacher full-time, server part-time).

Always funny when guys come up to the bar and ask, "What's the story on the cute blonde that's my waitress??"

I'll usually say that she's cool as shit and that I'm pretty sure she's single, but she's a tough one to read. That usually gets her the bigger tips.

6/14/2010 3:00:51 PM

I tried to date a Flying Saucer waitress. Hilarity misery ensued.

6/14/2010 3:06:30 PM

^^ what bar is that?

6/14/2010 3:28:47 PM

In this thread, dropdeadkate reveals that she's boned waiters for coke.

6/14/2010 4:21:07 PM

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"what bar is that?"

One in Charleston. You're more than welcome to come stalk me.

6/14/2010 4:38:42 PM

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[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 4:38 PM. Reason : .]

6/14/2010 4:38:42 PM

actually, ddk took coke so she could bang waiters, get it straight

6/15/2010 7:58:50 PM