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7/8/2010 6:41:33 PM

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"And although thin, she's still got some good muscle. She might be getting close to the border on being too thin, but I trust she's aware and will not make the mistake of getting too skinny."

Not trying to get skinnier. That would equate to a concave chest. Bring on the funfetti cake!

7/8/2010 10:50:40 PM

i have funfetti cake and rainbow chip frosting in my pantry

OMG SLEEPOVER

get your skinny ass to NC

7/8/2010 10:51:21 PM

7/8/2010 10:57:17 PM

Woman, funfetti + your Mac Nut cookies = I need to live in NC

7/8/2010 11:01:15 PM

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"I need to live in NC"

WELL DUH

7/8/2010 11:01:35 PM

you need to make the funfetti cake and then bake some spoon shaped white chocolate macadamia nut cookies to eat the cake with.

7/8/2010 11:09:08 PM

you need to bake a funfetti cake shaped like a filled with white chocolate chip cookie dough

7/8/2010 11:11:15 PM

GOOD IDEAS

YOU ARE FILLED WITH THEM

7/8/2010 11:12:00 PM

I'd also be filled with white chocolate chip cookies, funfetti cake, and a rib sandwich right now if my wife would perform her womanly duties.

7/8/2010 11:14:49 PM

And woman, can you get me a beer, while you're at it? Oh, and some blueberry cheesecake ice cream!

7/8/2010 11:16:28 PM

KITCHEN -------------------> (THAT WAY)

7/8/2010 11:17:01 PM

wait, we have blueberry ice cream? You've been holding out on me.

7/8/2010 11:18:45 PM

I fucking love you guys.

7/8/2010 11:19:06 PM

What's this "can you get me a beer?"


HELL YES SHE CAN!

7/8/2010 11:20:22 PM

7/8/2010 11:31:42 PM

7/8/2010 11:38:13 PM

too thin

7/9/2010 12:25:08 AM

too sexy

7/9/2010 1:30:11 AM

You can never be too rich or too thin.

7/9/2010 1:36:17 AM

funfetti sucks

rainbow chip icing is where it's at

7/9/2010 8:14:40 AM

LIES

And sadly, rice crispy cake gets no love

7/9/2010 8:36:34 AM

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"You can never be too rich or too thin."

first one, I agree with. But there is definitely such thing as "too thin"

too thin = all hip bones, ribs, clavicles and no butt or boobs

see ^ gallery for more details...

7/9/2010 2:37:49 PM

^^ i feel on the verge of a diabetic coma just looking at that

7/9/2010 2:39:18 PM

thin chicks aren't as soft to cuddle with. Kinda bony and uncomfortable

7/9/2010 2:48:29 PM

but they make your dick look HUUUGE

7/9/2010 2:49:21 PM

a girl's too thin when I think I'd get bruised from having sex with her. that and when she's got no boobs.

7/9/2010 2:50:25 PM

Skinny chicks are easier to kidnap and cheaper to feed. And they get drunk faster. But heavier girls are softer for cuddling and have better décolletage. Tough decisions you guys have.

7/9/2010 4:18:00 PM

7/9/2010 4:22:03 PM

7/9/2010 4:22:41 PM

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"but they make your dick look HUUUGE"

I don't need a thin girl to make my dick look HUUUGE

Obligatory: No girl will make your dick look huuuge.

7/9/2010 4:26:39 PM

My DICK makes my dick look huuuuge...

7/9/2010 4:27:43 PM

Ever put your dick next to a fetus' vagina?

7/9/2010 4:28:35 PM

dear god no.

7/9/2010 4:29:09 PM

I would "kidnap iheartkisses, store her in my basement, tie her up nude, and feed her a mixture of proteins, vitamin c, and ejaculate," if you know what I mean....

7/9/2010 4:31:16 PM

^^You're missing out on a huge self esteem boost.




But wait--


You've never had sex with a pregnant chick?

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 4:32 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2010 4:32:13 PM

^^dear God no.

^not yet...one day.

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 4:32 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2010 4:32:17 PM

God ... I never thought there was a line on this site, but I think you somehow crossed it

7/9/2010 5:00:32 PM