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million dollars

7/18/2010 10:14:28 AM

i dunno about actual numbers, but i imagine an honest dude would say.

A) not too much but high (few grand is pretty reasonable as many have said).

the rest, pretty fucking high. blowjob just feels a lot less invasive than plowing a dude in the lubed asshole. and taking either is pretty much right out unless i was really hurting (for cash or a gay pounding).

7/18/2010 10:35:57 AM

How hot of a guy is it?

7/18/2010 11:18:56 AM

a) free if he's a thai ladyboy and really looks like a woman and he is fully clothed with fake tits. and i have to be drunk.
b) $5,000 and i have to be drunk
c) i dont know if i could possibly get hard with a smelly hairy dude's ass in front of me, but i guess for $50k i could (maybe?), and have to be drunk
d) i amazingly dont see this as much as a huge deal as c), so $10,000 and i have to be drunk and he has to have a small penis.

hey, i'm just being honest and i hope tww appreciates that and doesnt call me a filthy whore.

7/18/2010 11:28:04 AM

not to be that guy, but how do you not see having a penis in your ass as bad as sticking it into an ass?

7/18/2010 11:52:14 AM

My price: dinner and a movie. Any takers?

7/18/2010 12:26:58 PM

this thread is gay

7/18/2010 12:29:00 PM

Quote :

"Alright. I can't believe that it would take thousands of dollars for some of you fools to receive a blow job from another dude. Just treat it like you would treat an ugly chick, close your eyes and enjoy a warm wet mouth."

I was just considering how much money it would take me having in my bank account to keep it up. Because regardless of any of the other issues, it's just embarrassing to be getting a blowee and end up losing your erection.

7/18/2010 1:09:43 PM

if you lose your erection while receiving a blowjob, you have problems that have nothing to do with the blowjob giver.

7/18/2010 1:11:30 PM

i feel comfortable in saying THERE ARE NO PRICES FOR EACH

sure someone that accepts some money can be like "hey i got a million bucks!" and you can always come back with "yeah, but you fucked a dude in the ass..."

7/18/2010 1:12:43 PM

^
hey man, lots of people spend a lifetime shoveling cow shit and never earn close to 1 mil

7/18/2010 1:53:12 PM

The two acts where my cock is involved would require less than a thousand...I can pretend is a chick when I'm getting blown, and I can pretend I really don't like the guy and I'm raping him for sport in the ass fucking scenario.

With the two receptive acts, it gets tricky. I would rather suck a cock than take one. I'll put giving a blow job at 4000 and getting buttucked at an even 10K.

7/18/2010 1:58:19 PM

I think we need to split this question into two categories:

A) How much to go gay with this man?


vs.

B) How much to go gay with this man?



To me, it seems like a big difference in price, to me.

7/18/2010 2:14:41 PM

Quote :

"I can pretend I really don't like the guy and I'm raping him for sport in the ass fucking scenario."

LOL

i could prolly swing a for a few thousand, the rest would be pretty steep

if i was interested in having cum in my mouth I would have tasted my own by now, but I cant even bring myself to do that so no thanks. no way i'd get hard enough to plug a dudes butt so that wont be happening and I freak out if a girls finger even gets anywhere close to my butthole so I seriously doubt I'd let a penis in there.

but theres a price for everything, and my price would be really high, unless your evan, he gets a discount

7/18/2010 2:21:13 PM

How much to go gay in the following scenarios?

a. Get blown by a dude
b. Blow a dude
c. Fuck a dude in the ass
d. Get fucked by a dude in the ass


Now, how much would it take for you to do the above on camera?



A) As long as im attracted to the dude, FREE
B) Have to be REALLY attracted to teh dude, Free
C) -eventhough im Bi, that is def. not a given, $100
D) -DEF $1000 and a cold drink

7/18/2010 2:22:43 PM

Ok... Here goes:

Ladyboy, Private
=====================
a. $2,000
b. $100,000
c. $50,000
d. $1,000,000

Ladyboy, On Camera
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a. $1,000,000
b. $10,000,000
c. $10,000,000
d. $15,000,000

Hairy dude, Private
=====================
a. $500,000
b. $1,000,000
c. $5,000,000
d. $10,000,000

Hairy dude, On Camera
=====================
a. $10,000,000
b. $50,000,000
c. $50,000,000
d. $100,000,000


I hope this helps in the slightest

7/18/2010 2:42:02 PM

my hope is that a porn director reads this thread and eventually you people get a chance to honor your prices

7/18/2010 2:44:21 PM

this thread is a prelude to some sick and twisted 21st century version of Indecent Proposal

7/18/2010 2:45:29 PM

calling bs

you are lying that you would charge a ladyboy 2k for a bj.

and im talking passable here... that ladyboy in the pic above, i'd gladly accept a bj from. that's right. clothes necessary of course. i wouldnt even have to be drunk for that one.

7/18/2010 3:03:05 PM

dweedle saying he wouldn't go gay for any sum of money makes me lol

7/18/2010 3:07:45 PM

buncha queers ITT

7/18/2010 3:08:03 PM

http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/178606-1/Folheto.jpg

7/18/2010 3:12:10 PM

Quote :

"you are lying that you would charge a ladyboy 2k for a bj."

You're right.... I might very well charge more when it came time to actually do the deed.

7/18/2010 3:33:46 PM

dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

7/18/2010 3:35:45 PM

I don't know that either of those pics is very representative of would you have sex with someone who looks like a guy. What about...

7/18/2010 4:08:12 PM

let me put some figures together

7/18/2010 4:16:40 PM

^^ that guy falls into the hairy dude category for me. he might as well look like what I posted...

other people have will have different preferences and I don't hold that against them

7/18/2010 4:19:29 PM

okay, what about this?

7/18/2010 4:21:23 PM

masculine features are where I draw the line. if he's not passable he's gonna have to pay the hairy dude price.

[Edited on July 18, 2010 at 4:25 PM. Reason : I take this shit seriously son]

7/18/2010 4:24:52 PM

a. $0.00
b. $0.00, but only if i really like the dude
c. $0.00
d. $0.00, but only if i really, really, REALLY like the dude... and that doesn't happen often at all.

Quote :

"unless your evan, he gets a discount"

7/18/2010 4:25:35 PM

^ what if you don't really like the dude, then what would you charge?

7/18/2010 4:26:12 PM

idk, i'm not a prostitute.

7/18/2010 4:28:47 PM

then you could kindly step on out of this thread

7/18/2010 4:29:38 PM

lolz ITT

7/18/2010 4:38:03 PM

If your anal virginity is worth more to you than six figures, you're either stupid rich or have deep personal issues.

[Edited on July 18, 2010 at 4:53 PM. Reason : A]

7/18/2010 4:51:03 PM

its not all about anal virginity... you're also gonna have to put up with teasing or smartass remarks for years

7/18/2010 4:52:25 PM

^not if you select the no camera option

[Edited on July 18, 2010 at 4:54 PM. Reason : &/or tell ppl you're bi rather than just did it for $]

7/18/2010 4:53:41 PM

Threads like these are the reason this place is dying

Do you really sit at your computer wondering How much it would take for you to be gay? ?

How fascinating !!!

Do they put on their pants first, or their socks ???

Do they eat breakfast and then shower, or vice versa ?

How many times do they hit snooze ?

7/18/2010 4:55:08 PM

okay, so leave.

7/18/2010 5:01:58 PM

Id have sex with Neil Patrick Harris(the dude from Doogie Howser) in a fucking heartbeat! I dont know about the whole btming thing, id def. have to get myself drunk.


But if we are talking about a dude who would cause an attraction strong enough to divert any alcohol, than WITHOUT a doubt, <<< Shemar Moore >>>> from Criminal Minds.

No explanations needed for that one!

7/18/2010 5:09:04 PM

dude, i'd drop trou for NPH at any time in any place. no questions asked.

7/18/2010 5:09:52 PM

I don't see how NPH falls into the hairy guy category

he doesnt really fit the "bear" type either like that other guy in the pic above

7/18/2010 5:11:15 PM

For those of you who dont know who Shemar Moore is or what he looks like:



http://www.lucywho.com/video/VFXBNEbTSoE

7/18/2010 5:20:27 PM

FI' DOLLA

7/18/2010 5:21:34 PM

Something about that hairy dude is wicked disturbing, the dude looks like a wildebeest! That much hair just doesn't look natural, hehe

7/18/2010 5:21:47 PM

^ I'm more disturbed the trap...

7/18/2010 5:30:07 PM

It's just a penis.

7/18/2010 5:36:10 PM

7/18/2010 5:37:44 PM

That's three of 'em.

7/18/2010 5:38:25 PM

Wow.

I knew I was WAY hetero, but this thread makes me feel WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hetero. I don't know if I'd do any of those things for any amount of money. Money isn't the end-all. At any rate, there is no way in hell that I'd do any of that shit for all of these trivial prices most of you are throwing out there.

Slobbing knob for a few thousand bucks is only barely different from doing it for free.




I wouldn't even eat most of the nasty stuff they used to have on Fear Factor for a few thousand bucks. I'm certainly not going to be chowing some dude's hog.

[Edited on July 18, 2010 at 5:46 PM. Reason : ]

7/18/2010 5:43:28 PM