2 inches


what?

7/20/2010 4:19:20 AM

It depends on the toilet, but it has been known to happen to me.

7/20/2010 7:52:56 AM

i too have a modified seat like dweedle just for these situations

7/20/2010 9:08:44 AM

Post.

7/20/2010 12:58:52 PM

I'm really glad I don't have a penis

ive never thought about this problem

7/20/2010 1:52:34 PM

9/22/2010 8:56:51 PM

Quote :

"rip off a sheet of toilet paper use it as a buffer profit"

I just assumed everybody did this.

9/22/2010 9:57:18 PM

i just lay mine over my thigh. problem solved.

9/22/2010 11:37:43 PM

just throw it over your shoulder, problem solved.

9/23/2010 12:07:17 AM

1. ew!

2.

Quote :

"PROPER FECAL OUTPUT"

9/23/2010 12:16:56 AM

Whats especially gross is when the previous guy has left like 3 pubic hairs right in the prime contacting spot... clearly a chronic suffer of TCW.

9/23/2010 12:21:58 AM

CHICKEN BONE EARRINGS

9/23/2010 12:28:38 AM

TCW

[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 12:55 AM. Reason : ]

9/23/2010 12:35:05 AM

Quote :

"CONTI NENTIAL SOLDIER"

[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 1:37 AM. Reason : I keep my shit jungle, b. ]

9/23/2010 1:37:19 AM

Since I bought my house a few months ago, my parents have spent a few weekends there. I'm told to expect new toilets for Christmas

9/23/2010 1:43:56 AM

lots of men talking about their dicks with one another ITT

9/23/2010 1:47:30 AM

lol cadwal

I was thinking that too

9/23/2010 1:53:26 AM

^^, ^ You should join in. OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA!

[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 1:55 AM. Reason : :lucky situation]

9/23/2010 1:54:43 AM

my vagina, much like your dick, on its best day, never touches the toilet water

9/23/2010 1:58:12 AM

what about your vagina's worst days?

9/23/2010 1:58:48 AM

on its worst days it hovers above the dirty seat

9/23/2010 2:01:04 AM

Nope. Mine defies gravity. No worries here.

9/23/2010 2:03:13 AM

there can be substantial differences between flaccid and erect penises

it is also more difficult to urinate with an erection

so some of you are probably doing it wrong

9/23/2010 2:15:25 AM

ya'll must have those cheap toilets that are circular. You've got to get those egg shaped deals with the extra room. Otherwise you'll be stirrin' the pot

9/23/2010 2:36:14 AM

I suffer from TCW

but as for peeing with an erection, I lean forward as much as I can and push it down as far as I can and hope the stream makes it just under the back of the rim

9/23/2010 2:44:46 AM

or you could just wait until it goes down....

9/23/2010 2:45:27 AM

for morning wood that works

for wood caused by the pressure from a full bladder it doesn't

9/23/2010 2:48:12 AM

what u talmbout

9/23/2010 7:55:19 AM

Quote :

"ThePeter: Its really bad over here. A lot of toilets are built like a shelf with a drainage hole instead of a bowl. Not only do you have problems with your wang chillin on the shelf, but you take a dump (droppin' loadssssss) onto a shelf and then have to spend time to flush and scrub with the toilet brush to get it all down the drain, which is in the back of the toilet."

Picture please... and where are you?

9/23/2010 8:50:30 AM

something like this?

9/23/2010 1:59:16 PM

^^He was in Europe at the time.

9/23/2010 3:34:31 PM

From message_topic.aspx?topic=559873

9/23/2010 9:34:18 PM

^^ that doesn't tell me much... might as well have said he was on earth at the time.

country please! for example, if he says montenegro, i wouldn't be so surprised, but if he says germany, i would be shocked.

and i need a pic anyway to fully understand it. not necessarily a pic he took, but a pic of the same type from google.

9/23/2010 9:54:58 PM

i suffer from TCW any time I use a toilet in EB 3

you'd think they would have thought of that

9/23/2010 10:13:54 PM

Sometimes it's nice having a small dick.

9/24/2010 11:54:54 AM

Quote :

"where when you sit on the crapper and you gotta adjust your wang, lest it touch the side of the porcelain or hang down in the toilet water? "

if you clog up the toilet, don't proceed with the courtesy flush. problem solved.

9/24/2010 12:11:30 PM

I don't mind it so much. At least it doesn't splash my butthole with pee if my dick head is submerged. I just got to wash my dick when I'm done. I try to schedule my shits anyway so that I shower right after.

9/24/2010 1:35:15 PM

Pretty sure he's in Amsterdam.

9/24/2010 1:47:06 PM

nope, my shits far too small

9/24/2010 1:52:54 PM

Quote :

"does anybody else suffer from toilet contact wang? "

haha

9/24/2010 2:01:29 PM