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"David Foster Wallace "

That's who I got.

7/16/2010 4:50:02 PM

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""TOM!" No answer. "TOM!" No answer. "What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!" No answer. The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; then she put them up and looked out under them. She seldom or never looked THROUGH them for so small a thing as a boy; they were her state pair, the pride of her heart, and were built for "style," not service--she could have seen through a pair of stove-lids just as well. She looked perplexed for a moment, and then said, not fiercely, but still loud enough for the furniture to hear: "Well, I lay if I get hold of you I'll--" She did not finish, for by this time she was bending down and punching under the bed with the broom, and so she needed breath to punctuate the punches with. She resurrected nothing but the cat. "I never did see the beat of that boy!""

I write like Mark Twain.

I'm glad it got that one right.

7/16/2010 4:54:39 PM

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"1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. 3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. 6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water." 7 So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the expanse "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day. 9 And God said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear." And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground "land," and the gathered waters he called "seas." And God saw that it was good. "

I write like Ursula K. Le Guin.

Didn't see that coming.

7/16/2010 4:57:10 PM

Apparently Hemingway also writes like Ursula K. Le Guin.

I call bullshit on this tool.

7/16/2010 9:32:51 PM

I am extremely opposed to this.

7/16/2010 9:46:40 PM

copy/paste from work email:

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"You will need to contact your installation contractor for his schedule on erection activities. Although we are providing assistance with installation, we will basically be onsite to offer techincal supervision and are not contracting the work ourselves. Therefore we do not have any knowledge of the installation contractor's experience or efficiency and cannot comment on the timing of the installation. I can give you a schedule of the startup, commissioning, testing, etc but need a little more information before putting together a timetable. Please comment point by point on the items below so we can have a clear picture of what to expect once our service engineer is on site:"

Apparently this is in the style of Jane Austin.

7/16/2010 10:55:35 PM

I did a whole bunch and got primarily HP Lovecraft and David Foster Wallace.

And a couple instances of Stephenie Meyer.

7/16/2010 11:11:42 PM

I'd like to know more about how the program works. I put in a paragraph (from HP Lovecraft), and it spat back Kurt Vonnegut. Then I removed the conjunctions and split up all the thoughts to make his long sentences into a bunch of small ones...it spat back Vonnegut again...

Hmmm...

7/16/2010 11:19:09 PM

I dunno, I typed in a paragraph from some Jane Austin book and it came back with Jane Austin.

7/16/2010 11:21:23 PM