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7/8/2010 1:36:53 AM

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"anagram for bartender?"

yep

7/8/2010 1:37:42 AM

I'm a English teacher, I teach kids how two right good.

7/8/2010 1:39:19 AM

^ is that you, mambagrl?

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 1:41 AM. Reason : durr]

7/8/2010 1:40:19 AM

I'm not a girl.

7/8/2010 1:42:59 AM

iirc, you don't have to be a girl to be an alias...

7/8/2010 1:44:06 AM

lol true

7/8/2010 1:45:35 AM

your probly write

7/8/2010 1:46:27 AM

tarbender is more a spoonerism than an anagram

7/8/2010 1:50:46 AM

Professor of Niggerology

ahem, I mean African-American Studies

7/8/2010 1:55:52 AM

I work at an international non profit organization with refugees. and yes that comes with horrible pay...
but you don't do it for the money.

7/8/2010 2:00:43 AM

^^ LMFAO. For some reason, I thought of this clown (Uncle Rukus to those who don't recognize him) when I read that...





[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 2:02 AM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 2:01:36 AM

Oh yeh and I am also team captain for my soccer team which is like having a second job. It's a pain in the ass to get responses from people.

7/8/2010 2:32:12 AM

professional resume submitter

7/8/2010 2:53:03 AM

contract specialist




























but not til august 30th

7/8/2010 3:25:10 AM

This summer I work under the table for a chemical company developing advanced thin films and nanotechnology.

I am also a part-time employment opportunity enthusiast

7/8/2010 4:10:57 AM

Tech Support / Network Engineer

7/8/2010 4:44:03 AM

dj

7/8/2010 4:57:33 AM

systems/network/SAN/whatever-other-esoteric-stuff-no-one-else-knows-about administrator/architect/engineer

7/8/2010 5:48:09 AM

Job title is systems engineer, working with LM. I currently work in the sharks with lasers division.

7/8/2010 7:12:30 AM

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"systems/network/SAN/whatever-other-esoteric-stuff-no-one-else-knows-about administrator/architect/engineercockmonger"

fify

7/8/2010 7:18:24 AM

Today, I'm an office lackey.

7/8/2010 10:19:20 AM

legal assistant (until end of July)

genetic counselor in the not-so-distant future

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:22 AM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 10:21:53 AM

i help make commercials for one job.

and work at a movie theater.

7/8/2010 10:23:22 AM

traffic report producer

7/8/2010 10:24:05 AM

oops double post

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:24 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2010 10:24:34 AM

State Dept Gov't Employee in the "not-so" distant future.

for now? >_> I'm looking for work.

7/8/2010 10:25:12 AM

Environmental Analyst (I run meteorological models)

7/8/2010 10:25:39 AM

Structural Engineer.

7/8/2010 10:33:00 AM

development officer at ncsu

7/8/2010 10:35:10 AM

engineering assistant intern

7/8/2010 10:35:38 AM

bartender and attorney

7/8/2010 10:36:03 AM

selling people things they can't afford

7/8/2010 10:36:43 AM

Tech Support / Network Engineer

7/8/2010 10:49:56 AM

^^^^How does one become and.....assistant-intern?

7/8/2010 10:57:30 AM

staff accountant up in here

soon to be CPA

7/8/2010 11:01:39 AM

Title is Design Engineer

I'm a Mechanical Engineer working on design for a new-build nuclear plant. Sometimes it is fun, sometimes it is a pita.

7/8/2010 11:02:12 AM

^^ I think it's "engineering assistant" intern rather than engineering "assistant intern"

7/8/2010 11:02:52 AM

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 11:04 AM. Reason : double posting like every post these days]

7/8/2010 11:04:20 AM

official title is automation and process control consultant

but we had an hr upheaval a few years ago where they consolidated titles to more generic ones

it's a little misleading

7/8/2010 11:04:20 AM

Well when school starts back I'll be getting paid to get my degree, so...

Graduate teaching assistant.

7/8/2010 11:07:11 AM

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"^^^^How does one become and.....assistant-intern?"

Quote :

"^^ I think it's "engineering assistant" intern rather than engineering "assistant intern" "

thats the title, and for the reason you mentioned is usually just called engineering intern but the assistant part is there is no confusion with talking about E.I.'s

7/8/2010 11:09:42 AM

^^^^Yeah, I had figured that. I just thought it would be more funny

7/8/2010 11:10:08 AM

engineering assistant intern makes more sense to me.

His badge probably reads:
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ENGINEERING
Assistant Intern

Which is kosher with department followed by rank.

7/8/2010 11:10:38 AM

a catch-all English language skills and other English language, non-specialty content course instructor.

I seriously also had to teach a course on using Microsoft Office. and a "welcome to college, this is what it's like and these are suitable study skills" course.

And I have Wednesdays off this year. w00t!

7/8/2010 11:16:03 AM

I've become one with my inner housewife

I am also recently a nanny/glorified chauffeur

and I'm a professional resume submitter

I'm thinking about being a barista...my bff thinks I'd be a cute barista

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 11:20 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2010 11:19:24 AM

Barista sucks

Its basically a bartender who makes a lot less money and can't drink on the job

7/8/2010 11:24:26 AM

I couldn't be a bartender...the hours and dealing w/ drunks do not appeal to me whatsoever. I'd rather be the drunk

and the barista thing is more or less a joke...which you've ruined coming in here with your reality check

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 11:28 AM. Reason : ]

7/8/2010 11:27:29 AM

office bitch at an insurance co. by day

professional resume submitter by night

(hopefully this will all be changing soon!)

7/8/2010 11:29:36 AM

So sorry

Its not a teeerrrible job

Just, IMO, beneath someone with a college degree in all but the most dire of circumstances

7/8/2010 11:30:03 AM